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If you can't play as good or as fast as me, just give up, sell your guitar on eBay and kill yourself. — John Petrucci

My problems aren't big but it doesn't necessarily take a big problem to kill me. — Ashleigh Brilliant

Mom would kill me if I showed my navel. — Brandy Norwood

I am afraid, monsieur, you will have to kill me first, and I have a prejudice against being killed before nine o'clock. — Rafael Sabatini

The man who comes to take care of my piranhas told me that if I left West Ham he would kill all my fish. — Paolo Di Canio

I really hate it when people want to kill me. It makes me think they don't want to be friends. - Raven from Blood of Prey — R.J. Dennis

Do not have any other loves before me in your heart. Do not take my name in vain. Do not kill me. Observe me, and keep me holy. — Jonathan Safran Foer

Do me a favor, Princess. The next time someone says they're going to kill you, don't just let them. -page 244 of Winter — Marissa Meyer

His last words to Robert Klopstock are 'Kill me, or you are a murderer. — Franz Kafka

He's fucking me like he wants to kill me, yet he's kissing me like he wants to love me. The — Stevie J. Cole

It wilna end wi' me, Campbell. Slay me, and you'll face my brothers and after them my Muhheconneok kin. You cannae possibly kill us all. — Pamela Clare

Kill Rock Stars allowed me to put out a real genuine rock 'n' roll record. — Ronnie Spector

Please, please don't try hurting me, my friends.
I wouldn't forgive myself If I had to kill you all. — Toba Beta

I tried to kill myself because I felt hopeless. You do this, I have hope. Okay?" "You're whoring me out. — C.D. Reiss

Kill me?' The Bloody-Nine laughed louder than ever. 'I do the killing, fool! — Joe Abercrombie

I wasn't bred to kill with my hands. I was trained to. There's a difference." "Not to me. It amounts to the same deadness. — K.F. Breene

Sato said softly, "Bottom-san, please to understand, if you call me 'motherfucker' again, I shall be forced to kill you. — Dan Simmons

What doesn't kill me better run. - Kaz — Leigh Bardugo

Why are you here? Did you come to try to kill me again?" "Oddly enough, no. I - I had a bad dream. I needed to talk to someone. — Kendare Blake

Percy: We're staying together. You're not getting away from me. Never again.
Annabeth: As long as we're together. — Rick Riordan

Children do have the potential to kill art. But now I think they kill the bad art. At least that is what my son has done for me. — Kevin Wilson

Oh no. Don't smile. You'll kill me. I stop breathing when you smile. — Tessa Dare

Sweetheart. Are you trying to kill me? — Shelly Crane

I shall be a good politician. Even if it kills me. Or if it kills anyone else, for that matter. — Mark Antony

The Marine Corps taught me how to kill, but it didn't teach me how to deal with killing. — Karl Marlantes

I'm bonded to her, Lucan. I love her. If you want to keep me out of this, you're going to have to kill me right here and now. — Lara Adrian

The men my family threw me at were strong and powerful. I could kill this boy with a teaspoon, and for some reason that made me feel comfortable. — Kay Harding

How do you do that?"
"Do what?"
"Say nothing at all for months on end, then kill me dead in three sentences? — Garrett Leigh

Why would I go looking for someone I know wants to kill me? — J.K. Rowling

You killed a tree?"
"It tried to kill me first."
"Perhaps you should tell me exactly what happened to you, Princess. — Lesley Livingston

Nobody kills me and lives to tell about it. — Nathan Bedford Forrest

If you leave me here," the guy on the floor said, "he'll kill me tomorrow morning."
Parker looked at him. "So you've still got tonight," he said. — Richard Stark

Maybe you should make me a list of people I can kill and ways in which they're allowed to die," he said. "You are not funny." "I'm very funny. — Ilona Andrews

You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to judge me. Boom. That's the whole movie. That's life. — Charlie Sheen

It actually dawned on me that I don't fight. I just kill whatever annoys me, and it's over. (Savitar) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Telling me your name wouldn't kill you.
Did you hear me tell you my name's Mitch? I'd really like to hear you use it when I'm fucking you later. — Kindle Alexander

I want to kill her." "Need me to help you find a good vein? — Jody Offen

I want to look at you as you kill me. — Curtis Jobling

I'm not insane. This is very simple, very straightforward. Provided he doesn't kill me, it's foolproof. — Josh Lanyon

Amy closed her eyes, an internal groan echoing inside her head. "Your one password is B-zero-N, J-zero-V-one? Kill me now. — Rosie Claverton

Do you want me to kill your father, Barnum? — Lars Saabye Christensen

I keep having these bros come up to me and say, "I used to watch you when I was a fetus," and I just want to kill them. — Nick Offerman

If you battle L, you picked the wrong head
I smash mics like cornbread
You can't kill me, I was born dead — Big L

I sort of feel sorry for the next man who gets me. I may just kill him with passion. He'd better be strong and have a good heart! — Kirstie Alley

They kill me because they are afraid of me; and what more can any man's heart desire? — Ethel Lilian Voynich

If you want to stop me you're going to have to came at me like your going to kill me. -Hatsuharu — Natsuki Takaya

Your smoldering might eventually kill me, Will. And the best thing is I think you have no clue that you look at women this way. — Christina Lauren

If anybody is gonna kill my creation, I'm gonna do it! ME ... and the nWo. — Vince McMahon

But my abortion politics are simple. If you can't love your child, don't have it, because it will grow up and kill me. — John Waters

First kill me before you take possession of my Fatherland. — Sitting Bull

I had weird dreams full of barnyard animals. Most of them wanted to kill me. The rest wanted food. — Rick Riordan

I wandered the earth a mercenary, daring the gods to kill me but surviving because part of me was already dead. — Barry Eisler

Keep him alive," he whispered to the sky father. "Keep him strong and healthy. Keep him alive, for me to kill. — Conn Iggulden

If I asked people to live as I live, they would kill me, — Jose Mujica

The'll have to kill me before I die
Yellowbeard — Taylor Anderson

Why, Elend! That's almost romantic - in a twisted 'I'm going to make my wife want to kill me' sort of way. — Brandon Sanderson

I have people trying to kill me. A giraffe is low on my list of disturbances. — Janet Evanovich

I'm gonna be blunt and plain, if one ever looks at me like that I'm gonna kill him and tell God he died. — Jimmy Swaggart

I can't believe you gave me twenty minutes notice to meet your family! I could kill you right now! — Jamie McGuire

Kill me if I ever look that Bad" ... "Dude, what are you saying? ... On the TV? That is you, dude. From like five years ago. — Chuck Palahniuk

I need noise and interruptions and irritation: irritation and discomfort are a great starter. The loneliness of doing it any other way would kill me. — Anita Brookner

I have a rule: I prefer anyone who doesn't try to kill me to anyone who does. I'm funny that way. — China Mieville

Tell the truth, why aren't you going to kill me?"
...
"Because she is. — Elizabeth Hunter

What doesn't kill me can only make me stronger — Kid Ink

I don't have so many friends I can afford to drop one just because he tried to kill me. — Loren D. Estleman

Do not make love to me
because I will kill you only slowly
Petra Hermans — Petra Hermans

These thoughts only scare me because I'm not afraid of them. I don't want to die. I don't want to kill myself. But I'm not afraid of it. — Josh Nealis

Jared kept flashing me smirks, no doubt fully informed of his progress on Operation Kill Tate and K.C. The — Penelope Douglas

Kill me once, shame on you. Kill me twice, shame on me. Kill my brother? Oh, it's on. And you are not going to enjoy it. — Mira Grant

You really are one of a kind. I mean, it's not every day my girlfriend offers to kill me. — Bree Despain

Damn it, woman, stop offering to kill me! — D.B. Reynolds

Come! you presence will either give me life or kill me with pleasure. — Voltaire

If you die on me, Winston Lane, I shall kill you."
His lips tilted. "Don't worry, sweeting. I live to thwart you. — Kristen Callihan

If you're going to kill yourself just do me one favor: say it was because of my act. Can you do that? I need the press. — Doug Stanhope

The doctor who diagnosed me with ALS, or motor neuron disease, told me that it would kill me in two or three years. — Stephen Hawking

You can't break something that's already broken. There's nothing left inside of me to kill. — Yolanda Olson

Come . . . come to me. . . . Let me rip you. . . . Let me tear you. . . . Let me kill you. . . . — J.K. Rowling

Sticks and stones keep breaking my bones but these words, these words will kill me. — Tahereh Mafi

Getting rewarded for being pregnant when you're a teenager? Are you serious? I mean, that makes me want to kill somebody. — Chelsea Handler

"What's the next thing that's going to kill me?" is a mantra for pilots and astronauts. — Chris Hadfield

I admit to the jealousy. If you ever allow someone else to touch you, I will kill him, Jessie. I will tear him apart. Do you understand me? — Laurann Dohner

Goddamn, you feel so good. You kill me, you know? Fucking kill me. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Yes, I thought I'd try electrocution next. Since a bomb, a fire, Vinco's knife and a brief encounter with outer space didn't kill me. — Maria V. Snyder

You believe an eye for an eye until you are put in that situation. If they kill those guys, it really doesn't mean much to me. My father is gone. — Michael Jordan

My doctor told me that I'm old, fat, and ugly, but none of those things is going to kill me immediately. — Roger Ailes

What are you? (a Daimon)
Oh please, let me give you the job description. Me, Dark-Hunter. You, Daimon. I hit, you bleed. I kill, you die. (Zarek) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

More than one of my girlfriends tried to kill me a few times. — John McAfee

In the garden I will die. In the rosebush they will kill me. — Federico Garcia Lorca

Like Scout and her father in To Kill a Mockingbird, my father would pull me onto his lap each night in our four-room apartment and read aloud. — Jim Trelease

I could keep you safe," he rasped. "They're all afraid of me. No one would hurt you again, or I'd kill them -Sandor Clegane — George R R Martin

I'm not going to kill you, Nora. I don't kill people who are important to me. And you top the list. — Becca Fitzpatrick

Jesu, but you're one hideous offence to the eye." I could tell he was going to kill me, so no point in being tactful. — Mark Lawrence

God, don't laugh!" Jamie said, alarmed. "I didna mean to make ye laugh! Christ, Jenny will kill me if ye cough up a lung and die out here! — Diana Gabaldon

As soon as the first person wrote about me, the articles became just blatant, all-out lies. I consider it slander. If I cared more, I'd kill them. — Lana Del Rey

You have your thoughts and I have mine. This is the fact and you can't change it even if you kill me. — Ba Jin

Now i begin to feel a longing so great, so sharp, i fear it will never be assuaged. i think it will mount, and mount, and make me mad, or kill me. — Sarah Waters

Shame is very painful to endure. For me it makes perfect sense that the character would kill herself. — Claude Lelouch

I'd say people respond to me on four levels and four levels only; they want to pray to me, be me, do me or kill me. — Katy Evans

He tried to turn me into a buffet?" I gritted my teeth. "Before he killed me? He couldn't kill me first and then eat me? That's just fucking rude. — Rob Thurman

You wouldnt kill me. Youd miss me! — Sophie Marceau