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I really hate it when people want to kill me. It makes me think they don't want to be friends. - Raven from Blood of Prey
— R.J. Dennis
Hervey (Weinstein) thank you for killing whoever you had to kill to get me up here today
— Jennifer Lawrence
I know it's hard on her. If I don't tell her she'll kill me." He pauses. "That was supposed to be funny.
— Julie Anne Peters
Oh the wonders of being married. Put a gun in one hand and a woman in the other, I'm never sure who's going to kill me first.
— Michael W. Grimard
Many good people mistake their reputation for their character. It is a mistake I have made many, many times.
— John McCain
Why would I go looking for someone I know wants to kill me?
— J.K. Rowling
A leader's most important decisions are about people. Who do you put in which jobs? How long do you leave them in a job?
— Carly Fiorina
I have a rule: I prefer anyone who doesn't try to kill me to anyone who does. I'm funny that way.
— China Mieville
A classroom . People trying to stick me in classrooms was becoming as predictable and annoying as people trying to kill me, but with less-fun results.
— James Patterson
It never ceases to amaze me how many people think I kill for fun.""Don't you?"
"Well, not just for fun. — Karen Chance
Know what 'collateral damage' means?" "People get hurt because they happen to be near something that somebody needs to happen?
— William Gibson
...our family became a place where you screamed for help but no one heard, not ever.
— Marceline Loridan-Ivens
I've never wanted to kill myself over anything major. It's always the little things that do me in.
— Bill Burr
He would never comprehend what I was going through unless I told him, but he'd never look at me the same way again if I did.
— Caroline Mitchell
I wanted to work with Cate Blanchett. She is one of the five greatest movie actresses of her generation.
— Alec Baldwin
This however, wasn't an ideal world, and no matter how hard I tried to think of an answer, I had nothing.
— Jennifer Lynn Barnes
Well. Yes. Someone's trying to kill me. But you don't have to make such a big deal out of it.
— Sarah Rees Brennan
Maybe you should make me a list of people I can kill and ways in which they're allowed to die," he said. "You are not funny." "I'm very funny.
— Ilona Andrews