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Ken Dodd Quotes By Emily Jackson: You can be anything you want to be,

You can be anything you want to be, do anything you want to do and don't let anyone tell you, you can't. — Emily Jackson

Ken Dodd Quotes By Ken Dodd: I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe

I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside. — Ken Dodd

Ken Dodd Quotes By Elizabeth Keckley: When I heard the words, I felt as

When I heard the words, I felt as if the blood had been frozen in my veins, and that my lungs must collapse for the want of air. Mr. Lincoln shot! — Elizabeth Keckley

Ken Dodd Quotes By Assem Allam: No one on earth is allowed to question

No one on earth is allowed to question my business decisions, — Assem Allam

Ken Dodd Quotes By Edna St. Vincent Millay: The PrisonerAll right,Go ahead!What's in a name?I guess

The Prisoner
All right,
Go ahead!
What's in a name?
I guess I'll be locked into
As much as I'm locked out of! — Edna St. Vincent Millay

Ken Dodd Quotes By Ken Dodd: Men's legs have a terribly lonely life -

Men's legs have a terribly lonely life - standing in the dark in your trousers all day. — Ken Dodd

Ken Dodd Quotes By Salma Hayek: I have a ranch, which is my favorite

I have a ranch, which is my favorite place in the world. — Salma Hayek

Ken Dodd Quotes By Sierra Rose: You can't put a Band-Aid on open-heart surgery.

You can't put a Band-Aid on open-heart surgery. — Sierra Rose

Ken Dodd Quotes By Astrid 'Artistikem' Cruz: I don't write crime fiction. I write romances

I don't write crime fiction. I write romances between fucked up people that happen to be active criminals. — Astrid 'Artistikem' Cruz

Ken Dodd Quotes By Ken Dodd: My teeth are all my own. I've just

My teeth are all my own. I've just finished paying for them. — Ken Dodd

Ken Dodd Quotes By Greta Garbo: Why haven't I got a husband and children?"

Why haven't I got a husband and children?" mused Greta Garbo to the Dutchess of Windsor, "I never met a man I could marry. — Greta Garbo

Ken Dodd Quotes By Ken Dodd: Did you know that a laugh is something

Did you know that a laugh is something that comes out of a hole in your face? Anywhere else and you're in dead trouble! — Ken Dodd

Ken Dodd Quotes By Ken Dodd: Television is like a great monster, eating your

Television is like a great monster, eating your gags as fast as you say them. — Ken Dodd

Ken Dodd Quotes By Frank O'Hara: Kerouac: You're ruining American poetry, O'Hara.O'Hara: That's more

Kerouac: You're ruining American poetry, O'Hara.
O'Hara: That's more than you ever did for it, Kerouac — Frank O'Hara

Ken Dodd Quotes By Paulo Coelho: Did she really know what it meant to

Did she really know what it meant to have an orgasm? Or had she only gone as far as men had wanted to take her? — Paulo Coelho

Ken Dodd Quotes By Ken Dodd: My act is very educational. I heard a

My act is very educational. I heard a man leaving the other night saying, 'Well that taught me a lesson.' — Ken Dodd

Ken Dodd Quotes By Ken Dodd: If I get a hard audience they are

If I get a hard audience they are not going to get away until they laugh. Those seven laughs a minute - I've got to have them. — Ken Dodd

Ken Dodd Quotes By Nick Offerman: I think that purity creates not only a

I think that purity creates not only a higher level of artistic vision but a purer work ethic. — Nick Offerman

Ken Dodd Quotes By Ken Dodd: I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law for eighteen

I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law for eighteen months-I don't like to interrupt her. — Ken Dodd

Ken Dodd Quotes By Harry Wayne Casey: The best part really is once I'm up

The best part really is once I'm up on the stage. — Harry Wayne Casey

Ken Dodd Quotes By Debasish Mridha: Education is a chemical reaction between knowledge and

Education is a chemical reaction between knowledge and the mind; the byproducts are new thoughts, new ideas, new perceptions, and new feelings. — Debasish Mridha

Ken Dodd Quotes By Grimes: It's really hard to be on stage and

It's really hard to be on stage and packing your gear when people who just saw you play are in the room, because they all just want to talk to you. — Grimes

Ken Dodd Quotes By Ken Dodd: Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children,

Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. — Ken Dodd

Ken Dodd Quotes By Ken Dodd: I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad,

I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it. — Ken Dodd

Ken Dodd Quotes By Ken Dodd: The trouble with Freud is that he never

The trouble with Freud is that he never played the Glasgow Empire Saturday night. — Ken Dodd