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Lawyer's credo: Anyone can sue anyone for anything. — James Patterson
There probably is a God. Many things are easier to explain if there is than if there isn't. — John Von Neumann
For my own part, I adhere to the maxim of antiquity, that the throne is a glorious sepulchre. — Theodora
While I like people, I do also like being alone in a room and seeing what you can do with a particular theme or subject. — Dean Koontz
I meditate every day, which is profoundly restful and restorative. It wipes out a lot of the fatigue. That's my secret weapon. — Mike Love
I had looked for happiness in fast living, but it was not there. I tried to find it in money, but it was not there either. — Edward Young
At one school I visited, everyone had read 'Halo,' and they were all dressed up as angels - with halos! — Alexandra Adornetto
Why do we argue? Life's so fragile, a successful virus clinging to a speck of mud, suspended in endless nothing. — Alan Moore
A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge. — Magdalen Braden
Arguing with a lawyer is not the hardest thing in the world; not arguing is. — Raheel Farooq
Most people associate reading with laying on the beach. They don't see that it's crucial for a democracy! — David Baldacci
Did you just sniff me? — T.M. Cromer
Not everybody in the country-music community is like me - I just happen to be one of the guys that is stereotypical. — Blake Shelton
Patience is a balloon,the longer you have it,the more it inflates to burst — ABC
I find that when I tell lawyer jokes to a mixed audience, the lawyers don't think they're funny and the non-lawyers don't think they're jokes. — John Roberts
Nurse: "You look like a pharmaceutical rep. you can leave samples in the closet."
Joe: "I'm actually a lawyer."
Nurse: "My condolences. — Jodi Picoult
Your thoughts have little legs that go out & create what you think about. — John P. Hayes
Sometime it's more difficult to know the question than to find an answer. — Matthew Skelton
Gabriel Walsh comes from a long line of hustlers. He's just the first one to go to law school and get a license for it. — Kelley Armstrong
The man who acts as his own lawyer has a fool for a client. — Joseph Hansen

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