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You all have kept me sane, but he kept me safe. — T.J. Klune

I winked at myself in the mirror and then realized that's what douchebags did, so I vowed to never do it again. I — T.J. Klune

Our eyes met like a car crash, colliding and breaking away — T.J. Klune

Monsters are real. Magic is real. The world is a dark and frightening place and it's all real. — T.J. Klune

Felix," he whispered. "Oh, little man. Oh, Felix. That fire ... the fire is
beautiful. — T.J. Klune

You can only get knocked down so many times before you start shying away from a raised hand, even if it's extended in kindness. — T.J. Klune

We're inevitable. — T.J. Klune

You're my brother, you big queen. I will love you no matter what you do, who you do, or where you do it. Do we have a clear understanding? — T.J. Klune

I thought I was mad, but I also thought I was really turned-on. — T.J. Klune

'There's a seagull eating our food,' he told me, and it was the most romantic thing I'd ever heard. — T.J. Klune

Have you kissed a guy yet?" I blushed. "No." Before — T.J. Klune

I wasn't smiling," he said. "I was doing lip stretches. — T.J. Klune

Sometimes it's the promises we don't say that are the ones that are the loudest. — T.J. Klune

Honey bear," the unicorn said. "You are the gayest thing I've seen since I last saw my own reflection. — T.J. Klune

Later, when I'm on the edge of sleep, I hear him whisper, "You'll see. One day, you'll see what I've seen all along." And then I'm gone. — T.J. Klune

Most people like hair," Morgan said. "His is curly and dreamy. Now shut up. — T.J. Klune

Sam's just dealing with some issues. He recently came to the realization that he's a twenty-year-old virgin prude. — T.J. Klune

Sorry," he muttered as he pulled it away. "Sure," I said faintly. "Sure." I wondered how to go about asking him to poke me with his sword again. — T.J. Klune

So, funny story. There are fairies? In the Dark Woods. And I might have pissed off their king."
There was silence. Then, "Of course you did. — T.J. Klune

This is for life. When the wolf attaches, it is for life." "I — T.J. Klune

And yours is brown. Like bear-shit brown. Or maybe otter shit. Or maybe bear and otter shit combined. — T.J. Klune

Normal Seven went to Heaven where he immediately
tripped and fell! God said, 'Gee you're too Normal for me' and sent him straight to
hell! — T.J. Klune

Never again, you hear me? Never again. Something happens, you tell me. I need you to tell me. I need you. — T.J. Klune

Because you love me," I said, sounding smug.
"More like you grew on me," he said. "Like fungus. — T.J. Klune

I know that," the Kid says smartly. "Some people are just not meant to be together. But that doesn't mean you can't love them. — T.J. Klune

You got a boner over my little brother." I — T.J. Klune

Pfft," I scoffed. "Feelings. I don't have feelings." I had so many feelings. None of them were good. — T.J. Klune

Stick with something basic that is guaranteed to kill any and all arousal like Fox News. — T.J. Klune

It's the hipsters," David said. "It's retro. They need a place to convene and argue whether Holden Caulfield was deep or just a spoiled brat. — T.J. Klune

I'll wait for you," he said as his hand dropped to his side, as his eyes began to dim. "I think I could wait for you forever. — T.J. Klune

You're a talking unicorn," I said. "Sometimes when you poop, it comes out as rainbows and smells like cookies. There is nothing subtle about you. — T.J. Klune

Gary laughed. Yeah, but then people meet you and you're all skinny and adorable, and they're all like whaaaa? — T.J. Klune

And I'm a Foxy Lady," Tina said. "Because of reasons." She stared at his chest. Everyone understood her reasons. Even me. — T.J. Klune

The measure of a man, she said finally, is not the words that mark his end, but everything he's done since his beginning. — T.J. Klune

Eric pressed himself against me, a long hot line of sweat and flesh. There was a roll of his hips against mine and I said, "Wow." He laughed. The — T.J. Klune

Ryan said, What the hell? Does everything want to have sex with you? — T.J. Klune

Ix-nay!" I hissed at him. "Ix-nay!" I didn't know why I resorted to Pig Latin right then. It just seemed like the thing to do. — T.J. Klune

This boy, this man was the sun, bright and all-consuming. The animal in me roared to be freed. Elizabeth Bennett whispered, "Go." I went. I — T.J. Klune

Good-bye, self-esteem and fuzzy feelings. It was so nice to make your acquaintance. — T.J. Klune

You sound like a young person. You are probably all hip to the lingo the kids use these days." "You and I are the same age, Mr. Tiberius. — T.J. Klune

If Sam were a tree, you know what kind of tree he'd be?"
"What kind?"
"A pine. Because of all the pining. — T.J. Klune

Gary's eyes narrowed. "I'm pretty sure I don't like you."
"My world is crumbling," Ryan said. I might have laughed. Because sass. — T.J. Klune

But then they threatened Ryan with death and I was, like, bitch, please. You don't know who you're messing with. — T.J. Klune

'Es cor meum,' he murmured, his eyes dancing over my face.
Though I'd never heard the phrase, I responded: 'Ut tu meus.' As you are mine. — T.J. Klune

So I said, "Goddammit," and hugged it out with the both of them, because feelings. — T.J. Klune

I realized that I love him pure and simple. It's not a matter of logic or function. It's a matter of my heart. — T.J. Klune

You told him, huh? Through your secret wizarding network that you still haven't told me about."
"It's called a letter in the mail," he said. — T.J. Klune

Nothing's too fast if it means forever. — T.J. Klune

I just like looking at nice things. And want to touch them with my mouth. — T.J. Klune

Opinions are like sphincters in that most people have them, just some are louder than others and can be terribly messy if not handled correctly. — T.J. Klune

You should have just gone with the crazy guy in the bar, the voice said.
No shit. Any ideas?
Yeah: don't die.
Thanks. — T.J. Klune

He sighs and bows his head, burying his face in his hands. I touch his hair. His ears. Bear may be my rock, but Dom is the force that moves me. — T.J. Klune

More Latin? I was going to need a fucking guidebook to keep track of a language I thought was as dead as my mother. — T.J. Klune

Can you sign something?" Nicole demanded. "This paper? This napkin? My chest? My inner thighs or my wildest dreams? Whatever you want. — T.J. Klune

'There are enough people out there that will be more than willing to knock you down. There's no reason for you to do it to yourself.' — T.J. Klune

I bet he wants to solve Ryan's riddle," Mary said. "And then he probably wants to riddle his Ryan. — T.J. Klune

Kid, you may be the smartest person alive, but a master of subtlety you are not. — T.J. Klune

You know what they say, once you go dragon, all the rest is just laggin'."
"No one says that," I said. "Absolutely no one. — T.J. Klune

Sometimes I float along the river
For its surface I am bound
And there are times stones done fill my pockets
And it's into this river I drown — T.J. Klune

After all, one does not scream at lesbians in Doc Martens unless one wants to receive a penis kicking. — T.J. Klune

Robert Redford is like cheese: he ages well and I want to put him in my mouth. — T.J. Klune

Way gay," I reassured him. "Like, super gay. I fart and rainbows come out." Oh, crap. — T.J. Klune

Joe sang the loudest of all. He said, you belong to me. — T.J. Klune

Oh no," Lartin moaned. "You're Sam of Wilds."
"Such a sexy name," Gary sighed. "Have I ever told you that? — T.J. Klune

I want Otter to run back to San Diego and go back to the stupid fucking boyfriend, who Ive never met but cannot stand. — T.J. Klune

You can be the queen," I allowed. "Just don't tell Gary I said that. Friendships have ended for a lot less than that. — T.J. Klune

If the inspirational calendar had been a person, Gus would have punched it in the face. — T.J. Klune

Bear. It's always been you. It will always be you. I love you, and that's why it will always be enough. — T.J. Klune

I couldn't even begin to guess how old he was. Maybe thirty. Or three hundred. When you're eleven, anyone older is just old. — T.J. Klune

A werewolf is courting me with a dead rabbit. There's nothing subtle here." "Couldn't — T.J. Klune

You were his, Ox. Even then. And he was yours." I — T.J. Klune

Today has been so weird," I side-whispered to Gary.
"I think the word you're looking for is erotic," he said back. "Today has been so erotic. — T.J. Klune

A travesty of epic proportions," Tock agreed. "How much you wanna bet they couldn't even turn the computer on? — T.J. Klune

Be gone, you he-bitch! — T.J. Klune

You went full-on bitchy and made a dramatic exit?" He sounded way too gleeful over my histrionics. "I have taught you well, my young apprentice. — T.J. Klune

Don't be difficult, Bear. It's unattractive. — T.J. Klune

You can't own what belongs to the world. — T.J. Klune

Maturity is a high price to pay for growing up. - Tom Stoppard — T.J. Klune

'God help me, yes. I don't want anything more than you. I want nothing less than you.' — T.J. Klune

I can't do it. I can't get into a philosophical debate with an archangel, knowing how ridiculous it is and how unprepared I am. — T.J. Klune

You don't have to choose," he says quietly. "We chose you already. — T.J. Klune

He put his finger guns away. He should not be allowed to carry weapons of mass humiliation. — T.J. Klune

I would let you stay the night and then have you for breakfast, Gary said. — T.J. Klune

Dragons," I said. "They're hoarders. They keep the things they think are pretty. Gold and jewels. In this case, Justin. To each his own, I guess. — T.J. Klune

I'm a dragon, and maybe if you're lucky, I'll be dragon my balls across your face later. — T.J. Klune

Seven smirked as he walked back over to me. I gave you catharsis last night. Twice. — T.J. Klune

Honey, you're pouting. That's not dangerous. It's adorable. — T.J. Klune

I was too busy writing sad ballads to unrequited love in my head and planning a life where my hand would be my boyfriend. — T.J. Klune

Hmm," Gary said. "Yes. Your meeting. Your secret meeting that you never tell anyone about or where it is or why you go. That meeting. — T.J. Klune

THREE YEARS. One month. Twenty-six days. — T.J. Klune

It's Helena Handbasket. — T.J. Klune

The second message is one that I have saved for weeks. It's Otter, and he simply says, I love you. — T.J. Klune

You can't just wipe away your history. — T.J. Klune

I'll never understand why people just won't let others be who they are. It's not like it's affecting them in any way — T.J. Klune

I'm not jealous," he said jealously. — T.J. Klune

For every person out there who says a man can't love another man, just know this: you're wrong because I have loved. I am loved. — T.J. Klune

There's too many other people in the world who want nothing more than to kick you when you're down. Don't you dare do that job for them. — T.J. Klune

The world is on fire, I thought wildly. See it burn and oh, my God, it burns for us. — T.J. Klune

Eric's ass is so loose it sounds like wind blowing over a cave entrance when he walks. — T.J. Klune

Please just let me have you. Please. Nothing else matters if I can't have you. — T.J. Klune