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We need to have lectures about why we can't have every day things like mayonnaise, ketchup and coke. — Paolo Di Canio

Americans will eat garbage provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup. — Henry James

She is officiating the marriage of two bottles of ketchup; overturning one and balancing it on the mouth of the other so it can empty its shit. The — Marie-Helene Bertino

I'm a tomato freak, but sometimes you have to get it in ketchup form for people to be able to open to tomatoes. — Tori Amos

A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doesn't hurt anybody. — Louis C.K.

And, incidentally, tomato ketchup is not a vegetable." Sybil added. "Not even the dried stuff around the top of the bottle. — Terry Pratchett

It is time to embrace and celebrate ketchup, not be ashamed of it. — Jose Andres

Sharks are so stupid. They swam right up to the boat, and they couldn't even tell that I was chumming the water with ketchup, rather than blood. — Jarod Kintz

Everyone else in the world still thinks of American food as ketchup. — Jose Andres

You might be a redneck if ... Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup. — Jeff Foxworthy

I can fry hollandaise, I can fry ketchup, I can fry mustard. — Wylie Dufresne

In eighteenth-century England, anchovy sauce became known as ketchup, katchup, or catsup. — Mark Kurlansky

I had a job at this French restaurant, and I hated it. I don't like serving; I don't like getting people ketchup. — Chris Pine

That's an answer in the same way that ketchup can be hair gel. — Brandon Sanderson

You're the ketchup to my fries."

"Here we say tomato sauce and chips."

"Doesn't have quite the same ring. — Lia Riley

A month before the season I stop putting ketchup on my french fries. — Mario Lemieux

If there's anything I like better than honey and ketchup, it's baloney and whipped cream
and we haven't got any! — Moe Howard

As a chef and as a father, I am very upset by what's on the menu at most schools: chicken nuggets and tater tots and ketchup and pizza. — Jose Andres

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. — Darynda Jones

Keep favorite condiments on hand, such as ketchup, mayonnaise, mustard, Worcestershire sauce, vinegar and salsa. — Betty Crocker

In theater, blood is ketchup; in performance, everything's real. — Marina Abramovic

The word 'racism' is like ketchup. It can be put on practically anything - and demanding evidence makes you a 'racist.' — Thomas Sowell

Divination is the ketchup of shamanism. — S. Kelley Harrell

David Nelson says that one of the staples of his diet during this era was ketchup sandwiches — Blair Jackson

I mix mayonnaise, ketchup and brandy and a little bit of mustard. This is a heck of a good sauce for seafood. — Jose Andres

Meddle not in the affairs of Dragons. For thou art crunchy and go well with Ketchup. — Unknown

Ketchup
I'm hot, dog
Frankfurters, you're Nathan
But relish hatin' — Azealia Banks

Shake and shake the catsup bottle. None will come, and then a lot'll. — Richard Armour

You know, you really can't beat a household commodity - the ketchup bottle on the kitchen table. — Adlai E. Stevenson

Be kind to dragons, for thou art crunchy when toasted and taste good with ketchup. (Sebastian) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Well, got any relish?" "No, ma'am." "Tomato ketchup?" "No, ma'am." "And they call this a gormay paradise, — Terry Pratchett

I wonder if Luke would take a hit of tomato ketchup for me. I might ask him later. Just casually. — Sophie Kinsella

Right. Because if you have trouble putting ketchup and mustard on a hot dog, you should totally move on to saving lives. — Huntley Fitzpatrick

Ketchup is great on hamburgers, but if some gets on your shirt, that does not make your shirt also a hamburger. — Bill Engvall

Blood is thicker than water, as people say. (But then again so is ketchup.) — Alex Shearer

I still eat a burger at a counter with ketchup dripping down my face. — Scarlett Johansson

My thoughts seem thick, ketchup stuck in a bottle. Like trying to feel someone's face while wearing goosedown mittens. — Augusten Burroughs

If I was Simon Cowell for a day, I'd buy a bouncy castle, and jump on it. Then ... pour ketchup on myself! — Liam Payne

Nobody, I mean nobody, puts ketchup on a hot dog. — Clint Eastwood

He had just been palatable, like ketchup. Ketchup had its merits. But no one would ever fill a bowl with that stuff. — Bella Forrest

The quirky flavourings of the idiosyncratic ideologue ultimately drowned in the ketchup of redheaded twins and nipples that go spung. — Hal Duncan

Blood? Lava? Evil ketchup? — Rick Riordan

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste. — Wes Smith

Far, far below, red liquid bubbled. Blood? Lava? Evil ketchup? None of the posibilities were good. — Rick Riordan

Call me tacky, but I love the union of sweet and sour, even in some now-unloved Oriental dishes incorporating pineapple and ketchup. — Yotam Ottolenghi

There's always anxiety when you start a new job, you're the one guy who doesn't know where the ketchup is. — Jon Stewart

I sleep so much better at night, knowing that America is protected from thin pickles and fast ketchup. — Orrin Hatch

Do not play in the games of dragons for thou art crunchy and good with ketchup. — Lisa Beth Darling

I would have loved to buy a hot dog from her, just to watch her squeezing the ketchup and mustard from the plastic bottles over the sausage, — Karl Ove Knausgard

If I had a hotdog in my hand, he would've had tomato ketchup on his face. — David Haye