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People's lives are boring.
— Jimmy Kimmel
Jimmy Kimmel still comes across like a guy who crashed a party and got caught at it, yet adamantly refuses to leave.
— Tom Shales
I never imagined being on television.
— Jimmy Kimmel
History has now been for the first time systematically considered, and has been found, like other phenomena, subject to invariable laws.
— Auguste Comte
Honestly, a lot of the human etiquette I learned in life I learned from, like, thank-you notes and dating Jimmy Kimmel.
— Roseanne Barr
I'm a terrible golfer.
— Jimmy Kimmel
When you know someone you can make a little more fun of them without them getting offended.
— Jimmy Kimmel
My definition of cursing is probably different from what other people's definitions are.
— Jimmy Kimmel
You don't need to exorcise your personal demons onstage.
— Jimmy Kimmel
If I have one criticism of the other late-night shows, it's that they're almost entirely scripted.
— Jimmy Kimmel
I only get unusual ailments.
— Jimmy Kimmel
We do not need, and indeed never will have, all the answers before we act ... It is often through taking action that we can discover some of them.
— Charlotte Bunch
I did not have any delusions of grandeur as a kid.
— Jimmy Kimmel
I like to be left alone when I'm not working.
— Wayne Brady
That's my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don't.
— Jimmy Kimmel
You are the ruler of a kingdom, and whatever you think and feel becomes the law of your kingdom the law within your body. — Rhonda Byrne
I have like fifteen televisions in my house.
— Jimmy Kimmel
I know there are, like, 12 rules for late night: a desk, a band. Will people take me seriously if I don't wear a tie?
— Jimmy Kimmel
Oren tells Marcus: You have a peaceful, noble heart. But as we discussed last night, some men deserve to die. Valeria knows that.
— Scott Robert Scheller
I still love comic books. When you have a kid, that's an excuse to keep reading all the comic books.
— Jimmy Kimmel
I describe myself as a human being.
— Jimmy Kimmel
I don't really need to be dirty to be funny.
— Jimmy Kimmel
You can say Pizza Hut is terrible pizza, but they also sell more pizzas than anybody else.
— Jimmy Kimmel
They embraced and parted. They never saw each other again.
— Christopher Buckley
My aunt and uncle are clearly civilians.
— Jimmy Kimmel
I have had a lot of experience in broadcasting.
— Jimmy Kimmel
I'm a creative consultant, whatever that means.
— Jimmy Kimmel
Hey, it's Florida. Toss a beach ball at me, I'll empty my .45 into you and be home in time for Jimmy Kimmel.
— Paul Levine
I love Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel.
— Mike Birbiglia
On Letterman and Leno, it always bothers me when they go outside the studio and it's daytime.
— Jimmy Kimmel
I can't be as flip as I once was.
— Jimmy Kimmel