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I was told I had a two per cent chance of getting pregnant, so I say she's a two per cent baby.
— Nicole Kidman
We need people, Juliet, to show us our selfishness, to extract the ugliness that reveals itself in our hearts.
— Rene Gutteridge
Successful people don't make the right decisions 100% of the time: they make more decisions to increase their chances of making the right decision
— Steven Aitchison
I just remember all those days in the unemployment line, stressed out over when my next job was coming.
— Constance Marie
The most common source of mistakes in management decisions is the emphasis on finding the right answer rather than the right question.
— Peter Drucker
Have you had your first baby yet? I might have one myself, once they find a way for the man to carry it around the first nine months.
— Joe Haldeman
Every reform means awakening. Once truly awakened, the nation will not be satisfied with reform only in one department of life.
— Mahatma Gandhi
And just as it is with all proper grannies, she ordered me into my pink bunny jammies.
— Berkeley Breathed
Please come back to me, Alex. Please. I love you too much to lose you.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
My cousin had a baby and I was watching her breastfeed for a couple of bucks, and I'll tell you ladies: it's amazing.
— Dave Attell
After a while you learn that everything stops.
— Bret Easton Ellis
I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle baby.
— Henny Youngman
Your journey has shaped you, made you both kind and great.
— Rick Riordan
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
— Garrison Keillor
When a good change is flowing towards you, don't stand like the river stones before it!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan