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I admit I was drinking a Guinness ... but I did not swallow. — Kinky Friedman

There's a fine line between fiction and non-fiction and I think I snorted it somewhere in 1979 — Kinky Friedman

Always respect your superiors, if you have any. — Kinky Friedman

All my adult life I've been in the practice of giving advice to people who are happier than I am. — Kinky Friedman

The Ten Commandments being taken out of the public schools. I want them back. — Kinky Friedman

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' — Kinky Friedman

If you ain't Texan, I ain't got time for you. — Kinky Friedman

Remember, the Legislature is the joke, not our campaign. — Kinky Friedman

I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you. — Kinky Friedman

It wasn't a healthy attitude, but it wasn't really a healthy world. — Kinky Friedman

May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore. — Kinky Friedman

My definition of an artist is anyone who's ahead of his time and behind on his rent. — Kinky Friedman

You have to work at it if you want to be a good smoker. Especially today with all the non-smoking world constantly harassing you. — Kinky Friedman

I'm going to lower the drinking age to eighteen. If you're old enough to die in Iraq, you're old enough to drink. — Kinky Friedman

How hard can it be? — Kinky Friedman

I want to fight the wussification of the State of Texas. I want to rise and shine and bring back the glory. — Kinky Friedman

I'd felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain. — Kinky Friedman

The good teachers are bailing out. Education is very important ... This should be the centerpiece on the table of Texas. — Kinky Friedman

Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test. — Kinky Friedman

I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us. — Kinky Friedman

I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors. — Kinky Friedman

No matter where you go, you always see yourself in the rearview mirror. — Kinky Friedman

Sleep came slower than a frigid woman. — Kinky Friedman

If you're patient and you wait long enough, something will usually happen and it'll usually be something you don't like. — Kinky Friedman

I don't believe in carrying a weapon. If somebody wants to shoot me, he'll have to bring his own gun. — Kinky Friedman

Now I have a cat. Well, that's not quite accurate. A cat and I have each other. — Kinky Friedman

I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate. — Kinky Friedman

If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95! — Kinky Friedman

A fool and his money are soon elected — Kinky Friedman

When I'm governor ... I'll be the first governor with a listed telephone number. — Kinky Friedman

The system is not perfect. Until it's perfect, let's do away with the death penalty. — Kinky Friedman

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends off on a saddle. — Kinky Friedman

Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp. — Kinky Friedman

Jerry Jones and Chris Christie are probably the most important latent homosexual relationship since Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson. — Kinky Friedman

I am not anti-death penalty, but I'm damned sure anti-the-wrong-guy-getting-executed. — Kinky Friedman

When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you're going to get in this lifetime. — Kinky Friedman

I believe that Willy Nelson is the hillbilly Dalai Lama. — Kinky Friedman

Every time you see a beautiful woman, just remember, somebody else got tired of her shit — Kinky Friedman

Man's ability to delude himself is infinite. — Kinky Friedman

It's all very well going around thinking you're a cowboy, until you run into somebody who thinks he's an Indian. — Kinky Friedman

We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians. — Kinky Friedman

These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable. — Kinky Friedman

You struggle with your demons and you conquer them. — Kinky Friedman

There will be a whole new spirit blowing through Texas. There will be a smile on everybody's face and a chill up the spine of every politician. — Kinky Friedman

People are drooling for the truth. They want honesty from politicians, and they're not getting it. — Kinky Friedman

An editor's job is to take something great and make it good. — Kinky Friedman

He looked like an accountant or a serial-killer type. Definitely one of the service industries. — Kinky Friedman

Regaring Politics: You've got your cats on one side and your dogs on the other; someone has to walk the fence and feed the animals. - Kinky Friedman — Ray Palla

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? — Kinky Friedman

I want to be governor [of Texas] because I need the closet space. — Kinky Friedman

Poly means more than one, and ticks are bloodsucking parasites. — Kinky Friedman

I came from an upper-middle class home, which is always a hard cross for a country singer to bear. — Kinky Friedman

You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing. — Kinky Friedman

Rocky Hawkins has written a rare, fun and beautiful book. If you don't believe me, read it for yourself. — Kinky Friedman

I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow. — Kinky Friedman

What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery. — Kinky Friedman

The main health hazard in the world today is people who don't love themselves. — Kinky Friedman

Always beware of people offering you one-time money. That only works in an election year. How are you going to permanently pay for education? — Kinky Friedman

We enjoy talking about music, politics, and subjugation. - Kinky Friedman to Night Rider on KOKE-FM — Ray Palla

If you're lookin' for a helpin' hand, try the one at the end of your arm. — Kinky Friedman

I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass. — Kinky Friedman

I believe that voices like Ross Perot (search), Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader should be heard. They don't have to be president. Give 'em a chance. — Kinky Friedman

I've achieved many of my dreams, and I want to see that some others get a chance to, especially younger Texans. — Kinky Friedman

William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them. Redd Foxx is another. — Kinky Friedman

There is a difference between who is important and who is significant. — Kinky Friedman

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. — Kinky Friedman

And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians. — Kinky Friedman

We're all worm bait waiting to happen. It's what you do while you wait that matters. — Kinky Friedman

Whether your destination is heaven or hell, you always have to change planes in Dallas. — Kinky Friedman

Politics is the only field of human endeavor where the more experience you have, the worse you get. — Kinky Friedman

I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes. — Kinky Friedman

The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror. — Kinky Friedman

God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world. — Kinky Friedman

We're going to make that Lone Star shine again — Kinky Friedman

I'm ready for anything. That's probably why it never happens. — Kinky Friedman

I don't think I have even achieved fame. Of course, Hemingway says that fame is death's little sister. — Kinky Friedman

The best fiction is true. — Kinky Friedman

There are more inspirational people in music than there are in politics. — Kinky Friedman

If you don't love Jesus-go to hell! — Kinky Friedman

I see an issue I like, and I support it. — Kinky Friedman

Remember, I'm not running against Rick Perry; I'm running against apathy. — Kinky Friedman

I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough. — Kinky Friedman

We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning. — Kinky Friedman

If you're paranoid long enough, sooner or later you're gonna be right. — Kinky Friedman

Happiness is a moving target. — Kinky Friedman

Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart, and ... both of them were independents, by the way. — Kinky Friedman

We've had to be creative to get on the ballot. — Kinky Friedman

You never marry the person you first see 'Casablanca' with. — Kinky Friedman

He looked a shade too healthy and nobody likes that. Particularly in New York. — Kinky Friedman

If you gotta kill two birds, might as well get stoned. — Kinky Friedman

The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount. — Kinky Friedman

You've got to find what you love and let it kill you. I don't think any of us should ever forget that. — Kinky Friedman

The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life. — Kinky Friedman

May the God of your choice bless you. — Kinky Friedman

This system is really broken. No Child Left Behind has really failed and the only way to solve education is to leave one governor behind. — Kinky Friedman

Well, I hate to be the one to take the flyswatter to Tinker Bell, but ... — Kinky Friedman

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. — Kinky Friedman

Inspiration thing is important, to teach the kids that JFK is not an airport, RFK's not a stadium, Martin Luther King ain't a street — Kinky Friedman

Like most of us, I determined that I'd rather be a large part of the problem than a small part of the solution. — Kinky Friedman

I'm not pro-life, and I'm not pro-choice. I'm pro-football. — Kinky Friedman