Keith Waterhouse Quotes
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I cannot bring myself to vote for a woman who has been voice-trained to speak to me as though my dog has just died.
— Keith Waterhouse
Many new technologies come with a promise to change the world, but the world refuses to cooperate.
— Henry Petroski
A sound soul dwells within a sound mind and a sound body.
— Atsushi Ohkubo
What is urgent will always take precedence over what is important.
— Edward De Bono
Never look to politicians to solve your problems, they will only create new ones.
— Keith Waterhouse
Should not the Society of Indexers be know as Indexers, Society of, The?
— Keith Waterhouse
But you couldn't change the past; you could only alter the way you dealt with it in the present.
— Mandasue Heller
Lying in bed, I abandoned the facts again and was back in Ambrosia.
— Keith Waterhouse
You can build up expectations for a song before you record it, and then it's like nothing's good enough in the studio.
— Andrew Bird
Ninety-five percent of all statistics, including this one, are bogus.
— Keith Waterhouse
I turn over a new leaf every day. But the blots show through.
— Keith Waterhouse
A consultation process is what some authority sets in motion preparatory to doing what it intended all along.
— Keith Waterhouse
The longer an event is anticipated-a milestone birthday, an eclipse, a new millennium-the more likely it is to be an anti-climax.
— Keith Waterhouse
Trying to keep up with current slang sucks.
— Keith Waterhouse
The 50s face was angry, the 60s face was well-fed, the 70s face was foxy. Perhaps it was the right expression: there was a lot to be wary about.
— Keith Waterhouse
Try to make others happy, and don't despair over all the evil in the world. Instead of cursing the dark, let us each light one small lamp.
— Mata Amritanandamayi
Great victories are always preceded by great tests.
— Matshona Dhliwayo