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You can be anything you want to be, do anything you want to do and don't let anyone tell you, you can't. — Emily Jackson

I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside. — Ken Dodd

When I heard the words, I felt as if the blood had been frozen in my veins, and that my lungs must collapse for the want of air. Mr. Lincoln shot! — Elizabeth Keckley

No one on earth is allowed to question my business decisions, — Assem Allam

The Prisoner
All right,
Go ahead!
What's in a name?
I guess I'll be locked into
As much as I'm locked out of! — Edna St. Vincent Millay

Men's legs have a terribly lonely life - standing in the dark in your trousers all day. — Ken Dodd

I have a ranch, which is my favorite place in the world. — Salma Hayek

You can't put a Band-Aid on open-heart surgery. — Sierra Rose

I don't write crime fiction. I write romances between fucked up people that happen to be active criminals. — Astrid 'Artistikem' Cruz

My teeth are all my own. I've just finished paying for them. — Ken Dodd

Why haven't I got a husband and children?" mused Greta Garbo to the Dutchess of Windsor, "I never met a man I could marry. — Greta Garbo

Did you know that a laugh is something that comes out of a hole in your face? Anywhere else and you're in dead trouble! — Ken Dodd

Television is like a great monster, eating your gags as fast as you say them. — Ken Dodd

Kerouac: You're ruining American poetry, O'Hara.
O'Hara: That's more than you ever did for it, Kerouac — Frank O'Hara

Did she really know what it meant to have an orgasm? Or had she only gone as far as men had wanted to take her? — Paulo Coelho

My act is very educational. I heard a man leaving the other night saying, 'Well that taught me a lesson.' — Ken Dodd

If I get a hard audience they are not going to get away until they laugh. Those seven laughs a minute - I've got to have them. — Ken Dodd

I think that purity creates not only a higher level of artistic vision but a purer work ethic. — Nick Offerman

I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law for eighteen months-I don't like to interrupt her. — Ken Dodd

The best part really is once I'm up on the stage. — Harry Wayne Casey

Education is a chemical reaction between knowledge and the mind; the byproducts are new thoughts, new ideas, new perceptions, and new feelings. — Debasish Mridha

It's really hard to be on stage and packing your gear when people who just saw you play are in the room, because they all just want to talk to you. — Grimes

Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. — Ken Dodd

I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it. — Ken Dodd

The trouble with Freud is that he never played the Glasgow Empire Saturday night. — Ken Dodd