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People's lives are boring. — Jimmy Kimmel

Jimmy Kimmel still comes across like a guy who crashed a party and got caught at it, yet adamantly refuses to leave. — Tom Shales

I never imagined being on television. — Jimmy Kimmel

Energy is what I believe all of us are. We're just conscious awareness dancing for itself for no other reason but to stay amused. — Jim Carrey

History has now been for the first time systematically considered, and has been found, like other phenomena, subject to invariable laws. — Auguste Comte

Honestly, a lot of the human etiquette I learned in life I learned from, like, thank-you notes and dating Jimmy Kimmel. — Roseanne Barr

I go to Costco every weekend. It's my favorite part of the week. — Jimmy Kimmel

I'm a terrible golfer. — Jimmy Kimmel

When you know someone you can make a little more fun of them without them getting offended. — Jimmy Kimmel

My definition of cursing is probably different from what other people's definitions are. — Jimmy Kimmel

You don't need to exorcise your personal demons onstage. — Jimmy Kimmel

If I have one criticism of the other late-night shows, it's that they're almost entirely scripted. — Jimmy Kimmel

I only get unusual ailments. — Jimmy Kimmel

We do not need, and indeed never will have, all the answers before we act ... It is often through taking action that we can discover some of them. — Charlotte Bunch

I did not have any delusions of grandeur as a kid. — Jimmy Kimmel

Real emotion is good - or doing a good job of faking real emotion. — Jimmy Kimmel

No matter who it is, I hate to see people losing their jobs. I really do. — Jimmy Kimmel

I like to be left alone when I'm not working. — Wayne Brady

That's my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don't. — Jimmy Kimmel

You are the ruler of a kingdom, and whatever you think and feel becomes the law of your kingdom
the law within your body. — Rhonda Byrne

I have like fifteen televisions in my house. — Jimmy Kimmel

All times are good time for those who know how to work and have the tools to do so. — Carlos Slim

I know there are, like, 12 rules for late night: a desk, a band. Will people take me seriously if I don't wear a tie? — Jimmy Kimmel

Oren tells Marcus: You have a peaceful, noble heart. But as we discussed last night, some men deserve to die. Valeria knows that. — Scott Robert Scheller

I still love comic books. When you have a kid, that's an excuse to keep reading all the comic books. — Jimmy Kimmel

I describe myself as a human being. — Jimmy Kimmel

I don't really need to be dirty to be funny. — Jimmy Kimmel

You can say Pizza Hut is terrible pizza, but they also sell more pizzas than anybody else. — Jimmy Kimmel

They embraced and parted. They never saw each other again. — Christopher Buckley

My aunt and uncle are clearly civilians. — Jimmy Kimmel

I have had a lot of experience in broadcasting. — Jimmy Kimmel

I'm a creative consultant, whatever that means. — Jimmy Kimmel

Hey, it's Florida. Toss a beach ball at me, I'll empty my .45 into you and be home in time for Jimmy Kimmel. — Paul Levine

I love Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel. — Mike Birbiglia

On Letterman and Leno, it always bothers me when they go outside the studio and it's daytime. — Jimmy Kimmel

I can't be as flip as I once was. — Jimmy Kimmel