Last Week Tonight Funny Quotes

Collection of top 8 famous quotes about Last Week Tonight Funny

  1. Home
    2. ›
  2. Last Week Tonight Funny Quotes

Last Week Tonight Funny Quotes & Sayings

Happy to read and share the best inspirational Last Week Tonight Funny quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.

Contraception leads to more babies being born out of wedlock, like fire extinguishers lead to more fires. — Stephen Colbert
...beer makes people deaf... — Maggie Stiefvater
As our enemies have found we can reason like men, so now let us show them we can fight like men also.1 - THOMAS JEFFERSON, July 5, 1775 — Jon Meacham
Life will give you whatever you are prepared to pursue undauntingly. — Steven Redhead
I think cynicism is more enduring than sentimentality. — Alexander Payne
Today the U.S. is farther from being nourished by poetry than it was a hundred years ago, when books of poems were best-sellers. — James Broughton
Generally speaking: Expect nothing but nightmarish obscenities to be born when human heads come together in intercourse. — Thomas Ligotti
Go on day by day fulfilling the task of the day, and leaving the results with God. — F.B. Meyer

Famous Authors

Popular Topics

Authors | Topics | About | Contact | Policy | Sitemap

Copyright © 2025 Wise Famous Quotes. All Rights Reserved.