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Your baby is crying, says the driver to Taiwo, the Ghanian way of saying your cell phone is ringing.
— Taiye Selasi
Nothing makes you think you might need years of therapy like saying the word breasts in front of your mother.
— Katie McGarry
I had no idea what they were saying in Italian as a child, they spoke too quickly on the radio. But I realized that language was very funny.
— Dominic Chianese
I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, 'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer.
— David Sedaris
Well, you know that old saying, "Keep your friends close and make out with your enemies.
— Shae Ross
My silence was reward for you saying something intelligent. I'm a firm believer in positive reinforcement.
— Sam Argent
I'm just saying stupid, funny things when I'm hanging out on the TV show. When I'm making music I'm in a completely different zone.
— Chanel West Coast
In this city, we've got a saying: once is coincidence, twice is a booking offense!-Judge Dredd — John Wagner
Six minutes isn't sex," I hear him saying as my eyes crash shut. "Six
minutes is a boiled egg. — Sophie Kinsella
I love you because you loved me first. Yet you love me, saying I loved you first. Funny, our love thrives believing the other person started it.
— Richelle E. Goodrich
If you want to know what the camel stole from your kitchen yesterday, then you shouldn;t slit open its stomach. You should stare into its arsehole.
— Jussi Adler-Olsen
I once punched a bloke in the face for saying 'Hawk the Slayer' was rubbish, when what I should have said 'Dad, you're wrong.'
— Bill Bailey
I have trouble saying hu ... hu ... husband.
— Rosanna Arquette
Wendy, Wendy, when you are sleeping in your silly bed you might be flying about with me saying funny things to the stars.
— J.M. Barrie
Saying women aren't funny is now like saying Asians can't drive or saying black people have bad credit. It's just really, like, so obsolete.
— Whitney Cummings
I didn't go to college at all, any college, and I'm not saying you wasted your time or money, but look at me, I'm a huge celebrity.
— Ellen DeGeneres
Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny
— Stanley Victor Paskavich
There's a saying, isn't there, that when you've had a near death experience, all you want to do is have sex?
— Kirsty Greenwood
I think my way of being "funny" is just saying things that people think but have learned not to say, whereas, I haven't learned not to say them.
— Victoria Chang
The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back." Mrs. Cohen answered, "So did my arthritis!"
— Henny Youngman
There was a lot more to magic, as Harry quickly found out, than waving your wand and saying a few funny words.
— J.K. Rowling
Not every single way of saying the right thing is right.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
I didn't just come in on a load of turnips!
— Phillip C. McGraw
I should like to knock their silly heads together. What is the sense of laughing all the time? They are not saying anything funny.
— Agatha Christie
I will take all my rights! Can you deliver them to my house?
— Ljupka Cvetanova
I could always get by on a fake ID, calm face, and a smile. My sister could look guilty saying her prayers.
— Huntley Fitzpatrick
Oh, god ... " I whimper. "I haven't done anything yet, baby," Colton growls. "I know," I pant. "I was just saying your name.
— Jasinda Wilder
I get a kick out of people saying I was funny.
— Dick Cavett
All those people who go around saying Life begins at forty, they're notable by their absence. The nerve.
— Steve Coogan
I think therefore I am not sure.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
