Kristen Schaal Quotes
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Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free.
— Kristen Schaal
I don't enjoy reality television at all. I have to say that I get it, though. I watch some of it, and I understand why people enjoy it.
— Kristen Schaal
Are you related to Criss Angel? Because you look like an angel.
— Kristen Schaal
I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm ... I'm hungry actually.
— Kristen Schaal
1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women congregate on opposite sides of Pangaea, waiting for someone to make the first move.
— Kristen Schaal
Mel: Does Bret's girlfriend look anything like me? Murray: A little, around the eyes. Mel: Oh yeah? Big eyes huh? Murray: Well ... she's got eyes.
— Kristen Schaal
I loved 'Burning Love,' and I really do love almost everything Paul Scheer touches.
— Kristen Schaal
I definitely do weird things every show.
— Kristen Schaal
'Rock of Love' with Bret Michaels was fun. He's a lovable guy.
— Kristen Schaal
The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost.
— Kristen Schaal
Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?
— Kristen Schaal
I would never bring a kid to a comedy show myself, but I have noticed that I can't stop other people from bringing their kids.
— Kristen Schaal
Mel: What was your name again? Rain: Rain. Mel: Oh that's nice. Kind of like bad weather.
— Kristen Schaal
Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.
— Kristen Schaal
My sensibilities are like, 'I want it to be weirder.'
— Kristen Schaal
One good thing about being locked in a cage: No responsibility!
— Kristen Schaal
I prefer writing for myself to perform, I guess. But if I had to choose, I'd rather perform in someone's movie than write a movie for someone else.
— Kristen Schaal
I love the idea that I have the power to look for the projects I can put myself into, but I'm still at that level of just being happy to have a job.
— Kristen Schaal
I'm not really a control person, and I'm a big believer in collaboration. I like to have a friend.
— Kristen Schaal
If I'm having a fancy glass of champagne, I'll always mix it with the champagne of beers. Because I deserve all the champagnes.
— Kristen Schaal
It's not hard to be a woman in comedy as long as you're also a writer. You have to create your opportunity.
— Kristen Schaal
I'm just happy our nations are on the same page of keeping shitty reality TV on the air. Small world!
— Kristen Schaal
I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe.
— Kristen Schaal
Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.
— Kristen Schaal
At first the kid kicking the back of my airplane seat was enraging. Then I imagined it was a broken massage chair and I kinda liked it.
— Kristen Schaal
I would like to be known as someone who was really sweet but also knowledgeable in all areas of life.
— Kristen Schaal
I've been lucky. The projects I've gotten to work on are projects I'd want to watch myself. That's what I try to shoot for.
— Kristen Schaal
In high school, I was doing a skit for forensics and people started laughing, more than I was prepared to deal with. It was a surprise.
— Kristen Schaal
This is very ambitious, but I don't care. I'm just gonna go ahead and find Amelia Earhart. Every day that goes by, I just fear the worst for her.
— Kristen Schaal
I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.
— Kristen Schaal
Fingernails are for opening things and toenails are for storing precious minerals off the ground.
— Kristen Schaal
Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.
— Kristen Schaal
Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up.
— Kristen Schaal
A kiss is like a fight, with mouths.
— Kristen Schaal