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Last Year Funny Quotes By Tim Hiller: We usually don't realize the thing that is

We usually don't realize the thing that is defining our identity until that thing is taken away. — Tim Hiller

Last Year Funny Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: Last year my birthday cake looked like a

Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire. — Rodney Dangerfield

Last Year Funny Quotes By John D. Rockefeller: I have made many millions but they have

I have made many millions but they have brought me no happiness. — John D. Rockefeller

Last Year Funny Quotes By Jenna Inouye: Cats. Furry little sociopaths that we invite into

Cats. Furry little sociopaths that we invite into our homes. — Jenna Inouye

Last Year Funny Quotes By Alfred Tennyson: The shell must break before the bird can

The shell must break before the bird can fly. — Alfred Tennyson

Last Year Funny Quotes By Mary Quant: One of the things I've learned is never

One of the things I've learned is never to horde ideas, because either they are not so relevant or they've gone stale. Whatever it is, pour it out. — Mary Quant

Last Year Funny Quotes By Jerry Coleman: Larry Moffett is 6' 3". Last year he

Larry Moffett is 6' 3". Last year he was 6" 6". — Jerry Coleman

Last Year Funny Quotes By Jerry Coleman: Rick Miller hit only one home run last

Rick Miller hit only one home run last year, and that's like hitting none. — Jerry Coleman

Last Year Funny Quotes By Julia Child: How can a nation be called great if

How can a nation be called great if its bread tastes like kleenex? — Julia Child

Last Year Funny Quotes By Catherine Hardwicke: Of course I went and got 'Breaking Dawn'

Of course I went and got 'Breaking Dawn' at midnight the night it came out and read it instantly. I was like, 'Yes!' — Catherine Hardwicke

Last Year Funny Quotes By A.S. King: Cancer doesn't give a shit how much you

Cancer doesn't give a shit how much you want to live. If it wants to kill you, it will. — A.S. King

Last Year Funny Quotes By Kendare Blake: They shouldn't be allowed to teach math so

They shouldn't be allowed to teach math so early in the morning. — Kendare Blake

Last Year Funny Quotes By Derek The Ghost: Ms. Fang is the nicest, sweetest teacher at

Ms. Fang is the nicest, sweetest teacher at Scary School. She only ate twelve kids last year. — Derek The Ghost

Last Year Funny Quotes By Steven Wright: Last year we drove across the country ...

Last year we drove across the country ... We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip ... I don't remember what it was ... — Steven Wright

Last Year Funny Quotes By Lloyd Banks: Ultimately a genuine leader is not a searcher

Ultimately a genuine leader is not a searcher for consensus but a molder of consensus. — Lloyd Banks

Last Year Funny Quotes By S.E. Jakes: You'll get that one day." "You really believe

You'll get that one day." "You really believe that?" "I'm living fucking proof. — S.E. Jakes

Last Year Funny Quotes By J.D. Robb: Dallas, Lieutenant Eve, and aide, Peabody,

Dallas, Lieutenant Eve, and aide, Peabody, — J.D. Robb

Last Year Funny Quotes By Terry Alderton: Last Christmas someone stole my present. I've spent

Last Christmas someone stole my present. I've spent this year living in the past. — Terry Alderton

Last Year Funny Quotes By Jonatan Martensson: Feelings are much like waves, we can't stop

Feelings are much like waves, we can't stop them from coming but we can choose which one to surf. — Jonatan Martensson

Last Year Funny Quotes By Louise L. Hay: Know that you are always safe. And also

Know that you are always safe. And also know that it's possible to move from the old to the new, easily and peacefully. — Louise L. Hay