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Kevin Hart Funny Quotes By Kevin Hart: The funny thing is, all my friends are

The funny thing is, all my friends are short. I wasn't aware of tall people till I got to high school. I didn't know they existed. I was sheltered. — Kevin Hart

Kevin Hart Funny Quotes By Kevin Hart: Females will argue with you for 30 minutes

Females will argue with you for 30 minutes then be like , I aint even gonna argue with you! — Kevin Hart

Kevin Hart Funny Quotes By Kevin Hart: I gotta stop saying "how stupid could you

I gotta stop saying "how stupid could you be?" I'm beginning to feel like people are taking as a challenge — Kevin Hart

Kevin Hart Funny Quotes By Caitlin Moran: You never hear the word "breasts" in a

You never hear the word "breasts" in a positive scenario. Breasts are bad news. — Caitlin Moran

Kevin Hart Funny Quotes By Andie MacDowell: Looking back, I realise I had to grow

Looking back, I realise I had to grow up and be responsible at a very tender age. — Andie MacDowell

Kevin Hart Funny Quotes By Kevin Hart: I want to be funny, but it has

I want to be funny, but it has to be a believable funny. — Kevin Hart

Kevin Hart Funny Quotes By Kevin Hart: Almost anything can be funny if said the

Almost anything can be funny if said the right way - but it has to be said the right way. — Kevin Hart

Kevin Hart Funny Quotes By Ramakrishna: Have love for everyone, no one is other

Have love for everyone, no one is other than you. — Ramakrishna

Kevin Hart Funny Quotes By Kevin Hart: I try to be funny and not ignorant.

I try to be funny and not ignorant. — Kevin Hart

Kevin Hart Funny Quotes By Kevin Hart: What? Okay, back up. How in the hell

What? Okay, back up. How in the hell do you 'turn up missing'? — Kevin Hart

Kevin Hart Funny Quotes By Kevin Hart: How the hell do you wake up dead?

How the hell do you wake up dead? — Kevin Hart

Kevin Hart Funny Quotes By C.S. Lewis: We live, in fact, in a world starved

We live, in fact, in a world starved for solitude, silence, and private: and therefore starved for meditation and true friendship. — C.S. Lewis

Kevin Hart Funny Quotes By Michael Crichton: The rules of grammar exist in large part

The rules of grammar exist in large part to permit readers and writers to operate from a shared set of expectations. — Michael Crichton

Kevin Hart Funny Quotes By Kevin Hart: I don't write material. Funny things happen to

I don't write material. Funny things happen to me in the course of a day, and I just make notes. — Kevin Hart

Kevin Hart Funny Quotes By Bangambiki Habyarimana: The optimist is a pessimist with a plan

The optimist is a pessimist with a plan — Bangambiki Habyarimana

Kevin Hart Funny Quotes By Gilles Deleuze: Paradox is the pathos or the passion of

Paradox is the pathos or the passion of philosophy. — Gilles Deleuze

Kevin Hart Funny Quotes By Confucius: What the great learning teaches, is to illustrate

What the great learning teaches, is to illustrate illustrious virtue; to renovate the people; and to rest in the highest excellence. — Confucius

Kevin Hart Funny Quotes By Diana Gabaldon: lie first wi' you was as generous

lie first wi' you was as generous — Diana Gabaldon

Kevin Hart Funny Quotes By Kevin Hart: My baby is weird man ... when he

My baby is weird man ... when he get mad, he gets in the oven. — Kevin Hart

Kevin Hart Funny Quotes By George Duke: I mean this record does not sound like

I mean this record does not sound like somebody's maiden voyage. — George Duke