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I'm wildly different than Maria Bamford or Sarah Silverman, and might be more similar to some male comics. — Jen Kirkman

Asking questions about why I don't want kids is really none of your business, but at least it's a dialogue. — Jen Kirkman

Nick looks into Brians hollow gaze. That's what's going on here brian. The devil's figured out a way to keep peoples souls trapped here on earth. — Robert Kirkman

If, for some reason, everyone knew who I was without me having to have my own TV show, that's what I would do. That way, I could do less shows a year. — Jen Kirkman

Well, don't tell Steve Niles but I just don't think horror works in comics. — Robert Kirkman

People think anything done from a woman's perspective is only going to appeal to women. — Jen Kirkman

Its almost Thanksgiving! A day when you get to hear your extended family use racial slurs for groups are not taking away their jobs. — Jen Kirkman

I like good stories above all else ... and kickin' art really goes the final stretch to ensure a comic is good. — Robert Kirkman

I don't presume to think I'm great at anything. — Robert Kirkman

Sitcoms are what got me excited about show business. — Jen Kirkman

I still have to work paycheck to paycheck. Being in show business doesn't indicate that you're a 'success,' in my opinion. — Jen Kirkman

I used to make albums because I wasn't touring, and so I thought, This is the best way for people to find out about me. — Jen Kirkman

In a world ruled by the dead, we are forced to finally start living. — Robert Kirkman

I actually like, love, and respect myself, and I try not to take anything too seriously. — Jen Kirkman

At first, there was a separation of clubs and sketch comedy. Now there's all kinds of comedy, making us one big happy family. — Jen Kirkman

Well see, I'm a good enough writer that not everybody in my books talks exactly like I do. — Robert Kirkman

It ain't the dead things you gotta be mindful of around here ... it's the living. — Robert Kirkman

Parenthood can be very rewarding, but let's face it, so are margaritas at the adults-only pool. — Jen Kirkman

like as long as you're cleaning up some living thing's poop after age thirty, family members really respect that lifestyle choice. — Jen Kirkman

I'm about as useful as a fingerless eunuch during Fuck Fest February! someone give me a gun! — Robert Kirkman

It is why he got the hell out of his hometown, Waynesboro, two days ago. — Robert Kirkman

I will work on Invincible until I am made to quit. — Robert Kirkman

I know how to use the safety.-Andrea, the Walking Dead S3 finale — Robert Kirkman

I just want my brother back.-Daryl (to Maryl)
the Walking Dead S3 — Robert Kirkman

Your mouth says "No," but your eyes say, "Fuck me until your dick breaks off inside me and fuses into some kind of barbie doll crotch. — Robert Kirkman

It's much easier to make jokes about not having kids. — Jen Kirkman

If I'm grumpy I sure do enjoy writing The Walking Dead. — Robert Kirkman

But honestly ... I just don't know what anyone's thinking. To me, that's scarier than any half-rotten ghoul trying to eat my flesh. — Robert Kirkman

It's no secret that I love the Ultimate line. — Robert Kirkman

Now get the fuck up off the ground so I can put you in it... like a coffin. Because you'll be fucking dead after I kill you, you fucking asshole. — Robert Kirkman

Use your passport for domestic trips, so that way you don't risk losing your license. — Jen Kirkman

Having a child is a lifetime commitment, the biggest one you can possibly make. — Jen Kirkman

Last year I think I made more from my Image books than anywhere else. — Robert Kirkman

A lot of times that I'm single is not for a lack of anyone being interested; it's me. — Jen Kirkman

If I could make crazy money just doing stand-up, that's what I would do. — Jen Kirkman

What I found out about myself was I am not someone who doesn't believe in marriage. — Jen Kirkman

Improv requires one thing I lack that I think most mothers need - the basic instinct to put someone else first. — Jen Kirkman

Protecting the weak is the whole fucking basis for civilization. If you're not protecting the weak, you're not civilized. You're fucking animals. — Robert Kirkman

I don't like to joke about dating. — Jen Kirkman

I'd rather be a piece of work than a piece of shit. — Robert Kirkman

Okay, it's pretty obvious what we're doing here, people. If it's dead - fucking KILL IT — Robert Kirkman

As the Lady from Borneo digs out his eyeball, the thing eventually uncorks from its socket. — Robert Kirkman

tantrum. I don't want to have a baby but sometimes I want to be a baby because it's socially acceptable for them to cry and scream in public. — Jen Kirkman

And perhaps the best reason of all: "Kids? What the fuck am I going to do with a kid? — Jen Kirkman

A lot of relationships have ended for me in my 20s, because I knew that eventually those people would wanna settle down and have kids. — Jen Kirkman

I came "here" to get "there." Do I have any fucking clue what "there" is? Hell the fuck no. I'm just trying to live in a world of the dead. — Robert Kirkman

I think some parents think, 'Oh, having kids is so beautiful; I want others to feel the joy I do.' — Jen Kirkman

Don't you get it? We are The Walking Dead! — Robert Kirkman

He who fights too long against dragons becomes a dragon himself; and if you gaze too long into the abyss, the abyss will gaze into you. - Nietzsche — Robert Kirkman

I don't know if I don't believe in monogamy. I think I do believe in it depending on the person or situation or something. — Jen Kirkman

The women doing comedy do not even think of themselves as 'female' comedians. — Jen Kirkman

I'm very big into just feeling good and doing what I want; I'm not very calculated or thoughtful about my moves. — Jen Kirkman

Point me in the right direction, and shut the fuck up. I'm the one calling the shots now. Fall in line or fall down a fucking well. — Robert Kirkman

June 2005 is the five year anniversary of the debut of Battle Pope. — Robert Kirkman

I'm not a big fan of young people. — Jen Kirkman

We have to get women's stories out there so a guy will read it, laugh, and think, 'I'm not laughing at a chick story but a story.' — Jen Kirkman

By the time I started doing stand-up, the club scene had died. — Jen Kirkman

I thought that's what happened to women: You live alone when you're old. — Jen Kirkman

I rarely have out-of-town visitors because you have to do things like take them around L.A. — Jen Kirkman

The urge that most people feel to have kids is the exact same as the urge that I have to not have kids. I do not want to raise a child. — Jen Kirkman

Right, he can kill the dead. What happens when he realizes we're training him to kill the living? — Robert Kirkman

Life hurts a lot more than death. - Jim Morrison — Robert Kirkman

I write the way I write. — Robert Kirkman

Chaos theory is the impossibility of a closed system remaining stable. This town is doomed. There's nobody at the controls ... — Robert Kirkman

Don't make being a girl or a victim part of your stand-up act. If you encounter sexism in the business, don't bring it on stage; it's not funny. — Jen Kirkman

I'm going and I'm not going to die. I'm going to prove to you that you're not the only one who survives. — Robert Kirkman

I realized I need a certain kind of chemistry and a certain kind of look to be into someone, and like 1 percent of the population has it. — Jen Kirkman

Okay, I'll move the lawn chairs. (Axel) — Robert Kirkman

An elderly camper realizes, with heart-skipping dismay, that during his afternoon bowel movement, he is unwittingly shitting on a zombie. — Robert Kirkman

I'd love to be a hit in Germany. I'm working on trying to get a gig as David Hasselhoff's opening act. — Jen Kirkman

Fights in real life between real people only last so long before someone gets seriously hurt. — Robert Kirkman

I think people with anxiety do different things during different years. — Jen Kirkman

I have no interest in saying "This is who I am! This is what I'm like!" — Jen Kirkman

The thing about smart mother fuckers is that sometimes, they sound like crazy mother fuckers to stupid mother fuckers ... — Robert Kirkman

If I write a joke, sometimes people will call it a 'lie,' and I'm fascinated with that. — Jen Kirkman

You think I've been around these fuckers long enough to get comfortable enough to SLEEP ten feet away from them? Not fucking likely. (Axel) — Robert Kirkman

I have trouble writing if I can't picture how things are going to look. — Robert Kirkman

It's nice to know that what you're doing is being read and enjoyed by a good deal of people. — Robert Kirkman

I make a lot more off the trades and Image than Marvel. — Robert Kirkman

I think Walking Dead is more of a stretch for me because I'm a light hearted superhero kind of guy. — Robert Kirkman

Mother Fuckers. They're going to feel pretty stupid when they find out.
They're fucking with the wrong people. — Robert Kirkman

Don't overpack your carry-on. You're never going to read that second book or that fourth magazine. — Jen Kirkman

I'm all for selling books, but when guys are burning my house down, that's where I draw the line. — Robert Kirkman

Can't you just read the directions?"
"I could if I wasn't fueled by testosterone and stupidity, but where's the fun in that? — Robert Kirkman

He closes his right eye and peers down the barrel with his left and fires. Lilly doesn't jerk at the noise - not — Robert Kirkman

C'mon, take a load off ... I won't bite. — Robert Kirkman

The pessimist looks down and hits his head. The optimist looks up and loses his footing. The realist looks forward and adjusts his path accordingly. — Robert Kirkman

I definitely have character arcs in mind for each character unless I kill them. — Robert Kirkman

It's never-ever going to be okay, never-ever-ever-ever-ever. — Robert Kirkman

Eventually I'm going to be too old to be on camera, and I've been doing stand-up a long time. — Jen Kirkman