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Last Week Tonight Funny Quotes By Stephen Colbert: Contraception leads to more babies being born out

Contraception leads to more babies being born out of wedlock, like fire extinguishers lead to more fires. — Stephen Colbert

Last Week Tonight Funny Quotes By Maggie Stiefvater: ...beer makes people deaf...

...beer makes people deaf... — Maggie Stiefvater

Last Week Tonight Funny Quotes By Jon Meacham: As our enemies have found we can reason

As our enemies have found we can reason like men, so now let us show them we can fight like men also.1 - THOMAS JEFFERSON, July 5, 1775 — Jon Meacham

Last Week Tonight Funny Quotes By Steven Redhead: Life will give you whatever you are prepared

Life will give you whatever you are prepared to pursue undauntingly. — Steven Redhead

Last Week Tonight Funny Quotes By Alexander Payne: I think cynicism is more enduring than sentimentality.

I think cynicism is more enduring than sentimentality. — Alexander Payne

Last Week Tonight Funny Quotes By James Broughton: Today the U.S. is farther from being nourished

Today the U.S. is farther from being nourished by poetry than it was a hundred years ago, when books of poems were best-sellers. — James Broughton

Last Week Tonight Funny Quotes By Thomas Ligotti: Generally speaking: Expect nothing but nightmarish obscenities to

Generally speaking: Expect nothing but nightmarish obscenities to be born when human heads come together in intercourse. — Thomas Ligotti

Last Week Tonight Funny Quotes By F.B. Meyer: Go on day by day fulfilling the task

Go on day by day fulfilling the task of the day, and leaving the results with God. — F.B. Meyer