Kosher Quotes: top 31 famous quotes about Kosher

Kosher Quotes & Sayings

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I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. — Roseanne Barr

Now that Marilyn Monroe is kosher, Arthur Miller can eat her. — Oscar Levant

Kosher salt, eggs and flour. These are the building blocks of everything. Kosher salt, above and beyond everything. — Graham Elliot

I'm not the kind of poet who arranges treasure-hunts to please the academics and keep them busy. Poetry should be surprising in deeper ways. — Michael Longley

I'm not really a practising Jew but I keep a kosher kitchen just to spite Hitler. — Miriam Margolyes

Manufacturers are making products kosher to get in on that market, plus more people are looking for kosher. — Larry Miller

it's blindingly awful and awfully satisfying all at the same time. — Courtney Summers

I could live on challah bread, the Jewish kosher bread, quite happily. — Dan Aykroyd

Love is like a fly on the wall, you must catch it while you can. — Rachael JanLynnette McCormick

(Hitler responded by calling Mussolini's movement "Kosher fascism.") — Tom Reiss

Loving means sharing joy with people. — Leo Buscaglia

The key to success is discovering your innate power and using it daily. — Les Brown

You definitely feel a little exposed, because some of your friends call you like, "Man, I need that much." — Will Ferrell

The problem is that Islam does not have a pope, so there's no one guy to say, 'This isn't kosher' ... Not that he would. — Fareed Zakaria

I've seen a lot of 'Show Boats,' but I've never seen the one that thoroughly satisfies me. — Harold Prince

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers. — Zach Braff

Sometimes I feel limited by people's perceptions of what I can and cannot do, or what I do or don't look like. — Mira Sorvino

Stop trying to be Perfect; And that makes you kosher Perfect. — Mohith Agadi

In my notboredom but lack of available activity, I eavesdrop from their closet, hunching down among the Capezios and crinolines piled on the floor. — Frances Mayes

[A]nything served in a Chinese restaurant is Kosher, even pork.
from The Kosher Guide to Imaginary Animals — Duff Goldman

Tom Friedman says China is so awesome they make kosher pigs. — Jonah Goldberg

It was was very important not to cast any pearls before swine
especially when one of the swine was trying to keep kosher. — Jaffe Cohen

If you keep kosher, the protagonist of your meal is not you; it is God. — Lauren F. Winner

I certainly don't live in a kosher home although I was raised in a kosher environment. — Leonard Nimoy

The only benefit a woman can have in talking too much is defeating a man who troubles her too much. — Michael Bassey Johnson

Heaven's work never ceases, and men should never rest from doing good. The — Ellen G. White

There's no bigger surprise than to be tooling along at 200 MPH and suddenly get hit from the rear — Darrell Waltrip

I've spent five hundred years waiting to feel toward anyone the way I feel toward you. — Elizabeth Hunter

VAMPIRES EAT KOSHER ONE WAY OR ANOTHER. — Michael P. Milligan

Even though you can't expect to defeat the absurdity of the world, you must make that attempt. — Phil Ochs

Although not all flesh is forbidden, everything that is forbidden is flesh. — Leon R. Kass