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Rose-colored glasses are never made in bifocals because nobody wants to read the small print in dreams. — Ann Landers

When a person begins to yell during an argument, it is a tip-off that he is unsure of himself. — Ann Landers

Friendship is one mind in two bodies."

Right. Until your BFF went out of her mind and after your ex-boyfriend's body. — Melissa Landers

Class is considerate of others. It knows that good manners is nothing more than a series of petty sacrifices. — Ann Landers

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife. — Ann Landers

Warmth, kindness, and friendship are the most yearned for commodities in the world. The person who can provide them will never be lonely. — Ann Landers

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them. — Ann Landers

It means being able to resist the urge for immediate gratification and opt for the course of action that will pay off later. — Ann Landers

The truth hurt more than lies. — Melissa Landers

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly - to someone else. — Ann Landers

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"Everyone's blessed with one special thing."

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Predation is so fundamental to nature that it seems absurd to demonize it for any animal, including humans. — Jackson Landers

Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies. — Ann Landers

Strong role models and unconditional love can heal even the most emotionally impoverished person, and that goes for adults as well as youngsters. — Ann Landers

A person doesn't know how much he has to be thankful for until he has to pay taxes on it. — Ann Landers

Humans would ruin it, just as they'd destroyed so many of their own natural wonders. — Melissa Landers

I was naive, but I certainly was not duplicitous. — Ann Landers

The real trick is to stay alive as long as you live. — Ann Landers

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves that will make them successful human beings. — Ann Landers

Problems are inevitable. Misery is a choice. — Ann Landers

Children have an uncanny way of living up - or down - to what is expected of them. — Ann Landers

The best way to find something you have lost is to buy a replacement. — Ann Landers

More divorces start in the bedroom than in any other room in the house. — Ann Landers

A girl's gotta get her glam on when the world turns its back on her. — Melissa Landers

Are you better off with him or without him? — Ann Landers

We need not fear life, because God is the Ruler of all and we need not fear death, because He shares immortality with us. — Ann Landers

I used to hate looking at my markings. But the captain taught me they don't mean anything. Because I'm more than the sum of my mistakes. — Melissa Landers

No one knows what a marriage is like except the two people in it - and sometimes one of them doesn't know. — Ann Landers

I won't be your intergalactic booty call. — Melissa Landers

What's wrong? Did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed again? — Melissa Landers

How can we understand what we've never experienced and adapt without making mistakes? — Melissa Landers

If you have love in your life it can make up for a great many things you lack. If you don't have it, no matter what else there is, it's not enough. — Ann Landers

Maturity is the ability to live in peace with that which we cannot change. — Ann Landers

Assume nothing. Inside every dumb blond there may be a very smart brunette. — Ann Landers

Sensual pleasures have the fleeting brilliance of a comet; a happy marriage has the tranquillity of a lovely sunset. — Ann Landers

Nobody ever drowned in his own sweat. — Ann Landers

Wake up and smell the coffee. — Ann Landers

Hanging onto resentment is letting someone you despise live rent-free in your head. — Ann Landers

It was both terrifying and glorious in it's intensity. It was love. — Melissa Landers

No person who can read is ever successful at cleaning out an attic. — Ann Landers

Bragging is not an attractive trait, but let's be honest. A man who catches a big fish doesn't go home through an alley. — Ann Landers

Who needed drugs when winning felt this good? — Melissa Landers

These final hours until Aelyx's departure were no more or less important than the millions of other hours they would share over a lifetime. — Melissa Landers

One trouble with trouble is that it usually starts out like fun. — Ann Landers

People who care about each other enjoy doing things for one another. They don't consider it servitude. — Ann Landers

Maintaining self-respect in the face of a devastating experience is of prime importance. — Ann Landers

In the end, it's not what you do for your children but what you've taught them to do for themselves. — Ann Landers

Find comfort in the knowledge that no imitator ever comes off as well as the original. — Ann Landers

At one point, Doran took a blow to the head so hard he saw the future.
And he wasn't in it. — Melissa Landers

A man spends the first half of his life learning habits that shorten the other half. — Ann Landers

I don't believe that you have to be a cow to know what milk is. — Ann Landers

TV has had a stronger impact on our society than any single invention since the automobile. It has put the dead hand on conversation ... — Ann Landers

Discovering your purpose and making it happen are two different things. — Melissa Landers

I advise keeping four feet on the floor and all hands on deck. — Ann Landers

The minute more than two people know a secret, it is no longer a secret. — Ann Landers

Most of us are great with change, as long it was our idea. But change imposed from the outside can send some people into a tailspin. - Myrna Landers — Louise Penny

Inside every seventy-year-old is a thirty-five-year-old asking, 'What happened? — Ann Landers

Marriage is not a reform school. — Ann Landers

Some men have no idea how to romance a woman. However, women who teach their husbands what they like will be well-rewarded. — Ann Landers

Friends with benefits? More than friends? Don't sample the goodies unless you're willing to risk addiction and withdrawal. — Ann Landers

An open marriage is nature's way of telling you that you need a divorce. — Ann Landers

One of the best ways to measure people is how they behave when something free is offered. — Ann Landers

Church is not a museum for Saints, but rather a hospital for sinners. — Ann Landers

Doran set it in front of her with a grin that made her want to slap him so hard his grandkids would feel it. — Melissa Landers

One of the characteristics of the young is "I want it now." — Ann Landers

No one can take advantage of you without your permission. — Ann Landers

Maturity isn't a product of growing older. It's a product of growing wiser. — Ann Landers

Class never tries to build itself up by tearing others down. Class is already up and need not strive to look better by making others look worse. — Ann Landers

The way I acted...It wasn't you"
"Oh, no. You're not even human. You don't get to use the It's not you, it's me line! — Melissa Landers

She'd learned that home was a fluid thing and whether on a planet, a satellite, or a rusted bucket of a ship, this crew was her home. — Melissa Landers

Class is real. It can't be faked. — Ann Landers

There could be no honor in a sure success, but much might be wrested from a sure defeat. — Ann Landers

The true measure of a person is how they treat someone who can do them aboslutely no good — Ann Landers

Know when to tune out, if you listen to too much advice you may wind up making other peoples mistakes. — Ann Landers

Remember, it takes two to make an argument. The one who is wrong is the one who will be doing most of the talking. — Ann Landers

Bragging may not bring happiness, but no man having caught a large fish goes home through an alley. — Ann Landers

You need that guy like a giraffe needs strep throat. — Ann Landers

I won't say that you're pretty because that dog already did. And I won't say you're funny because you have had me laughing since I met you. — Melissa Landers

At every party there are two kinds of people - those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other. — Ann Landers

She had no idea what the future would hold for any of them, beyond possibilities as infinite as the stars.

And really, that was enough. — Melissa Landers

Aelyx had promised things were fine between them, but Mister "I Would Never Lie To You" was about as honest as a felon. — Melissa Landers

It's one of the ironies of human nature that the most sensitive people are generally insensitive to the feelings of others. — Ann Landers

Most humans expressed affection by pressing their lips together, a simple act, so why would anyone feel the need to research the process? — Melissa Landers

Don't indulge in gossip ... People who throw mudballs always manage to end up getting a little on themselves. — Ann Landers

A successful marriage is not a gift; it is an achievement. — Ann Landers

A husband is a man who wishes he had as much fun when he goes on business trips as his wife thinks he does. — Ann Landers

The naked truth is always better than the best-dressed lie. — Ann Landers

Grown-up people can wait. — Ann Landers

Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists. — Ann Landers

Experience, they say, is the best teacher, but we get the grade first and the lesson later. — Ann Landers

Sexual reproduction and food -- humans' two favorite subjects. — Melissa Landers

Cheating death was exhausting. — Melissa Landers

One out of four people in this country is mentally unbalanced. Think of your three closes friends; if they seem OK, then you're the one. — Ann Landers

Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good. — Ann Landers

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. — Ann Landers

My personal recipe for success is- Do what you love and don't look at the clock. — Ann Landers

Pity the poor millionaire. He'll never know the thrill of paying that final installment. — Ann Landers

A happy marriage has the tranquility of a lovely sunset. — Ann Landers

Guilt is a pollutant and we don't need any more of it in the world. — Ann Landers

Some women have the best husbands. Others make the best of the husbands they have. — Ann Landers