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Kleenex Quotes By Anne, Princess Royal: I learned just by going around. I know

I learned just by going around. I know all about Kleenex factories, and all sorts of things. — Anne, Princess Royal

Kleenex Quotes By Julia Child: Just how could a nation often be great

Just how could a nation often be great if it's bread tastes want Kleenex. — Julia Child

Kleenex Quotes By Mike Birbiglia: I went to a funeral recently, and they

I went to a funeral recently, and they handed out Kleenex before the funeral. Which I thought was cocky. — Mike Birbiglia

Kleenex Quotes By Samuel Johnson: Perhaps man is the only being that can

Perhaps man is the only being that can properly be called idle. — Samuel Johnson

Kleenex Quotes By Nick Cave: I love being manipulated by what I see.

I love being manipulated by what I see. I love weepies and romantic comedies where you're reaching for the Kleenex at the right moment. — Nick Cave

Kleenex Quotes By Sophia Amoruso: When I was 22, I wasn't too proud

When I was 22, I wasn't too proud to do anything. I was taking out trash, buying stinky vintage clothes, and pulling gross Kleenex out of the pockets. — Sophia Amoruso

Kleenex Quotes By Art Hoppe: If there is no God, who pops up

If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex? — Art Hoppe

Kleenex Quotes By L.R.W. Lee: How do you know you're a mom? If

How do you know you're a mom? If you never have a Kleenex in your purse when YOU need it? L. R. W. Lee — L.R.W. Lee

Kleenex Quotes By Michelle Ryan: Obviously I'm not a violent person; I don't

Obviously I'm not a violent person; I don't like violence, but I would definitely go into defending myself if the situation arose. — Michelle Ryan

Kleenex Quotes By Ted Cruz: My abuela was an incredible cook.

My abuela was an incredible cook. — Ted Cruz

Kleenex Quotes By J.R. Ward: Good call. A second drag and your next

Good call. A second drag and your next stop's the wastepaper basket - and not to toss your kleenex, true. — J.R. Ward

Kleenex Quotes By Maureen Corrigan: Knocking back the wine and reaching for the

Knocking back the wine and reaching for the cheap consolations of kimchee-scented Kleenex fiction — Maureen Corrigan

Kleenex Quotes By Colin Quinn: The earth is a used Kleenex on the

The earth is a used Kleenex on the universe's nightstand. — Colin Quinn

Kleenex Quotes By Trevin Wax: If the only thing we have when we

If the only thing we have when we leave a time of Bible study is more head knowledge and a spiritual to-do list for the week, we've missed the point. — Trevin Wax

Kleenex Quotes By Clifford Riley: And you used my heart as a Kleenex,"

And you used my heart as a Kleenex," Nellie sang. "But you're the one full of snot! — Clifford Riley

Kleenex Quotes By Julia Child: How can a nation be called great if

How can a nation be called great if its bread tastes like kleenex? — Julia Child

Kleenex Quotes By Rainbow Rowell: But you're so helpless sometimes. It's like watching

But you're so helpless sometimes. It's like watching a kitten with its head trapped in a Kleenex box. — Rainbow Rowell

Kleenex Quotes By Kurt Vonnegut: Her smile was glassy, and she was ransacking

Her smile was glassy, and she was ransacking her mind for something to say, finding nothing in it but used Kleenex and costume jewelry. — Kurt Vonnegut

Kleenex Quotes By Cher: Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and

Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable. — Cher

Kleenex Quotes By Mick Fleetwood: There are no Kleenex boxes on these loops,

There are no Kleenex boxes on these loops, just so you know. — Mick Fleetwood

Kleenex Quotes By Steve Allen: Just as with cars, it's critical to know

Just as with cars, it's critical to know the fuel efficiency of black holes. — Steve Allen

Kleenex Quotes By Joel Salatin: I always said if I could figure out

I always said if I could figure out a way to grow Kleenex and toilet paper on trees, we could pull the plug on society. — Joel Salatin

Kleenex Quotes By Annabeth Albert: Cody probably tossed away orgasms like Kleenex.

Cody probably tossed away orgasms like Kleenex. — Annabeth Albert

Kleenex Quotes By Larry Harvey: Kleenex would have made a mint today.

Kleenex would have made a mint today. — Larry Harvey