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Los Angeles survives on that which is unpredictable. The unexpected courses through its very veins. — Ellie Kemper

I guess it's easier to think badly and then be pleasantly surprised. — Ellie Kemper

One nice thing that I have discovered about Los Angeles is the enthusiasm with which people dress. — Ellie Kemper

I think weather affects my mood a lot more than I thought, and I like to be in bad moods sometimes. — Ellie Kemper

I had thought of annihilating the entire block that I lived on. — Edmund Kemper

To murder freedom ... well, that's to murder my time. And no one should have the right to kill anyone else's time. — Cassandra Kemper

I'm a threat to anything that hurts Wonderland, including indifference. — Cassandra Kemper

Change happens a lot more than you acknowledge ... — Cassandra Kemper

The Foundation of Freedom is Unity — Oliver Kemper

I'm a sixteen-year-old unlicensed,
inexperienced driver with a reanimated corpse blocking my
view. Crazy is the only way I can drive. — Alison Kemper

You can take that needle out of my leg now. I'd like to pull up my pants. — Alison Kemper

If there is no case to take care of, then you will take care to create a case to take care of. Otherwise your system becomes useless. — Oliver Kemper

I ended up majoring in English, which I'm not particularly fluent in. — Ellie Kemper

I do love irony. It's so ... complicated and coincidental. — Cassandra Kemper

New York is like the weirdest city in the United States, in a great way, and Los Angeles is probably more similar to most of America. — Ellie Kemper

I think I get certain pleasure from writing what I'm performing. — Ellie Kemper

I loved 'Freaks and Geeks.' I don't know a better show. — Ellie Kemper

S'up?" he asks. My voice rattles when I answer. "N-not much. You know, reanimated corpses chasing me on a cruise ship. Same old. — Alison Kemper

I just wanted to see how it felt to shoot Grandma. — Edmund Kemper

What's the point of doing what you're told if you have no choice in the matter? — Cassandra Kemper

The first good-looking girl I see tonight is going to die. — Edmund Kemper

I can't do impressions. — Ellie Kemper

Most New Yorkers want to look amazing, and they want you to understand that they look amazing, but they also want you to stop staring at them. — Ellie Kemper

When I laugh hard, sometimes I wet my pants, but I'm always relieved because that means I'm having a good time. — Ellie Kemper

SOMETIMES, THINGS DIDN'T NEED TO BE BIGGER, THEY ONLY NEED TO BECOME BETTER. — Oliver Kemper

If I can face a street full of rabid zombies, I can tell a boy I like him. Right? — Alison Kemper

I want to be a morning-talk-show host. I love Kelly Ripa's job. She gets to live in New York and has this amazing job hosting a talk show. — Ellie Kemper

Maybe this was, in fact, the very definition of intimacy: acting with another person the way you did when you were alone. — Kemper Donovan

If they ever turn, let them chase me for a while. It's always been a
fantasy of mine to be chased by zombie cheerleaders. — Alison Kemper

With a girl, there's a lot left in the girl's body without a head. Of course, the personality is gone. — Edmund Kemper

Improv is mostly what I've studied. — Ellie Kemper

That's it. New rule: no more flirting during the zombie apocalypse — Alison Kemper

Thank you, Deke. You are very good to me." "I know," he smirks. "Can I get back in your bed now? — Alison Kemper

In Los Angeles, people dress with the deep and earnest hope that people will do nothing but stare at them. — Ellie Kemper

I certainly wanted for my mother a nice, quiet easy death like everyone else wants. — Edmund Kemper

If you're going to plan a wedding, then a certain amount of suffering is not a choice. — Ellie Kemper