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I have no limits, no filter, no class, no poise. No decorum. Just fun. — Kathy Griffin

My act is based on my life. — Kathy Griffin

My fear of camping: I'm convinced bugs will crawl up my vagina and lay eggs. Isn't everyone? — Kathy Griffin

Life is adventure. Travel is adventure at a different address. — Kathy Griffin

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming. — Kathy Griffin

It was sweaty Whitney (Houston) in Central Park. She knew that park pretty well. Every bush! — Kathy Griffin

Have I gone too far? — Kathy Griffin

My act has always reflected what's going on in my life. — Kathy Griffin

I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated R. — Kathy Griffin

I love Kathy Griffin, I think she's brilliant, but for me, there is a line when I go OK, that's too much. — Julie Brown

But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people. — Kathy Griffin

That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it. — Kathy Griffin

I'll be honest, there's a part of me that does think I'm held to a different standard than my contemporaries and peers, and it's a little frustrating. — Kathy Griffin

To give up my job as a temp and actually make a living doing comedy, it was staggering. — Kathy Griffin

I have what I call A-list moments, but believe me, I'm still on the D-list. — Kathy Griffin

I'm a big fan of Katt Williams, Jim Gaffigan, Louie CK, Margaret Cho, Kathy Griffin, Rich Vas, Joey Vega and Matt Claybrooks. — Chris Rock

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging. — Kathy Griffin

No one teaches you how to do this. How do you let go of someone who you love so much? — Kathy Griffin

My friend Anderson Cooper is the scion of one of America's great shipping and railroad families, the Vanderbilts. — Kathy Griffin

The thing that bums me out about 'The Real World' is I don't want to believe that teenagers are that stupid. — Kathy Griffin

I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown. — Kathy Griffin

I also don't have a desire to be on the A-list. I feel more people can relate to the D-list than the A-list. — Kathy Griffin

I did feel very sexy and desirable. Those prisoners looked at me like no man ever did. I don't care how many people they killed. — Kathy Griffin

At St. Bernardine's the nuns never liked me. Especially Sister Mary Bitch-and-a-Half. I think that was her biblical name. — Kathy Griffin

I'm saying that she (Whitney Houston) looks great for a singer ... the way Courtney Love is a singer. — Kathy Griffin

I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV. — Kathy Griffin

If there is a gay army, I am their warrior princess. — Kathy Griffin

My mother's father was just called "The Governor," or "Himself." Which, if you have sixteen kids, probably isn't as crazy as it sounds. — Kathy Griffin

It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a month. — Kathy Griffin

If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night. — Kathy Griffin

I love to work. I love doing standup. — Kathy Griffin

I have a no-apology policy. — Kathy Griffin

I have to tell you, though, the sexism in late night talk is so profound. — Kathy Griffin

I'm basically always on tour. — Kathy Griffin

I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard. — Kathy Griffin

Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice. — Kathy Griffin

When I see you, I smile. When I touch you, I feel you. When I kiss you, I love you! — Kathy Griffin

I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great. — Kathy Griffin

Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand. — Kathy Griffin

I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography. — Kathy Griffin

I'm a female in comedy, so of course I want there to be more women on 'SNL', and women of color. — Kathy Griffin

So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits. — Kathy Griffin

I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time. — Kathy Griffin

Always and Forever is a Grandmothers love — Kathy Griffin

I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly. — Kathy Griffin

I'm not an artist. I tell inappropriate stories and jokes and I try to make people laugh. — Kathy Griffin

I am in love with Larry David. — Kathy Griffin

When I'm going to see a comedian, I don't want to see them hold back, and when I'm reading a book, I don't want to hear an abridged version. — Kathy Griffin

Remember, folks, I am a comedian, not a journalist. — Kathy Griffin

I was raised right - I talk about people behind their backs. It's called manners. — Kathy Griffin

That's life when you're on the D-list. — Kathy Griffin

I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly. — Kathy Griffin

The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are. — Kathy Griffin

No, I love Montreal ... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me ... I love the food there. — Kathy Griffin

I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men. — Kathy Griffin

A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor. — Kathy Griffin

I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable. — Kathy Griffin

So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it. — Kathy Griffin

Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true. — Kathy Griffin

I actually have to pick and chose stuff that I know I'm going to bomb at. — Kathy Griffin