Larry Gelbart Quotes
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Your style is formed by what you can't do.
— Larry Gelbart
If compassion and mercy are not compatible with politics," Ford said, "then something is the matter with politics.
— Nancy Gibbs
I'm a recovering optimist.
— Larry Gelbart
Television is a weapon of mass distractrion.
— Larry Gelbart
What happens to anything beautiful? Viy ate it up.
— Catherynne M Valente
Wasn't there only one respectable memento of a man worth keeping, the kind that draws Valentines and learns to spell Mississippi?
— Lionel Shriver
Marriage isn't all that it's cracked up to be. Let me tell you, honestly. Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce.
— Larry Gelbart
I just wish they'd put a new word in the dictionary bigger than love because love just doesn't describe what I feel.
— John Mayer
I want minimum information given with maximum politeness.
— Jackie Kennedy
If vaudeville had died, television was the box they put it in.
— Larry Gelbart
We may be born equal but we're not equally talented.
— Larry Gelbart
Let's all throw unhappiness overboard.
— Jan Ellison
Dammit. I hate it when my crazy is right.
— T.J. Klune
Some would fight for any cause, some for none at all.
— George R R Martin
Contrary to popular belief, it's not the legs that go first; it's remembering the word for legs.
— Larry Gelbart
It is through justification of one's actions that a completely guiltless life is possible.
— Ashly Lorenzana
I've never seen any life transformation that didn't begin with the person in question finally getting tired of their own bullshit.
— Elizabeth Gilbert
You can write something that has continuity, but it makes happy endings all the more ridiculous.
— Larry Gelbart
If Hitler's still alive, I hope he's out of town with a musical.
— Larry Gelbart
One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.
— Larry Gelbart
Achingly funny as it was, Larry Gelbart's writing gave off sparks that turned a hard light on the way we are.
— Alan Alda
One does not have humor. It has you.
— Larry Gelbart
I think it is nice to get older.
— Mary, Crown Princess Of Denmark