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Victory is never won alone. — Woodrow M. Kroll

What business would judged on the first week that it's in business? — Nick Kroll

I was, like, a history major, and I minored in art and Spanish, but I found myself gravitating toward media studies as time went on. — Nick Kroll

In L.A., you really are in your car all day alone, and there's very little public life. — Nick Kroll

I have never felt so close to someone I have never met. — Fiona Gold Kroll

Concentrate on counting your blessings and you'll have little time to count anything else. — Woodrow M. Kroll

Treat the elderly as a nonrenewable resource; they care! — Woodrow M. Kroll

It was easier to know a character's point of view than it was to figure out what your point of view was. — Nick Kroll

I've decided to just keep doing Oh, Hello, where I play an older man who thinks he's very cultured. That clearly has not gone away. — Nick Kroll

Did any artist ever bring more pure joy to more people than Fred Astaire? — Jack Kroll

A moment of prayerful reflection can prevent a lifetime of bitter regret. — Woodrow M. Kroll

The National is the most advanced package of technological wonders yet assembled under one roof. — Jack Kroll

When it comes to God's commands, the issue is not clarity; it's commitment. — Woodrow M. Kroll

Glory in Christ and you can bask in His light forever. — Woodrow M. Kroll

When adultery walks in, everything worth having walks out. — Woodrow M. Kroll

There cannot be an answer until there is a prayer. — Woodrow M. Kroll

Tolerance is often championed by people who nothing to stand for. — Woodrow M. Kroll

Ultimately, all our complaints are directed against God. — Woodrow M. Kroll

Really, more than anything, The 2000 Year Old Man is a huge influence on all of our comedy, but specifically the live version of Oh, Hello. — Nick Kroll

Wrap up the 20th century; Fred Astaire is gone. — Jack Kroll

Contrary to widespread belief, I do know something about science. — Nick Kroll

I guess there should be somewhere on the Internet that feels like a source of sacred truth. But Wikipedia sure isn't it. — Nick Kroll

There's one theory that the funnier a comic is in his act, the more mind-numbingly boring he'll be when he's not holding a microphone. — Nick Kroll

Nothing is so sour that it can't be sweetened by a good attitude. — Woodrow M. Kroll

I would be psyched to get a phone call from Al Sharpton. I need to find out who does his hair. It's beautiful. It's a gorgeous mane. — Nick Kroll

As long as it's not an easy, outdated stereotype and it comes from an interesting or emotionally driven place, then anyone can be made fun of. — Nick Kroll

I tend to play sort of douchey. — Nick Kroll

Pray according to faith, not circumstances. — Woodrow M. Kroll

Prayer is never complete until God has answered. — Woodrow M. Kroll

Go ahead and make up a ton of lies about me. That's way more interesting than pretending Wikipedia has any real information. — Nick Kroll

Steve Rannazzisi, Nick Kroll, Paul Scheer, Jon Lajoie - and they're such funny guys that they bring their own sort of twist to it all. — Katie Aselton

I know it's going to sound cheesy, but I love show business. I love doing comedy, I love that I get to do all this with my friends. — Nick Kroll

Although I'm a comedian, I'm also an amateur survivalist. — Nick Kroll

Oftentimes the shows that don't work help you get it right. — Nick Kroll

I think that the web and its various facets are incredibly useful in just building a fan base and getting your chops better. — Nick Kroll

I like an otter. I like a sea lion. I like a walrus. That's my favorite version of a sea creature. — Nick Kroll

He is a poor man who can only measure his wealth in dollars. — Woodrow M. Kroll

For me, the goal wasn't to turn the stand-up special on its head, but to do what I do specifically, and hopefully that reads as something new. — Nick Kroll

I'm sure there are people who say like, "I was wearing weird emo eyeliner," but there's something pretty embarrassing about the jazz phase. — Nick Kroll

I feel like we have so many different ways to express ourselves now, and I relish, I feel very lucky to be doing comedy. — Nick Kroll

The prayer is up to us; the answer is up to God. — Woodrow M. Kroll

It's always weird to eat something that is a pet elsewhere. — Nick Kroll

I like to think that the stuff I do is oftentimes collaborative, so to have other people in it felt natural. — Nick Kroll

The one place I've seen something really come together is in editing. Sometimes you can save pieces in a way that you're really shocked. — Nick Kroll

Woodrow Kroll is dead-on in his assessment of the church's lack of engagement with the Word. — Howard G. Hendricks

My experience in TV is that it takes time for shows to find their way. — Nick Kroll

Prayer only works when the channels are open. — Woodrow M. Kroll

My thinking is, if we're setting out to make comedy in which nothing is off limits, then everybody is fair game. — Nick Kroll

I think my goal was just to do comedy, honestly. It still is. Whatever form that took or takes, it doesn't matter. — Nick Kroll

Don't settle for wishful thinking; make peace in your heart a reality. — Woodrow M. Kroll

The immediacy of public interaction is just unbeatable. — Nick Kroll

I found, especially with stand-up, that if a premise works, you can make the joke work. If a premise doesn't work, you can't force it to. — Nick Kroll

I'm really into pandas right now. They're really scratching an itch for me. They're so goddamn cute. — Nick Kroll

What you can't go through on your own, God will help you fly over. — Woodrow Kroll

Trusting God is not by what you read or know...It is by doing what you have learned from His Word, Bible. — Woodrow Kroll

My friends and family always thought I was pretty funny, but I don't know if they thought I was get-my-own-show funny. — Nick Kroll

An attitude can murder just as easily as an ax. — Woodrow M. Kroll

Sometimes shows suffer from having many cooks in the kitchen. — Nick Kroll

Like most lazy upper-middle-class kids, American Studies seemed like a fun way to use your knowledge of TV to get an A. — Nick Kroll

Richard Pilbrow's lighting can turn a coin into an asteroid and an idea into an apparition. — Jack Kroll