Kissing Wife Quotes
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Kissing Wife Quotes & Sayings
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If I have to worry about the ants I crush beneath my feet, I couldn't even walk around
— Kentaro Miura
I made jokes about kissing Murphy Brown. But if that's what cost me my job, my wife will probably say, "Hey asshole, I told you so."
— Bebe Neuwirth
When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth"
— Groucho Marx
I want my wife to wake me up with a sweet kiss
— Lee Donghae
You're not kissing my wife tonight.
— Serena Grey
Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew.
— Harry Carpenter
There was a law in Connecticut - I believe it is still formally unrepealed - making it illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.
— Bertrand Russell
My wife's the ugliest woman in the world - I'd sooner take her with me on tour, than kiss her goodbye.
— Max Miller
Gifts to benefit the poor ... are charitable, and a gift for the poor is charitable even if it happens incidentally to benefit the rich
— J.K. Rowling
When I dreamed about the time you would actually sleep with me, I thought there'd be some sleeping involved.
— Catherine Ryan Hyde
I tell ya, my wife was never nice. On our first date, I asked her if I could give her a goodnight kiss on the cheek - she bent over!
— Rodney Dangerfield
Men seldom give pleasure when they are not pleased themselves.
— Samuel Johnson