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I enjoy making people laugh. The trick is to tell them jokes against yourself. If you praise yourself, your stories aren't funny. — Michael Caine

Sense of our own folly is a great step towards being wise, when it leads us to rely on the wisdom of the Lord. — Charles Haddon Spurgeon

I don't care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, I'll laugh because they'll probably be funny. — Paula Deen

Ah, those two. In a fight, they're lethal. Around each other, they melt. — Richelle Mead

I have discovered the secret formula for a carefree old age: iycri = fi (if you can't recall it, forget it). — Goodman Ace

You know you've reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Pamela Palmer's stories catch you, captivate you, and never let you go. — Christina Dodd

Conventions are stupid things; but even the children of the spirit must make some compromise with the world. — Aldous Huxley

Somewhere in every intellectual is a dumb prick. — Saul Bellow

If there be not a religious element in the relations of men, such relations are miserable and doomed to ruin. — Thomas Carlyle

Maria, groaning for scraps, would drape his head on my feet as I ate, trying to camouflage himself as my napkin or the rug. — Arthur Phillips

I think that the biggest beauty essential is as simple as a good, full night's sleep. — Angela Kinsey

no smallpox vaccinations have been given worldwide since 1980, and in some countries like the USA, since the 1960s. — Michael B.A. Oldstone

I don't laugh so much at jokes and premises as I do at a guy who goes onstage and starts twitching and acting funny. — Harland Williams

Being selfish only benefits a few. Considering others benefits all of mankind. — Terraine Francois

Death isn't funny."
"Then why are there so many jokes about death? Jill, with us - us humans - death is so sad that we must laugh at it. — Robert A. Heinlein

An intemperate patient makes a harsh doctor. — Publilius Syrus

If I'm going to do anything extreme, I want it to have consequences. — Evan Rachel Wood