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Today's audience knows more about what's on television than what's in life. — Larry Gelbart

Let's face it, I'm not winning a fight with anybody - unless it's against someone like Larry David. — Benny Blanco

It's nice if people can finally loosen up a little bit and just go out laugh at silliness. I mean, people take themselves way too seriously sometimes. — Larry The Cable Guy

The emotion called love occurs in one's body and it is under the control of another person. The other person can cause it to occur at any time. — Larry Mickelson

There's nothing that sweetens the breath like a cedar toothpick, unless it's mint. And mint don't grow in these parts. — Larry McMurtry

I needed a man," Call replied. "I was hoping he might turn out to be a fighter." "No, he's just a jailer," Billy said. — Larry McMurtry

It's impossible to learn anything new when you're the one doing all the talking. — Larry Buttram

My name's been on this check for a week now. — Larry Bird

If they aren't going to advance God's kingdom, I don't care to help them advance their kingdom. — Larry Norman

It's like I told you last night son. The earth is mostly just a boneyard. But pretty in the sunlight, he added — Larry McMurtry

Live through it," Call said. "That's all we can do. — Larry McMurtry

I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order fish. — Larry David

These days ... it's all vanilla sex for me. — Larry Flynt

Larry Silverstein has betrayed the public's trust and that of all New Yorkers. — George Pataki

It ain't dying I'm talking about, it's living. I doubt it matters where you die, but it matters where you live." ~spoken by Augustus McCrae — Larry McMurtry

Sid Vicious is a thinking man's wrestler! — Larry Zbyszko

The title's more important than the book. — Larry Winget

People got opinions, that's all they've got. — Larry McMurtry

Is the girl all right?" "She's had an ordeal but she's young," Augustus said. "She won't forget it, but she might outlive it. — Larry McMurtry

And in the limiting case where the optimizer is completely broken because it's not implemented yet, we get to work around that too. Optionally ... — Larry Wall

It's time to go. We'll continue this therapy session later." "So you're my therapist now?" "Apparently, I'm a life coach for idiots. — Larry Correia

I'm really only happy when I'm on stage. I just feed off the energy of the audience. That's what I'm all about - people and laughter. — Larry David

If it's a good idea, do it today. Not tomorrow. A good idea rarely gets better over time. — Larry Winget

Closets, schmosets, everyone's out of the closet. Now where the fuck are the men! — Larry Kramer

Almost everyone who has had an idea that's somewhat revolutionary or wildly successful was first told they're insane. — Larry Page

You may think using Google's great, but I still think it's terrible. — Larry Page

Oracle's got 100+ enterprise applications live in the #cloud; today, SAP's got nothin' but SuccessFactors until 2020. — Larry Ellison

Who elected Larry King America's grief counselor? We, the viewing public, did, by driving up his ratings whenever somebody famous passes. — James Wolcott

It's not about Indians, it's about people... the overall philosophy is to reconnect all people to nature and inevitably themselves. - Larry Stillday — Michael Meuers

Satan's number one weapon is pride. God's number one defense is humility. — Larry Burkett

A corporation's primary goal is to make money. Government's primary role is to take a big chunk of that money and give it to others. — Larry Ellison

A place to go - that's what my mother always instilled in me. You need a place to go. And you're worthless unless you have a place to go. — Larry David

Irwin F. Gellman's Secret Affairs: FDR, Cordell Hull, and Sumner Welles, — Larry Kramer

One of the things that Ang brings to all of his projects is his deep sense of being a double exile, an outsider's outsider. — Larry McMurtry

You know teenage boys, you own one-Mason Lerner — Natasha Larry

It's happiness to see you. — Larry McMurtry

Most of us are one of two things: blind or chicken-shit. We wouldn't know a crossroads in our lives if it had a set of stoplights and a Denny's. — Larry Brooks

My definition of a redundancy is an air-bag in a politician's car. — Larry Hagman

I'm not interested in closure. Some people just have heart attacks and die, right? There's no closure. — Larry David

Achingly funny as it was, Larry Gelbart's writing gave off sparks that turned a hard light on the way we are. — Alan Alda

Larry's zombie bag was a nearly virulent green with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on it. I was almost afraid to ask what his vampire bag looked like. — Laurell K. Hamilton

Judging by everyone's excitement, this day will always be remembered at the loading dock as the day 'Larry made it on the internet'. — Brandon Stanton

It's that I wasn't suited to do the kind of comedy that these people were coming to hear - mainstream comedy. — Larry David

I should contribute generously to the war chest of the Woman's Christian Temperance Union. But, I do not contribute at all. — Larry MacPhail

Part of the trick of being happy is a refusal to allow oneself to become too nostalgic for the heady triumphs of one's youth. — Larry McMurtry

Just try to keep your head above water until the boys get back. It's as simple as that. — Larry Bowa

It's certainly easy to calculate the average attendance for Perl conferences. — Larry Wall

That's the thing about people who think they hate computers. What they really hate is lousy programmers. — Larry Niven

I know I don't want to take the Lord's name in vain, and I don't want to drop any F-bombs. — Larry The Cable Guy

Sports are my favorite. It's the first thing I turn to every day. — Larry King

Whenever something good happens to me, it's usually followed by something terrible. — Larry David

He tries not to think about The Core ... but he couldn't deny it ... they were all becoming something else entirely. Darwin's Children — Natasha Larry

I wasn't real quick, and I wasn't real strong. Some guys will just take off and it's like, whoa. So I beat them with my mind and my fundamentals. — Larry Bird

There's nothing that reflects me. I'm unreflectable! — Larry David

It's very peculiar, the situations life presents one with, Father Geoff reflected. — Larry McMurtry

We called Pete Rose and Larry Bowa the soup spoons, because they were always stirring things up. Twenty years later, nothing's changed. — Tug McGraw

In the closing seconds of every game, I want the ball in my hands for the last shot - not in anybody else's, not in anybody else's in the world. — Larry Bird

I have thick skin. I'm not a baby. Nothing really offends me. If there's something I think might offend me, I don't listen to it. — Larry The Cable Guy

It's quite complicated and sounds circular, but we've worked out a way of calculate a Web site's importance. — Larry Page

It's the oldest story in the world. You want him back, don't you? — Larry Kramer

If you want my views of history, there's something you should know. The three men I admire the most are Curly, Larry, and Mo. — Meat Loaf

I don't think there's a more battle-hardened veteran anywhere than Larry Summers. — Roger Altman

I have a simple algorithm, which is, wherever you see paid researchers instead of grad students, that's not where you want to be doing research. — Larry Page

People are trying to decide whether the man-made disaster is worse than Mother Nature's disaster. — Larry Sabato

I know you may feel so far that circumstances have directed your path, but right now I want you to know that you do have a choice. — Larry Itejere

You're the only man I know whose brain don't work unless it's in the shade. — Larry McMurtry

And don't tell me there isn't one bit of difference between null and space, because that's exactly how much difference there is — Larry Wall

Well, hey, let's just make everything into a closure, and then we'll have our general garbage collector, installed by 'use less memory'. — Larry Wall

Todd and Larry were Quinn's people. They were clean-limbed and pretty and, for a man of my age, ludicrously youthful. — John Le Carre

Hypocrisy is a detriment to progress. There's always a hidden agenda. — Larry Flynt

Well, boys," Long Bill said. "I guess here's where I quit rangering. It's rare sport, but it ain't quite safe. — Larry McMurtry

Now I'm free of him and I'm light as a feather. There's no weight holding me down; I'm ready to spread my wings and fly. — Larry Holmes

My dad was a Marine. He was one of the Montford Point Marines. Those are the equivalent of the Tuskegee Airmen for Marines. He's a tough, tough guy. — Larry Elder

We all agree on the necessity of compromise. We just can't agree on when it's necessary to compromise. — Larry Wall

Life's a journey. It's a journey about discovering limits. — Larry Ellison

I've never judged anybody by how they look or how they dress. I basically judge them on their character. And that's how I lead my own life. — Larry The Cable Guy

Anything that's for free, people will take. They don't discriminate. — Larry David

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough. — Larry David

When success finds you, it's because you were looking for it. — Larry Fitzgerald

Canada? Please. That's like they took Vermont and made a whole country out of it, only more boring, and without the good maple syrup. — Larry Correia

If you tell the same story five times, it's true. — Larry Speakes

It's very hard to fail completely, if you aim high enough. — Larry Page

Zero, zero belief in myself. And it's changed somewhat, but there's still a lot of that in me. — Larry David

If any ideology is so serious that you can't have fun while you're doing it, it's probably too serious. — Larry Wall

There's a thin line between interesting music and self-indulgence. We crossed it on the Passengers record. — Larry Mullen Jr.

I always know what's happening on the court. I see a situation occur, and I respond. — Larry Bird

When buying a used car, punch the buttons on the radio. If all the stations are rock and roll, there's a good chance the transmission is shot. — Larry Lujack

Now that's just racist stereotyping," Tanya sniffed. "I'm offended." "You can file a complaint with the Trailer Park Elf Defamation League — Larry Correia

Work on practicing your smile because at the end of the day it may be the greatest treasure that you own. — Larry S. Gerovac

My main focus is ball. I know what butters my toast. I know what my job is and what is expected of me, and that's what's first and foremost. — Larry Fitzgerald

I don't think anybody could imagine the life that I've been lucky enough to have. It's been an incredible journey. — Larry Mullen Jr.

Larry Wall's classic Programming Perl described the three programmer's virtues: hubris, laziness, and impatience. — C.J.S. Hayward

Your time, energy, and money always go to what's important to you. — Larry Winget

There's nothing that will change someone's moral outlook quicker than cash in large sums. — Larry Flynt

I never use the word 'I' when I interview someone. I think it's irrelevant. — Larry King

I don't believe in protein," I said. "I think it's a myth, like vitamins. I don't believe in nutrition, in fact. I think it's all a myth. — Larry McMurtry

Larry King is so old, he's actually one of the Jews that killed Christ. — Anthony Jeselnik

Optimism. It's not just a mind-set, it is behavior. — Larry Elder

I think it's a new feature. Don't tell anyone it was an accident. — Larry Wall

The whole intent of Perl 5's module system was to encourage the growth of Perl culture rather than the Perl core. — Larry Wall