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Julia had it easy... She never had to kill Romeo
— Richelle Mead
My cousin fell in love with a dom, so I checked into it to see if I needed to kill him before they got married.
— Cherise Sinclair
What? Why are you making the glee nose? The death of my world is funny? The final vengeance of my people? I will kill you.
— Jackson Lanzing
You will not kill my girlfriend today, International Terrorists of Ambiguous Nationality!
— John Green
I am so stupid, so easily fooled. It's really almost funny. If I could lift a finger I would gladly kill myself.
— Will Christopher Baer
I really hate it when people want to kill me. It makes me think they don't want to be friends. - Raven from Blood of Prey
— R.J. Dennis
You can't kill us all, human.' He was right. I raised the machine gun a little. 'True, but who's going to be first in line? — Laurell K. Hamilton
I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, 'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer.
— David Sedaris
Hervey (Weinstein) thank you for killing whoever you had to kill to get me up here today
— Jennifer Lawrence
I know it's hard on her. If I don't tell her she'll kill me." He pauses. "That was supposed to be funny.
— Julie Anne Peters
What doesn't kill you makes you CRAZY, GRUMPY, MAD AS EVER? NO it makes you STRONGER! Yep,you'll get there eventually!
— Karen Gibbs
Oh the wonders of being married. Put a gun in one hand and a woman in the other, I'm never sure who's going to kill me first.
— Michael W. Grimard
Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.
— Satchel Paige
Animals raise their children, too. I don't know why they keep them around. Kill 'em and be done with it.
— Liz Braswell
Why would I go looking for someone I know wants to kill me?
— J.K. Rowling
IF WE DIE FOR THEM, I'LL KILL YOU, HARRY!
— J.K. Rowling
It's funny how those we care about can create the same reaction that we get when we are facing down a monster ready to kill us.
— Brandy Nacole
Wiping the rivulet of sweat running down my ear with the bottom of my muscle shirt, I snuck a sniff under my pit. Whoa. Kill a moose
— Julie Anne Peters
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.
— Christina Aguilera
I've never wanted to kill myself over anything major. It's always the little things that do me in.
— Bill Burr
So they finally gave you the license to kill, about time.
— Richelle Mead
I mean what good does it do anyone to kill themselves working, because the worms will get you in the end.
— Dorothy Gish
My love is sticky, like glue. I'd kill a horse just to give you some.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
It never ceases to amaze me how many people think I kill for fun.""Don't you?"
"Well, not just for fun. — Karen Chance
There's always someone we'd love to kill, the trick is to make it not look like an accident
— Josh Stern
Do not use a cannon to kill a mosquito.
— Confucius
Well, I think Leo's either going to learn a much needed lesson in social activity-- or go nuts and kill us all." -Crash
— Hazel Blackthorn
A classroom . People trying to stick me in classrooms was becoming as predictable and annoying as people trying to kill me, but with less-fun results.
— James Patterson
(If plan KTB kill the bastard) didn't work, well, gray would resort to Plan B: Operation Oh Sh**
— Gena Showalter
I have a rule: I prefer anyone who doesn't try to kill me to anyone who does. I'm funny that way.
— China Mieville
You named the chicken, Chicken?" She looked embarrassed. "When we decided not to kill it, I got attached. — Tracey Garvis-Graves
Maybe you should make me a list of people I can kill and ways in which they're allowed to die," he said. "You are not funny." "I'm very funny.
— Ilona Andrews
Well. Yes. Someone's trying to kill me. But you don't have to make such a big deal out of it.
— Sarah Rees Brennan
Anyone who thinks text messages are funny isn't going to kill himself. There isn't enough going on internally.
— Nick Hornby
Time heals all wounds. Unless they're infected. Like gangrene. That shit'll kill you.
— Johnny Moscato
My father always used to say, "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger," - 'til the accident.
— Jimmy Carr
You're gonna sit down. You're gonna shut up. And by the grace of God Almighty, I ain't gonna kill you.
— Lois Greiman
Maybe curiosity did kill your cat. But it wouldn't hurt to keep an eye on the neighbor's rottweiler just the same.
— Lois Greiman
If I could go into the woods and kill a bear myself, I'd wear it proudly as a trophy.
— Nigella Lawson
I think TV remotes should have a button that allows you to kill the person on the screen.
— George Carlin
He's my father, whoever he is, so he must have had sex with my mother at least once, and I'd love to kill him for that.
— Dean Koontz
Kill first, ask questions of the corpse later
— G.A. Aiken
