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And if this was Tate then I definitely wanted to get laid by him. Definitely. — Kristen Ashley

Screw reality. It don't feed my dog. It don't make my Porsche payments. It don't get me laid. Bullshit does that ... and I like it that way. (Leo) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

I'll never get laid trying to keep you safe. You're a train wreck on steroids. — Karen Marie Moning

Aspire to be the man you pretend to be when you're trying to get laid. — Joe Rogan

One of us needs to get laid."
"Just one of us?"
"What are the odds of both of us getting laid? — Tucker Max

The best thing about being famous is that it makes it easier to get laid. — Allen Ginsberg

These days most women have jobs that last way too long. A lot of people in New York barely have time to get laid. — Nora Ephron

If I don't get laid, I'll sure die trying. — Rod Stewart

There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid. — Denis Leary

Some people wanted to get rich or famous, but my friends and I wanted to get real. We wanted to get deep. (Also, I suppose, we wanted to get laid.) — Anne Lamott

Small world, huh?"
She grinned lewdly. "Not particularly. I'd say you've just run out of material. — Armistead Maupin

Except the shit you can't control. Like being physically overpowered. And your reaction every time I touched you. You want my advice? Get laid. — Mina Carter

Who do you have to sleep with to get laid in this town? — Sloane Crosley

He didn't want to have to be the Gay Best Friend providing life lessons for liberal straight people. He just wanted to get laid. — FayJay

I think I might get laid more ... by my dad. — Tom DeLonge

He needed no foreplay for the interview, and I was grateful. It's like sweet-talking your date when you both know you're about to get laid. — Gillian Flynn

It's just much easier with dogs. You don't get laid; but you also don't get the feeling you're hurting their feelings all the time. — David Lipsky

What?" she asked.
"You're beautiful."
She rolled her eyes. "Flattery will get you laid."
"I sure hope so. — J. Lynn

We don't like mystery. You like mystery, 'cause it's not a mystery to you; you know when you're gonna get laid. — Bill Maher

I only got into comedy to get laid — Jack Whitehall

But by God, if I don't get laid tonight, my cooter will go nuclear and wipe out a city block. — Kendall Grey

The best laid plans may not get you laid the way you planned. — Susan Block

Get off of my shoulders. The foundation has been laid, now its time for you to build on it and get to work. — Amelia Boynton Robinson

What she did was harmless. What you did, man, was begging to get laid. — Piper Shelly

Y'ever notice how you never seem to get laid on Thanksgiving? I think it's because all the coats are on the bed. — George Carlin

Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent. — Kevin Bacon

It's easy to get laid when you're rich and famous. When you're broke and unknown, it takes skill. — Kevin Bacon

it's been laid on my heart and I want to help others get away from abusive spouses. — Carolyn Brown

Are we gonna just make movies about trying to get laid over and over again or focus on something that's more relevant? — Seth Rogen

I'm not trying to bag you. I just wanna hang out."
"Bag me? How do you ever get laid talking like that? — Jamie McGuire

It was one thing to get laid out by Archer in Defense, but being attacked out of nowhere by my great-grandmother was just embarrassing. — Rachel Hawkins

I don't know what's better: getting laid or getting paid.
I just know when I'm getting one, the other's getting away. — Kanye West

Pickup's washed and you just got paid, with any luck at all you might even get laid. — Jimmy Buffett

Most people get into bands for three very simple rock and roll reasons: to get laid, to get fame, and to get rich. — Bob Geldof

On My Trip to Europe I know you think you're going to get all kinds of laid. It's not a magic place, it's the same as here. Don't be stupid. — Justin Halpern

If he hadn't seen a woman half naked before, then he seriously needed to get laid. — Mina Carter

I'm like a big old hen. I can't cluck too long about the egg I've just laid because I've got 5 more inside me pushing to get out. — Louis L'Amour

If only world leaders would get laid well and regularly, the world's problems might disappear. — Jennifer Niven

I used to believe in the system that I was born into: aspire, acquire, consume, get famous and glamorous, get high and mighty, get paid and laid. — Russell Brand

Don't you get it Cat? You're the key. I knew it the day I laid eyes on you. — Amanda Bouchet

I don't think I ever believed in love, not really. Just though it was something James Bond made up, a long time ago, to get laid. — Maggie Stiefvater

Don't go to the protest. Go out and get laid. Unless you're going to the protest to get laid. — David Burr Gerrard

I think I get laid less now than I used to, because I'm way more paranoid now. — Gerard Butler

The sexual revolution transformed the American West: Now even cowboys can get laid. — Edward Abbey

Thanks, but I don't drink," she said as she ignored his arm and breezed past him. "I'm just here to get laid. — Laurell K. Hamilton

If Harry Potter's so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldnt need a broomstick to cling onto. — Frankie Boyle

If you ever want to get laid again, you'll promise me." Andy felt himself tear up. "Okay. — J.A. Konrath

Poetry is much more important than the truth, and, if you don't believe that, try using the two methods to get laid. — Mark Forsyth

Intellect is eighty percent of the mind trying to get the body laid. — Elliot Mabeuse

Let's make a deal: You figure out what the labyrinth is and how to get out of it, and i'll get you laid. -Alaska Young — John Green

That's easy. Any man who cannae keep his balls oot o' the water needs tae get laid. Come on, let's find my sister. — Steve Alten

It goes without saying that a great majority of men are sex addicts, or would be if they could manage to get laid. — Drew Nellins Smith

I wrote you this poem because i was afraid/ To come out and tell you i want to get laid. — Jake Wizner

I sacrifice so much of my life, can I at least get laid? — Mike Tyson