Las Vegas Quotes: top 100 famous quotes about Las Vegas

Las Vegas Quotes & Sayings

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Time is truly apathetic to the many to whom a little empathy would mean so much.
~"Disarming (Reign of Blood #2) — Alexia Purdy

We'd just released a zebra in Las Vegas. — Rick Riordan

I sometimes think of Las Vegas as the Jerusalem of chance. A holy city. — Frank Scoblete

I look at Las Vegas, and I see the absolute best of what we are as Americans, and I see the absolute worst, in the same city. — Joe Carnahan

I know many people within Anonymous; I was the keynote speaker at Defcon in Las Vegas and got a standing ovation. — John McAfee

Las Vegas looks the way you'd imagine heaven must look at night. — Chuck Palahniuk

How? Give me permission, tell me it's okay to strip you naked, kiss you wherever the need takes me, and f**k you until you can't see straight. — Dominique Eastwick

Guests love to be 'wowed' in Las Vegas. They enjoy and embrace new tastes, new flavors, and they come to expect the unexpected in Las Vegas. — Michael Mina

I love performing in Las Vegas. — Holly Madison

Hatred is not what Las Vegas is about. We will have zero tolerance for anyone who is intolerant. — Oscar Goodman

Las Vegas:
It was not cafe society, it was Nescafe society. — Noel Coward

Las Vegas was such a teeny, tiny place. — Eydie Gorme

You people voted for Hubert Humphrey and killed Jesus! — Hunter S. Thompson

Wrote my book in many places - houses in Florida, and in a cabin on a Wisconsin lake, and in a hotel room in Las Vegas. I — Neil Gaiman

One more cockeyed optimist thrown under the reality bus. — Deborah Coonts

I've been able to go on and have a successful career on Broadway and certainly the last five years in Las Vegas have been amazing. — David Cassidy

I'm going to leave Las Vegas a loser, but at least I didn't gamble my heart. — Jessica Love

Free-flowing booze consumed by many Las Vegas visitors pours fuel on the asshole fire. — Tim Dressen

Any artist who goes to Las Vegas is an idiot as far as I am concerned. Whoever goes to Las Vegas can stay in Las Vegas. — Chuck Close

I have always loved Las Vegas. It's a traditional place for lounge comics to perform, and I love that. — Norm MacDonald

That was enough to make her blush with shame for the mere fact that Las Vegas existed. There — Alexander McCall Smith

I've seen men in $5,000 suits urinate in public fountains here. Las Vegas is the best place on earth. — Alissa Nutting

I lost $35,000 in less than a week at the Mirage in Las Vegas. — Dennis Rodman

Why can't you just get married in Las Vegas like normal Americans? — Meg Cabot

I was just in Las Vegas, where prostitution is legal. Which is a relief because I live in Los Angeles, where it is mandatory. — Greg Fitzsimmons

One of our church networks has as its purpose statement "To have a church within walking distance of every person living in Las Vegas. — Neil Cole

I like the Eiffel Tower in Las Vegas more than the actual one. — David LaChapelle

Las Vegas is not the kind of town where you want to drive down Main Street aiming a black bazooka-looking instrument at people. — Hunter S. Thompson

I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas. — Tom Waits

Las Vegas and I both grew up together, and all of a sudden I was doing things that no performer had ever done before. — Wayne Newton

If you don't have a pool in Las Vegas, you have to put your children in the icebox. — Sirio Maccioni

Las Vegas without Wayne Newton is like Disneyland without Mickey Mouse. — Merv Griffin

Las Vegas, the most expensive toilet in the world that still can't flush. — Brin-Jonathan Butler

Diesel" - his name sounded sweet coming out of her mouth --"I want you, and I mean I really, really want you. Please. Let's go back to my room. — Amanda Carlson

I don't like Las Vegas. I'd rather be mountain biking or climbing. — Greg Brenneman

I'm very happy with how Jaleo in Las Vegas came together. — Jose Andres

The view from the window, particularly if you enjoy neon, is extraordinary. — Chris Bachelder

Getting married early is like wrestling with calculus on a merry trip to Las Vegas! — Kiran Joshi

He loved her lips. He could imagine them wrapped around his cock even now., leaving a red circle...a brand. A red brand on his cock. — Susannah Scott

Las Vegas turns women into men and men into idiots. — Bugsy Siegel

Las Vegas is the expression, in glitter and concrete, of America's brittle and mutating id. — John Burdett

No matter how much they tried to dress her up with neon and family entertainment she [Las Vegas] was still a whore. — Michael Connelly

Bailing out people who made ill-advised mortgages makes no more sense that bailing out people who lost their life savings in Las Vegas casinos. — Thomas Sowell

The people who say New York never sleeps must have never visited Las Vegas. — Michelle Madow

Well, is true. I did know. Because if possible to paint fakes that look like that? Las Vegas would be the most beautiful city in the history of earth! — Donna Tartt

Las Vegas is the most honest fake city in the world. — Frank Scoblete

The Obama 'stimulus' plan is a $1 trillion dollar gamble more suited to Las Vegas than Washington. — Cal Thomas

Everyone is a bender away from oblivion. — Jonathan Heatt

In Las Vegas, people know that the odds are stacked against them. On Wall Street, they manipulate the odds while you are playing the game. — John Ensign

I was always obsessed with other performers doing their thing, and Britney 'Live in Las Vegas' from 2001 is my absolute favorite tour DVD of all time. — Betty Who

Bravery isn't when you go looking for trouble; bravery is when trouble comes looking for you. — P.I. Barrington

The thing about making a documentary in Las Vegas is there isn't much to film apart from other people making documentaries about Las Vegas. — Clive James

No presidential candidate should visit Las Vegas without condemning organized gambling. — Ralph Nader

If we want money we'll go to Las Vegas, if we want an after party we'll go to Miami but if we want to play for love, we still come to India! — Axwell

I come home every weekend and I still can't believe I represent Las Vegas in Congress. It's such a kick. — Shelley Berkley

Las Vegas is the savage heart of the American Dream. — Hunter S. Thompson

She was screwed by the fates. Cursed with a mate she wanted but couldn't have. — Susannah Scott

This desert town was man's own miracle of pure purposelessness. — Jane Rule

Bangkok, like Las Vegas, sounds like a place where you make bad decisions. — Todd Phillips

Love is love. We will have to figure out a way to make this work. -quote from Ralph from
Amanda Goes to Las Vegas REVISED EDITION — Nancy Dick

I'd rather be in Las Vegas 104 degrees than New York 90 degrees, you know why? Legalized prostitution. In any weather that takes the edge off. — Ray Romano

Las Vegas is the boiling pot of entertainment. — Don Rickles

Las Vegas is a very strange place. It's a place of broken dreams. — Concha Buika

Las Vegas, New Mexico has had a lot of great movies shot there. — Bill Hader

In Las Vegas, nothing ends very well. — Walter Wykes

No one thinks Las Vegas is real; it is illusion, but visitors willingly suspend disbelief and pretend. — Hal Rothman

Sissy dear. Your thumbs. HOLLYWOOD SPECTACULAR. LAS VEGAS. THE ROSE BOWL. Larger than any one man's desire. — Tom Robbins

Even with Las Vegas giddy around me I felt as alone as Robinson Crusoe. — Robert A. Heinlein

Too young to party, just odd enough to participate in federal investigations of serial murder. Story of my life. — Jennifer Lynn Barnes

I mean, what do you do in Las Vegas? You gamble - and you go to strip clubs. — Scott Caan

Las Vegas makes Reno seem like your friendly neighborhood grocery store. — Hunter S. Thompson

The driver asked me where I wanted to go; I wanted to say Las Vegas but I didn't think that would go over very well — Penny Reid

The dragons live in the casino?
Tee's eyes widened and alarm coursed through her.
My God, it's like the Rocky Horror Picture Show. — Susannah Scott

I did my time for the rape. I paid my money to Las Vegas. I paid my dues. — Mike Tyson

$500,000 Amount a California man claims he shouldn't have to pay a Las Vegas casino; his suit alleges that employees allowed him to gamble while drunk — Anonymous

Are ya glad to see me, or is that a roll of poker chips in your pants? — Susannah Scott

I love Las Vegas because it's the one city less classy than Los Angeles. — J. Richard Singleton

I've always thought of this city as Disneyland for adults ... There's no danger of Las Vegas expiring from an excess of good taste. — Mary Jo Putney

I live in Las Vegas with my family, and I never realized what my parents would go through to get me to a five-minute audition. — Adam Hicks

It is not easy to get rich in Las Vegas, at Churchill Downs, or at the local Merrill Lynch office. — Paul Samuelson

I've played a lot in Las Vegas in my life. — Julio Iglesias

Las Vegas is a SimCity game gone horribly wrong. — Douglas Coupland

Jerkiness isn't as respectable as it used to be, not even in L.A. Which is why they had to build Vegas. — Ross Macdonald

When i play in Las Vegas I play for money, when I play in Miami I play for holidays but when I play in #India I play for Love — Axwell

Nobody realizes that Mormons were the first Americans to settle Las Vegas. — David Roberts

KISS is Las Vegas entertainment. A musician doesn't need the mask. — Carlos Santana

Marius, where are my pants?"
His grin widened. "Wouldn't you like to know? — Jamie Wyman

Last Vegas is a counterfeit version of the New Jerusalem. And it shares something of the glorious reality that it mocks. — Richard J. Mouw

Running a casino is like robbing a bank with no cops around. For guys like me, Las Vegas washes away your sins. It's like a morality car wash. — Robert De Niro

I love seafood. Whenever I'm in Las Vegas, I love going to the Bellagio buffet because they have these great king crab legs. — Harland Williams

Las Vegas: A Savage Journey to the Heart of the American Dream — Hunter S. Thompson

I love Vegas. God knows that I know how to find my way around the buffets in Las Vegas. — Rick Majerus

I'll tell you how to beat the gambling in Las Vegas. When you get off the airplane, walk right into the propeller. — Henny Youngman

The only thing constant is change, we keep going through it not only in Las Vegas but in every part of our business and culture — Steve Lawrence

Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. — Hunter S. Thompson

I was born and raised in Las Vegas, and then I left there to go to the University of Evansville where I majored in theatre. — Rutina Wesley

I worry about Las Vegas schools. I hear in math, they only teach them to count to 21. — Rita Rudner

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"Music! — Johnny Depp

Most people think of Las Vegas, and they think of extravagance. But it's really a mix between fantasy and laziness. — Gia Coppola

In 2009, I began creating 'Waterworks' with the new vernacular coming from the 'Signs of Life' work in Las Vegas. — John Van Hamersveld