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I enjoy making people laugh. The trick is to tell them jokes against yourself. If you praise yourself, your stories aren't funny.
— Michael Caine
Sense of our own folly is a great step towards being wise, when it leads us to rely on the wisdom of the Lord.
— Charles Haddon Spurgeon
I have discovered the secret formula for a carefree old age: iycri = fi (if you can't recall it, forget it).
— Goodman Ace
You know you've reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Conventions are stupid things; but even the children of the spirit must make some compromise with the world.
— Aldous Huxley
Somewhere in every intellectual is a dumb prick.
— Saul Bellow
If there be not a religious element in the relations of men, such relations are miserable and doomed to ruin.
— Thomas Carlyle
Maria, groaning for scraps, would drape his head on my feet as I ate, trying to camouflage himself as my napkin or the rug.
— Arthur Phillips
I think that the biggest beauty essential is as simple as a good, full night's sleep.
— Angela Kinsey
no smallpox vaccinations have been given worldwide since 1980, and in some countries like the USA, since the 1960s.
— Michael B.A. Oldstone
I don't laugh so much at jokes and premises as I do at a guy who goes onstage and starts twitching and acting funny.
— Harland Williams
Being selfish only benefits a few. Considering others benefits all of mankind.
— Terraine Francois
Death isn't funny." "Then why are there so many jokes about death? Jill, with us - us humans - death is so sad that we must laugh at it. — Robert A. Heinlein
An intemperate patient makes a harsh doctor.
— Publilius Syrus
If I'm going to do anything extreme, I want it to have consequences.
— Evan Rachel Wood