Lawn Quotes: top 100 famous quotes about Lawn

Lawn Quotes & Sayings

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A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. — Michael Pollan

Men throw huge shadows on the lawn, don't they? Then, all their lives, they try to run to fit the shadows. But the shadows are always longer. — Ray Bradbury

You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture. — Jeff Foxworthy

The lawn of Placerville High School is a very good one. It does not fuck around. — Stephen King

The thing I love is that my home life hasn't changed. I still help out with the garbage. I still help out with the lawn. — Taylor Lautner

two blocks down from my house? What the hell is going on?" "Nothing good," Marino says. I Google Sonny's Lawn Care. There's no such — Patricia Cornwell

Oh my God!" a woman whispered loudly. "They're gonna do it on the front lawn! — R.L. Matthewson

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. — Lettie Cowman

A veritable pack of dogs - led by a fat, fluffy papillon - roamed the front lawn. — K.M. Shea

I grew up in Florida, so every now and then, we'd have a garter snake in the lawn. But I'm not super okay with them. — Maulik Pancholy

One by one, the electric lights ringing the lawn were ignited. Each one, as it burst into brilliance, erased a constellation from the evening sky. — Tim Westover

Presentiment is that long shadow on the lawn
Indicative that suns go down;
The notice to the startled grass
That darkness is about to pass. — Emily Dickinson

[On Dashiell Hammett:] ... he is so hard-boiled you could roll him on the White House lawn. — Dorothy Parker

Interspersed in lawn and opening glades,
Thin trees arise that shun each others' shades. — Alexander Pope

Thought moves like a dissociation of leaves across a lawn in a breeze. — Greg Bear

The grass is always greener once you don't have to mow a lawn anymore. — R. K. Milholland

Out on the lawn I lie in bed, Vega conspicuous overhead. — W. H. Auden

I'm a baseball player. I'm also a guy who mows his lawn and plays with his dog. — Scott Rolen

Grow the lawn and mow the lawn
always keep the TV on,
brush your teeth and kill the germs,
poison apples, poison worms. — Trenton Lee Stewart

It's not that the grass is greener on the other side, it's that you can never be on both sides of the lawn at the same time. — Laura Fraser

My mother was a very elegant woman. When a flying saucer landed on the lawn, she turned it over to see if it was Wedgwood. — Joan Rivers

Because a perfect lawn means things are safe — Alex Lane

Because in the end, you won't remember the time you spent working in the office or mowing your lawn. Climb that goddamn mountain. — Jack Kerouac

You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it. — Jeff Foxworthy

Because I can see the future and I know what will happen if I let you play with the lawn mower. — Allie Brosh

Lusia's face was red and blotchy. She stared ahead, numb, absentmindedly pulling the grass from the lawn. — A.O. Peart

They're a rotten crowd', I shouted across the lawn. 'You're worth the whole damn bunch put together. — F Scott Fitzgerald

I just can't recruit where there's grass around. You gotta have a concrete lawn before I feel comfortable enough to go in and talk to you parents. — Al McGuire

I'm a big 'Goosebumps' fan - 'Revenge of the Lawn Gnomes.' My favorites are the pick-your-own-death ones. — Tyler, The Creator

If I ever wanted a gnome, I guess Id just stand out on my lawn for a while. — Johnny Christ

I'd rather have a yard filled with genuine garbage than with
trashy lawn ornaments. — Jeannette Walls

She wakes in a puddle of sunlight.
Her hands asleep beside her.
Her hair draped on the lawn
like a mantle of cloth. — Roman Payne

A saint in crape is twice a saint in lawn. — Alexander Pope

The lawn was white with doctors — Sylvia Plath

I don't want to sound like some grumpy old man telling you to get off my lawn. — Michael Wilbon

The dandelions and buttercups gild all the lawn: the drowsy bee stumbles among the clover tops, and summer sweetens all to me. — James Russell Lowell

A Canadian newspaperman said yesterday that this is the President's "Easter egghead roll on the White House lawn." I want to deny that! — John F. Kennedy

She could see Sylvie and her friends on the lawn below, their dresses fluttering like moths in the encroaching dusk. — Kate Atkinson

No need to kill everyone. They know not to let their Chihuahuas piss on my lawn. — Richard Kadrey

If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn. — Andrew Mason

"I want to be a lawn." Greta Garbo. — W.C. Sellar

I'm that grumpy old guy yelling at all those pesky little Grizzly Bear fans to get offa my lawn. — Chuck Eddy

Can't you just go peek over the wall? Make sure she doesn't have a Trump sign on her lawn? — Jodi Picoult

My father was a preacher in Maryland and we had crab feasts - with corn on the cob, but no beer, being Methodist - outside on the church lawn. — Tori Amos

I'm having a hard time writing about Sunday. Getting the long hollow feeling of Sundays. No mail and faraway lawn mowers, the hopelessness. — Lucia Berlin

Everybody knows how lazy he is. One day the neighbors saw Fang mow the lawn and I got three Get Well cards. — Phyllis Diller

Beer bottles, whiskey bottles, brown glass, green. They fell to the lawn and I'd feel serene. Adam was king to my stilted queen. — Kate Bernheimer

Her lawn looks like a meadow, And if she mows the place She leaves the clover standing And the Queen Anne's Lace. — Edna St. Vincent Millay

Crabgrass is aptly descriptive of this hated weed, for it does scuttle quickly through a lawn. — Allen Lacy

Imagine if you can - hordes of asuang, prowling the streets of Tokyo, climbing the Eifel tower, walking up the White House lawn! — Mervin Ignacio

Yer a good lad, Atticus, mowin' me lawn and killin' what Brits come around. — Kevin Hearne

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. — Ben Berger

The Allegory of the Wolf Boy" ("At tennis and at tea/Upon the gentle lawn, he is not ours,/But plays us in a sad duplicity"). — Oliver Sacks

I enjoy painting, cutting the lawn and working in the garden when I have time. That's therapy for me. I enjoy working with my hands. — Billy Williams

You don't mow another man's lawn! — Billie Joe Armstrong

You probably love to tell kids to get off your lawn, too. — Jeaniene Frost

One legged veterans will greet the dawn, and they're whistling marches as they mow the lawn, and the gargoyles on sit and grieve. — Phil Ochs

Say, has some wet bird-haunted English lawn Lent it the music of its trees at dawn? — Matthew Arnold

The World is Very Flat, There is no doubt of that. (Night Thoughts of a tortoise suffering fom insomnia on a lawn) — E.V. Rieu

Alexia, did you know there is an entire regiment decamping on your front lawn?
Laddy Maccon sighed. Really, Ivy, I would never have noticed. — Gail Carriger

I know a man who is a diamond cutter. He mows the lawn at Yankee Stadium. — Henny Youngman

I'm not a criminal madman,' said Vimes. ( ... )
'Never mind, you'll soon fit in,' said Lawn. — Terry Pratchett

What's in a person's heart and soul will not likely be changed by the ability to command a helicopter to land on the South Lawn. — Robert Dallek

Your baby can double as a lawn mower. — Margaret Atwood

For how would you like to be shut up for a whole month at a time, and possibly more in stormy weather, upon a rock the size of a tennis lawn? — Virginia Woolf

I'm tied up, gagged and about to be bludgeoned to death by a lawn ornament. Jeez, that's depressing.
- Raven Smith — Rita Stradling

A college president is like the lawn mower at a cemetary: he has a lot of people under him, but they don't pay much attention to him — Steven Sample

So I had a view of the water, a partial view of my neighbour's lawn, and the consoling proximity of millionaires — F Scott Fitzgerald

graced lawn parties at Fernbank." Hoppy stood and applauded. — Jan Karon

Aurora now, fair daughter of the dawn, Sprinkled with rosy light the dewy lawn. — Alexander Pope

My bodyguard was mowing the lawn in a pink bikini when the body fell from the sky. — Charlaine Harris

I mow my own lawn. — Ron Reagan

She'd just seen her dead grandmother and had a lovesick warlock on her lawn. The last thing she needed was to worry about extraterrestrial probing. — Michelle M. Pillow

It was 7 minutes after midnight. The dog was lying on the grass in the middle of the lawn in front of Mrs. Shears's house. — Mark Haddon

Okay, I'll move the lawn chairs. (Axel) — Robert Kirkman

Guy Fieri's hair is the front lawn to hell. — Willie Geist

May giant circus elephants shit on your lawn. May bug-eyed gargoyles eat your young. — James Ellroy

This generation should entertain this generation. It's only fair. When I was a kid, I mowed the lawn. Now, somebody else's kid can mow the lawn. — Tom T. Hall

Murray crossed the sandy lawn using the cautious, inoffensive gait any prudent Jew might adopt under the circumstances, — James K. Morrow

They kind of look like evil lawn gnomes — Cassandra Clare

When I won the Derby on Never Say Die I went home and cut the lawn. I haven't cut the lawn since. — Lester Piggott

except sociopaths trying to sell me term insurance, home security, and lawn care. — Jonathan Kellerman

If trees had love, instead of leaves, I'd gladly rake you into a pile on my lawn and fall into you. — Jarod Kintz

He had come a long way to this blue lawn, and his dream must have seemed so close that he could hardly fail to grasp it. — F Scott Fitzgerald

And floating in the Sound was a triangle of silver scales, trembling a little to the stiff, tinny drip of the banjoes on the lawn. — F Scott Fitzgerald

It's a rational sort of fear that puts a lawn chair down in the front of your thoughts and brings a cooler of drinks along with it. — Jim Butcher

And her taste in men should be applauded until the cows came home and tap-danced on the front lawn.' (Taryn) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Maybe it's a reminder from Henri that you're supposed to rake the lawn. — Pittacus Lore

I found her lying naked on the lawn at midnight, can I keep her? — R. J. Anderson

What memoir of childhood doesn't at some point turn on the scent of a sweet pea or a freshly cut lawn or a boxwood hedge, to leap the fence of years? — Michael Pollan

It was midsummer, but fresh water from the gasping sprinklers made the lawn glitter like spring. — F Scott Fitzgerald

There's one good thing about snow, it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore — Peter Geiger

If the grass is greener somewhere else ... start watering your own lawn! — Michael Beckwith

Lawn Boy by Gary Paulsen — Gary Paulsen

I wish I'd not taken off all my clothes in my first television series, 'The Camomile Lawn.' — Jennifer Ehle

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"Manscaped?" Dante smiled. "I'm fucking Italian; I been mowing my lawn since I was thirteen. — Damon Suede

The terrace and the whole place, the lawn and the garden beyond it, all I could see of the park, were empty with a great emptiness. — Henry James

When I see a dictionary on my desk I feel like I'm looking at some strange dog leaving a twisty piece of poop on our lawn out back. — Haruki Murakami

It's pretty cool to be able to hang out with the President and have the race-winning car on the South Lawn. — Buddy Rice

The governing ideal was not merely to keep up with the Joneses, but to be the Joneses - to own the same model of car or dishwasher or lawn mower. — Chris Anderson