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Angel? Angels didn't sit on the lap of wicked scoundrels-not unless they were the fallen kind.
— Sabrina Jeffries
You can't plan to write a great song. It just happens to you. It drops in your lap. It's the same thing with a woman.
— Neil Diamond
It was the kind of light that rests on your shoulders the way a cat lies on your lap. So familiar.
— Marilynne Robinson
When an eighty-five pound mammal licks your tears away, then tries to sit on your lap, it's hard to feel sad.
— Kristan Higgins
I have perfected the art of putting my feet on my husband's lap during awards ceremonies so he can rub them.
— Annette Bening
We dropped our troubles into the lap of the storyteller, and they turned into someone else's.
— Naomi Shihab Nye
You're pregnant?" I can't even believe the words I'm saying as I pull her toward me, and onto my lap.
— K. Bromberg
Your fame is as the grass, whose hue comes and goes, and His might withers it by whose power it sprang from the lap of the earth.
— Dante Alighieri
quick-witted, an open book in her lap; inside her chest pulses something huge, something full of longing, something unafraid. — Anthony Doerr
I'm sympathetic to the decent and hapless footsoldier into whose lap falls the unenviable duty of carrying out fubar policies.
— Rene Balcer
Recover? She clasped her hands in her lap, staring at them as pain welled up in her chest. Could one recover from a broken heart
— Sasha Summers
It is no religion to have for one's wife a girl who is fit only to sit in one's lap, it is the height of irreligion.
— Mahatma Gandhi
But winter lingering chills the lap of May.
— Oliver Goldsmith
As a child crawls up into his daddy's lap, we too can climb into our Father's arms and tell Him all that is in our hearts.
— Bill Bright
Everybody wants to go to the Super Bowl. Nobody wants to run laps.
— Geoffrey Chaucer
March against size-zero models, risible pornography, lap-dancing clubs, and Botox. We don't need to
— Caitlin Moran
'O Brother, Where Art Thou?' was this role that utterly fell into my lap and changed my life.
— Tim Blake Nelson
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It's very, very rare in this business [moviemaking] where a script lands on your lap ready to go.
— Leonardo DiCaprio
No louder shrieks to pitying heaven are cast, When husbands or lap-dogs breathe their last.
— Alexander Pope
I had a gorgeous, half-naked woman straddling my lap, but apparently I wasn't supposed to do anything about it.
— Eliza Lentzski
Some of my best memories are sitting on my dad's lap, cheering on Olga and Nadia, Carl Lewis and others for their brilliance and perfection.
— Michelle Obama
The next thing I knew, I had a young girl from Texas on my lap. I won't go into details of how I met her. Anyway, there it was. She was 23. I was 36.
— Charles Bukowski
It is to be feared that many believers lose their strength as Samson lost his locks, while sleeping on the lap of carnal security.
— Charles Haddon Spurgeon
The Whole World:My favorite thing
is being your lap
while we sit there
together & love
the whole world. — Brian Andreas
The seasons alter: hoary-headed frostsFall in the fresh lap of the crimson rose. — William Shakespeare
The censors wouldn't even let me sit on a guy's lap, and I've been on more laps than a table-napkin.
— Mae West
Go away. I told you, I'm not interested."She looked from his lap to his face.
"Your nose is growing too. — Cindy Gerard
He sighs. "It's just, you said they're up there protecting us..." He looks down at his hands in his lap. "Then why didn't they protect me?
— Dannielle Wicks
Now wholly in the lap of whatever god has been appointed the job of protecting small boys.
— Stephen King
Some day your head won't find my lap so easily. Trust is a habit you'll soon break.
— Imtiaz Dharker
He is accelerating all the time. That last lap was run in 64 seconds and the one before in 62.
— David Coleman
Some women run with wolves, but the majority would be much happier with your basic lap dog.
— Paula Wall
My mom drove like Britney Spears with the steering wheel and me right here [in her lap]. I'm fine, I turned out okay.
— Freddie Prinze Jr.
Come sit on my lap. I want to hear all about your sexual harassment lunch. -Hank to his secretary, Rachel — Richard Russo
It's all about the work. Nothing is going to fall into your lap.
— Russell Simmons
Once you have a Dex in your lap, you can't go back," I said. I looked over at Perry. "Ain't that right, kiddo?
— Karina Halle
When I stop chasing all the wrong things in life all the good things start to fall into my lap.
— Danny Castillo
Now the time is come,That France must veil her lofty-plumed crest,
And let her head fall into England's lap. — William Shakespeare
Everything that ever happened to me fell in my lap.
— Oveta Culp Hobby
God damn you, stop shoving your rotten soul in my lap!
— Eugene O'Neill
BENEDICK: I will live in thy heart, die in thy lap, and be buried in thy eyes;
— William Shakespeare
Lady Eleanor sat at the window seat of her chambers, gently stroking her son's head in her lap.
— Jeff Wheeler
My coach once told me "there's no "I" in "team." I responded there's also no "I" in "hackneyed." Then I had to run 12 laps.
— Lev L. Spiro
He was a detective, but he didn't detect anything. It fell into his lap, already broken,every time. — Jodi Picoult
Hey, pretty book, why don't you lie in my lap awhile?
— Richelle E. Goodrich
It can be a bit annoying if another actor is trying to talk to the director and the wife is sitting on his lap.
— Colin Farrell
There is no home as comfortable as your father's arms and no bed as soft as your mother's lap.
— Faraaz Kazi
Romans park their cars the way I would park if I had just spilled a beaker of hydrochloric acid on my lap.
— Bill Bryson
This directing thing just sort of fell my way and landed in my lap.
— Charles S. Dutton
Liir held Chistery in his lap and sobbed into his scalp. Chistery said, "Well, we'll wail while woe'll wheel," and he cried along with Liir.
— Gregory Maguire
The only sliding I did was on the kind of instrument that you put on your lap; no Spanish electrics.
— John Fogerty
He sank to his knees, absolutely full of despair and sadness. For a long time, droplets of blood continued to fall into his lap.
— Phillip W. Simpson
Her mouth was soft and moist, and she came to me like a dachshund jumping into your lap.
— Charles Williams
He squints at me. "Except for the red hair and freckles, you look okay. You'll be fine and dandy sitting at the table with a napkin on your lap.
— Christina Baker Kline
Why can't we build orphanages next to homes for the elderly? If someone were sitting in a rocker, it wouldn't be long before a kid will be in his lap.
— Cloris Leachman
My uncle used to sit me on his lap and play "ventriloquist", only I wasn't wearing pants.
— Thom Yorke
He was over Keith's lap, pants down. He heard Reed's sharp intake of breath as he watched. Reed
— S.E. Jakes
Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer - you can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
— Robin Williams
Corn wind in the fall, come off the black lands, come off the whisper of the silk hangers, the lap of the flat spear leaves.
— Carl Sandburg
Lap-dogs and blood-hounds enjoy the greatest respect at court; house-dogs and no dogs at all are not even considered.
— Franz Grillparzer
Tradition or not, I sometimes thought putting children on an old guy's lap was already creepy enough. We didn't need to mix alcohol into it.
— Richelle Mead
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One more lap, Denny! One more lap! Faster!
— Garth Stein
My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
— Rodney Dangerfield
An unmanly sort of man whose love life seems to have been largely confined to crying in laps and playing mouse.
— W. H. Auden
Jack Kerouac, like a sick refrigerator, worked too hard at keeping cool and died on his mama's lap from alcohol and infantilism.
— Edward Abbey
Photos of the interior displayed a warren of rooms as worn and welcoming as a fairy-tale grandmother's lap, and as rumpled.
— Nancy Thayer
I wrote six pilots, none of which ever got picked up. When you stop trying, it then it falls in your lap.
— George R R Martin
AutumnInto earth's lap does throw
Brown apples gay in a game of play,
As the equinoctials blow. — Dinah Maria Murlock Craik
