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When the petals of the heart unfold fragrance spreads across the valley. — Amit Ray

I could have spent my time hugging you or I could have spent my time telling you not to touch hot stoves or take candy from men. Which did you want? — Laurie Notaro

Sure, I'd like to lose some weight, but a tapeworm is the last way I'd like to do it, except becoming a prisoner of war. — Laurie Notaro

Dream the dreams that have never been dreamt. — David Bower

I'm nicer on tax day than I am when I'm on deadline. — Laurie Notaro

I want a man as nice as my retarded dog, but one that doesn't crap on the floor. — Laurie Notaro

If you really believe in what you're doing, work hard, take nothing personally and if something blocks one route, find another. Never give up. — Laurie Notaro

Be honest with yourself; set the alarm for the time the Real You will get up, not the Ambitious You, because the Ambitious You doesn't really exist. — Laurie Notaro

Books are to me as homemade tattoos are to an inmate. Can't get enough of them. — Laurie Notaro

Small towns are sometimes like that; familiarity runs high, while regard for personal space is low, if nonexistent. — Laurie Notaro

Whaddaya mean 'old maids,' ha? The term is 'unclaimed treasure,' buddy, 'unclaimed treasure! — Laurie Notaro

Every creative person can draft into service those around them who exhibit the right mixture of intelligence, insight, and grace. — Edwin Catmull

I have a beautiful, big bathtub. — Mark Morris

There are things running around out there with uteruses,son. You're going to need this. — Laurie Notaro

You are basically a flophouse and a pimp away from Pepcid rehab, you know that? I informed Nana. — Laurie Notaro

Asininity was puddling all around me in quantities too vast to soak up. - It Looked Different on the Model — Laurie Notaro

There is a (slight) chance that I might be going to hell. — Laurie Notaro

I've had to write a column an hour after I've come back from a funeral. A deadline is a deadline, I mean, that was just what my job was. — Laurie Notaro

Weddings, I began to understand, were vile, filthy things when they ran amuck. — Laurie Notaro

I felt I was owned by possessions. — Nicolas Berggruen

War is life multiplied by some number that no one has ever heard of. — Sebastian Junger

I have more faith in my bra than I have in my accountant. — Laurie Notaro

Man should receive gracefully the bread returning to him upon the water - freely ye have given, freely ye shall receive. — Florence Scovel Shinn

I want more movies like 'Straight Outta Compton.' Showing our stories of triumph, we'll make it through, and we'll get to something better. — O'Shea Jackson Jr.

Everyone knows there's only one thing less welcome on a stage than a mime, and that's a clown, because everyone knows that clowns eat people. — Laurie Notaro