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My landlord is eating a blueberry-blooded Popsicle. — David Mitchell

Too often, the landlord-tenant relationship is unbalanced with all the power on the side of unscrupulous landlords. — Nydia Velazquez

I know that atmosphere of the Parisian apartment building, with the twin menaces of the concierge on the ground floor and the landlord upstairs. — Roman Polanski

The landlord's laugh was ready chorus. — Robert Burns

Come landlord fill a flowing bowl until it does run over,
Tonight we will all merry be
tomorrow we'll get sober. — John William Fletcher

As I was saying to the landlord only this morning: 'You can't have everything'. — Dorothy Parker

Fear will always be a tenant in your mind, but do not make fear the landlord of your mind. — Wisdom Primus

Mr. Harmong is the cheapest chinztiest most pig-lipped tightwad skanked-out lardo king landlord of all time. — Lynda Barry

Take some pleasure from telling him no. My guess was that she worked for the landlord, not — Andrew Vachss

Daylight is nobody's friend. God comes in like a landlord and flashes on his brassy lamp. — Anne Sexton

There were two Irishmen eating sandwiches in a pub and the landlord said: "You can't eat your own food in here." So they swapped sandwiches. — Frank Carson

Why does Mosley always speak as though he were a feudal landlord abusing tenants who are in arrears with their rent ? — Clement Attlee

My ideal job? Landlord of a bordello! The company's good and the mornings are quiet, which is the best time to write. — William Faulkner

You can crawl back to whatever hole you live in and fuck your landlord for rent. — Richelle Mead

God's role in superintending our world and our lives is neither absentee landlord nor micromanager. — Adam Hamilton

I'm recording our history now on the bedroom wall, and when we leave the landlord will come and paint over it all. — Ani DiFranco

She was going to be mine, but then my landlord said no dogs." "You live in your own house." "I'm awfully strict. — Jill Shalvis

the landlord, Mr. El Cheap-o Thompkins, — Suzanne Brockmann

I want to be a successful landlord. I like real estate. — Two Chainz

The best job that was ever offered to me was to become a landlord in a brothel. In my opinion it's the perfect milieu for an artist to work in. — William Faulkner

People have been living in my head rent-free, and I'm just now beginning to realize I'm actually the fucking landlord. Time to clean house. — Theo Fleury

We are only tenants, and shortly the great Landlord will give us notice that our lease has expired. — Joseph Jefferson

this is my landlord, Krook — Charles Dickens

The thing I call 'my mind' seems to be kind of like a landlord that doesn't really know its tenants. — Lynda Barry

The landlord was trying to explain that there were a great many English people in his house, all fighting duels or having hysterics. — Georgette Heyer

Deism, historically, produces atheism. First you make God a landlord, then an absent landlord, then he becomes simply absent. — N. T. Wright

If a man harbors any sort of fear, it makes him landlord to a ghost. — Lloyd C. Douglas

God gives us life, but the world's landlord is the devil ... — Carlos Ruiz Zafon

Rent is the portion of the earth, which is paid to the landlord for the user of the original and indestructible powers of the soil — David Ricardo

Imagining you are going to die is all part of that third brain ... the neo-cortex. That's where the Landlord really screwed up. — Richard Finney

I know we can't have a great architecture while it is only for the landlord. — Frank Lloyd Wright

I used to brag that I can hold up any eviction - even if the landlord had legal rights, I could hold it up for a year. — Ed Lee

As for my landlord, drinking was his trade; and the liquor had no more effect on him than it had on any other vessel in his house. The — Henry Fielding

I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell — Garry Shandling

God is the great janitor of the universe. Why things don't work is that we have a janitor in charge, and we keep looking for the landlord. — Richard Kadrey

Nothing is more dangerous than a poor doctor: not even a poor employer or a poor landlord. — George Bernard Shaw

The interest of the landlord is always opposed to the interests of every other class in the community. — David Ricardo

Negative thoughts are tenants that charge the landlord rent. — Matshona Dhliwayo

Life is a lease and God is the landlord. — Sarah Strohmeyer

Some people get a kick out of Taylor Hicks being their landlord. — Taylor Hicks

In a tavern everybody puts on airs except the landlord. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

The lady in the liquor store sold me a fifth of whiskey and the landlord's name without taking her eyes off the book she was reading. — Andrew Cotto

I don't assume that I am going to be cast as a Glaswegian landlord. — Julian Ovenden

I have just returned from a visit to my landlord - the solitary neighbour that I shall be troubled with. — Emily Bronte

I think the only thing I would've ever been any good at was probably being a pub landlord. I've thought of that a couple of times. — Joe Cocker

If a man harbors any sort of fear, it percolates through all his thinking, damages his personality, makes him landlord to a ghost. — Henry Ward Beecher

You can't pay a landlord in dogma. — Jodi Picoult

Eve: She told me last!
Shane: Boyfriend!
Michael: Landlord!
Eve: Crap. Right. Next time you sell your soul to the devil, I get first contact! — Rachel Caine

The landlord replied he had no chickens, for the kites had stolen them. — Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra

Making the landlord and the tenant the same person has certain advantages, as that the tenant pays no rent, while the landlord does a little work. — Gilbert K. Chesterton

When I arrived, they had to move out because the landlord allowed dogs but not babies. — George W. Bush

Cheat your landlord if you can
and must
but do not try to shortchange the Muse. — William S. Burroughs

Bugs are not going to inherit the earth. They own it now. So we might as well make peace with the landlord. — Thomas Eisner