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California's economy is declining so rapidly that candidates are asking 'Are you better off now then you were four minutes ago?' — Craig Kilborn

President Bush said John Kerry is on both sides of every issue. And Kerry replied, 'No, I'm not ... but there is some truth to that.' — Craig Kilborn

I thought late-night was crowded ... the format's repetitive. — Craig Kilborn

John Kerry will be the Democratic nominee for president. Democrats finally found someone who is Al Gore without the flash and the sizzle. — Craig Kilborn

The election is in full-swing. Republicans have taken out round-the-clock ads promoting George Bush. Don't we already have that? It's called Fox News. — Craig Kilborn

Howard Dean is narrowing the field of potential running mates. It's down to Mike Tyson or Bobby Knight. — Craig Kilborn

Ironically, the possibility that the president dodged his military service has increased his approval ratings with Democrats by 80 percent. — Craig Kilborn

Critics say Arnold has no previous government experience, but advisers say he's clearly the most qualified Austrian, ex-Mr. Universe in the race. — Craig Kilborn

Today, John Kerry announced a fool-proof plan to wipe out the $500B deficit. John Kerry has a plan, he's going to put it on his wife's Gold Card. — Craig Kilborn

In a new poll 54 percent believed President Bush exaggerated the size of Iraq's missile threat. Hey, he's a guy. — Craig Kilborn

In Louisiana, President Bush met with over 15,000 National Guard troops. Here's the weird part, nobody remembers seeing him there. — Craig Kilborn

My brother asked me once, 'Are you a misanthrope?' And I said, 'No, I just find people irritating.' — Craig Kilborn

I think mankind is overly sensitive, very needy, greedy, and flawed. — Craig Kilborn

John Kerry was officially endorsed by Dick Gephardt, and Kerry said, 'What did I ever do to you?' — Craig Kilborn

There are 300,000 new jobs and Bush said he's confused, 'Can I take credit for good news that I didn't even make up?' — Craig Kilborn

Or as hockey player Sergei Fedorov knows it, 'The day I can legally start telling everyone I am sleeping with Anna Kournikova.' — Craig Kilborn

John Kerry will undergo surgery to repair his right shoulder. He originally hurt it when he suddenly switched positions on Iraq. — Craig Kilborn

However, frat-boy humor is funny and it always will be. — Craig Kilborn

Here in California, one candidate for governor is a 100-year-old woman. She's going door-to-door and asking one simple question - 'Do I live here?' — Craig Kilborn

I don't complain. — Craig Kilborn

I learned at an early age that using the third person will push some buttons. — Craig Kilborn

While there's no 'I' in team, there's also no 'you', okay? So back off. — Craig Kilborn

Boeing is working on an invisible fighter jet so nobody can see who's flying it. Didn't George Bush fly this in the National Guard, I believe? — Craig Kilborn

I always tell people I romanticize about doing something simple, like doing radio in northern California. — Craig Kilborn

Yesterday Jerry Springer bowed out of the Ohio Senate race. He said, 'If I can't run the most embarrassing campaign in America, then I'm out of here.' — Craig Kilborn

It's fun being creative and that's satisfying. — Craig Kilborn

I enjoyed retirement the right way ... linguine con vongole, red wine and plenty of truffle cheese. — Craig Kilborn

President Bush is not fazed by other candidates' war records. He said, I may have not fought in Vietnam, but I created one. — Craig Kilborn

I lived in a studio apartment until my mid-30s. I don't have an extravagant lifestyle. — Craig Kilborn

President Bush says in the last month he has created 300,000 new jobs. Yeah, they're called Kerry campaign workers. — Craig Kilborn

Larry Flynt, running for governor of California. His goal - change our state bird to the spread eagle. — Craig Kilborn

There was an embarrassing moment at a recent Democratic fundraiser. When John Kerry was handed a $10 million dollar check, he said, 'I do.' — Craig Kilborn

I think that you're always going to have some people who are negative or view you in a certain way. — Craig Kilborn

Comedy doesn't always have to come from a dark place. — Craig Kilborn

President Bush is trying to put a positive spin on the latest bad economic numbers. Today he declared victory in the 'War on Jobs.' — Craig Kilborn

Today Homeland Security Chief Tom Ridge lowered the terror alert from orange to yellow. Does anybody need 16 miles of duct tape? — Craig Kilborn

Clinton said he feels safe in Harlem. It's the only place in the state Hillary is scared to look for him after dark. — Craig Kilborn

You may have heard this, that NASA discovered water on Mars When he heard about the water on Mars, President Bush said, 'Is it regular or unleaded?' — Craig Kilborn

The prison scandal is really hurting President Bush's poll numbers. In fact, I hear he's already working on his concession smirk. — Craig Kilborn

If loving you is wrong, then I'll just like you a whole bunch! — Craig Kilborn

People who go into show business are screwed up. — Craig Kilborn

Lot of people wondering if John Kerry supports gay marriages. Here's a hint ... he gets $1,000 haircuts. — Craig Kilborn

A study shows breast implants can cause nausea and dizziness ... from all the free drinks. — Craig Kilborn

I don't want to scare anybody here but we just received word from police that Howard Dean is loose and may be armed with a microphone. — Craig Kilborn

I used to make fun of young people when I was 17 - the angst, the insecurities, all those tattoos. — Craig Kilborn

Of course, Jack Kilborn is better than both of us combined and mixed with a side helping of the Bronte sisters. — J.A. Konrath

Over ten thousand people have signed a petition to recall Governor Schwarzenegger. I'm sorry, that is next year's joke. — Craig Kilborn

This is so weird. I saw the new John Kerry campaign commercial and he says, 'I'm John Kerry and I approve of this message - if I have one.' — Craig Kilborn

There has been no electricity in Baghdad for a week and the people are angry. You would be angry too if you couldn't watch your brand new stolen TV. — Craig Kilborn

Tom Ridge now says we don't have to run out and put plastic sheets all over the house. Great, tell that to my dead parakeet. — Craig Kilborn

The places I've worked in the past, I always stayed three years and moved on. — Craig Kilborn

Broadcasting was something, I don't want to say it came easy, but it's something I'm comfortable doing. — Craig Kilborn

They're saying Arnold will get 95% of the vote. At least according to his brother, Jeb Schwarzenegger. — Craig Kilborn

Bryant Gumbel is thrilled about his CBS deal and can't wait to start alienating the staff of an entirely new network. — Craig Kilborn

CBS was very generous in their offer to re-sign me. But I simply want to try something new. — Craig Kilborn

I have a wonderful respect for old people. — Craig Kilborn

John Kerry announced his plan for how to handle those poor naked prisoners. His wife is going to buy them all a $1,000 Armani suit. — Craig Kilborn

I'm going to miss my best friends - my cameras. — Craig Kilborn

Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he's running for governor. He's got a great slogan - 'Vote for me, or I'll make 'Kindergarten Cop II — Craig Kilborn

George W. Bush even stopped in Pennsylvania to try his hand at the lotto and gave up when he could only think of the numbers 4 and 17 — Craig Kilborn

Did you see the statue topple? Bill Clinton got nostalgic seeing something that big in a beret go down. — Craig Kilborn

Bush said the unemployment situation is turning around. Last week alone, 5,000 people started working for John Kerry. — Craig Kilborn

I'm from the Midwest. — Craig Kilborn

Martha Stewart was convicted of four counts of lying and obstruction of justice and could serve up to 20 years in Congress. — Craig Kilborn

I don't do well around the angry, bitter and emotionally fragile among us, which may eliminate 70% of the population. — Craig Kilborn