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Just Get Laid Quotes By Kristen Ashley: And if this was Tate then I definitely

And if this was Tate then I definitely wanted to get laid by him. Definitely. — Kristen Ashley

Just Get Laid Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: Screw reality. It don't feed my dog. It

Screw reality. It don't feed my dog. It don't make my Porsche payments. It don't get me laid. Bullshit does that ... and I like it that way. (Leo) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Just Get Laid Quotes By Karen Marie Moning: I'll never get laid trying to keep you

I'll never get laid trying to keep you safe. You're a train wreck on steroids. — Karen Marie Moning

Just Get Laid Quotes By Joe Rogan: Aspire to be the man you pretend to

Aspire to be the man you pretend to be when you're trying to get laid. — Joe Rogan

Just Get Laid Quotes By Tucker Max: One of us needs to get laid.""Just one

One of us needs to get laid."
"Just one of us?"
"What are the odds of both of us getting laid? — Tucker Max

Just Get Laid Quotes By Allen Ginsberg: The best thing about being famous is that

The best thing about being famous is that it makes it easier to get laid. — Allen Ginsberg

Just Get Laid Quotes By Nora Ephron: These days most women have jobs that last

These days most women have jobs that last way too long. A lot of people in New York barely have time to get laid. — Nora Ephron

Just Get Laid Quotes By Rod Stewart: If I don't get laid, I'll sure die

If I don't get laid, I'll sure die trying. — Rod Stewart

Just Get Laid Quotes By Denis Leary: There we were in the middle of a

There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid. — Denis Leary

Just Get Laid Quotes By Anne Lamott: Some people wanted to get rich or famous,

Some people wanted to get rich or famous, but my friends and I wanted to get real. We wanted to get deep. (Also, I suppose, we wanted to get laid.) — Anne Lamott

Just Get Laid Quotes By Armistead Maupin: Small world, huh?"She grinned lewdly. "Not particularly. I'd

Small world, huh?"
She grinned lewdly. "Not particularly. I'd say you've just run out of material. — Armistead Maupin

Just Get Laid Quotes By Mina Carter: Except the shit you can't control. Like being

Except the shit you can't control. Like being physically overpowered. And your reaction every time I touched you. You want my advice? Get laid. — Mina Carter

Just Get Laid Quotes By Sloane Crosley: Who do you have to sleep with to

Who do you have to sleep with to get laid in this town? — Sloane Crosley

Just Get Laid Quotes By FayJay: He didn't want to have to be the

He didn't want to have to be the Gay Best Friend providing life lessons for liberal straight people. He just wanted to get laid. — FayJay

Just Get Laid Quotes By Tom DeLonge: I think I might get laid more ...

I think I might get laid more ... by my dad. — Tom DeLonge

Just Get Laid Quotes By Gillian Flynn: He needed no foreplay for the interview, and

He needed no foreplay for the interview, and I was grateful. It's like sweet-talking your date when you both know you're about to get laid. — Gillian Flynn

Just Get Laid Quotes By David Lipsky: It's just much easier with dogs. You don't

It's just much easier with dogs. You don't get laid; but you also don't get the feeling you're hurting their feelings all the time. — David Lipsky

Just Get Laid Quotes By J. Lynn: What?" she asked."You're beautiful."She rolled her eyes. "Flattery

What?" she asked.
"You're beautiful."
She rolled her eyes. "Flattery will get you laid."
"I sure hope so. — J. Lynn

Just Get Laid Quotes By Bill Maher: We don't like mystery. You like mystery, 'cause

We don't like mystery. You like mystery, 'cause it's not a mystery to you; you know when you're gonna get laid. — Bill Maher

Just Get Laid Quotes By Jack Whitehall: I only got into comedy to get laid

I only got into comedy to get laid — Jack Whitehall

Just Get Laid Quotes By Kendall Grey: But by God, if I don't get laid

But by God, if I don't get laid tonight, my cooter will go nuclear and wipe out a city block. — Kendall Grey

Just Get Laid Quotes By Susan Block: The best laid plans may not get you

The best laid plans may not get you laid the way you planned. — Susan Block

Just Get Laid Quotes By Amelia Boynton Robinson: Get off of my shoulders. The foundation has

Get off of my shoulders. The foundation has been laid, now its time for you to build on it and get to work. — Amelia Boynton Robinson

Just Get Laid Quotes By Piper Shelly: What she did was harmless. What you did,

What she did was harmless. What you did, man, was begging to get laid. — Piper Shelly

Just Get Laid Quotes By George Carlin: Y'ever notice how you never seem to get

Y'ever notice how you never seem to get laid on Thanksgiving? I think it's because all the coats are on the bed. — George Carlin

Just Get Laid Quotes By Kevin Bacon: Any idiot can get laid when they're famous.

Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent. — Kevin Bacon

Just Get Laid Quotes By Kevin Bacon: It's easy to get laid when you're rich

It's easy to get laid when you're rich and famous. When you're broke and unknown, it takes skill. — Kevin Bacon

Just Get Laid Quotes By Carolyn Brown: it's been laid on my heart and I

it's been laid on my heart and I want to help others get away from abusive spouses. — Carolyn Brown

Just Get Laid Quotes By Seth Rogen: Are we gonna just make movies about trying

Are we gonna just make movies about trying to get laid over and over again or focus on something that's more relevant? — Seth Rogen

Just Get Laid Quotes By Jamie McGuire: I'm not trying to bag you. I just

I'm not trying to bag you. I just wanna hang out."
"Bag me? How do you ever get laid talking like that? — Jamie McGuire

Just Get Laid Quotes By Rachel Hawkins: It was one thing to get laid out

It was one thing to get laid out by Archer in Defense, but being attacked out of nowhere by my great-grandmother was just embarrassing. — Rachel Hawkins

Just Get Laid Quotes By Kanye West: I don't know what's better: getting laid or

I don't know what's better: getting laid or getting paid.
I just know when I'm getting one, the other's getting away. — Kanye West

Just Get Laid Quotes By Jimmy Buffett: Pickup's washed and you just got paid, with

Pickup's washed and you just got paid, with any luck at all you might even get laid. — Jimmy Buffett

Just Get Laid Quotes By Bob Geldof: Most people get into bands for three very

Most people get into bands for three very simple rock and roll reasons: to get laid, to get fame, and to get rich. — Bob Geldof

Just Get Laid Quotes By Justin Halpern: On My Trip to Europe I know you

On My Trip to Europe I know you think you're going to get all kinds of laid. It's not a magic place, it's the same as here. Don't be stupid. — Justin Halpern

Just Get Laid Quotes By Mina Carter: If he hadn't seen a woman half naked

If he hadn't seen a woman half naked before, then he seriously needed to get laid. — Mina Carter

Just Get Laid Quotes By Louis L'Amour: I'm like a big old hen. I can't

I'm like a big old hen. I can't cluck too long about the egg I've just laid because I've got 5 more inside me pushing to get out. — Louis L'Amour

Just Get Laid Quotes By Jennifer Niven: If only world leaders would get laid well

If only world leaders would get laid well and regularly, the world's problems might disappear. — Jennifer Niven

I used to believe in the system that I was born into: aspire, acquire, consume, get famous and glamorous, get high and mighty, get paid and laid. — Russell Brand

Just Get Laid Quotes By Amanda Bouchet: Don't you get it Cat? You're the key.

Don't you get it Cat? You're the key. I knew it the day I laid eyes on you. — Amanda Bouchet

Just Get Laid Quotes By Maggie Stiefvater: I don't think I ever believed in love,

I don't think I ever believed in love, not really. Just though it was something James Bond made up, a long time ago, to get laid. — Maggie Stiefvater

Just Get Laid Quotes By David Burr Gerrard: Don't go to the protest. Go out and

Don't go to the protest. Go out and get laid. Unless you're going to the protest to get laid. — David Burr Gerrard

Just Get Laid Quotes By Gerard Butler: I think I get laid less now than

I think I get laid less now than I used to, because I'm way more paranoid now. — Gerard Butler

Just Get Laid Quotes By Edward Abbey: The sexual revolution transformed the American West: Now

The sexual revolution transformed the American West: Now even cowboys can get laid. — Edward Abbey

Just Get Laid Quotes By Laurell K. Hamilton: Thanks, but I don't drink," she said as

Thanks, but I don't drink," she said as she ignored his arm and breezed past him. "I'm just here to get laid. — Laurell K. Hamilton

Just Get Laid Quotes By Frankie Boyle: If Harry Potter's so magical, why cant he

If Harry Potter's so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldnt need a broomstick to cling onto. — Frankie Boyle

Just Get Laid Quotes By J.A. Konrath: If you ever want to get laid again,

If you ever want to get laid again, you'll promise me." Andy felt himself tear up. "Okay. — J.A. Konrath

Just Get Laid Quotes By Mark Forsyth: Poetry is much more important than the truth,

Poetry is much more important than the truth, and, if you don't believe that, try using the two methods to get laid. — Mark Forsyth

Just Get Laid Quotes By Elliot Mabeuse: Intellect is eighty percent of the mind trying

Intellect is eighty percent of the mind trying to get the body laid. — Elliot Mabeuse

Just Get Laid Quotes By John Green: Let's make a deal: You figure out what

Let's make a deal: You figure out what the labyrinth is and how to get out of it, and i'll get you laid. -Alaska Young — John Green

Just Get Laid Quotes By Steve Alten: That's easy. Any man who cannae keep his

That's easy. Any man who cannae keep his balls oot o' the water needs tae get laid. Come on, let's find my sister. — Steve Alten

Just Get Laid Quotes By Drew Nellins Smith: It goes without saying that a great majority

It goes without saying that a great majority of men are sex addicts, or would be if they could manage to get laid. — Drew Nellins Smith

Just Get Laid Quotes By Jake Wizner: I wrote you this poem because i was

I wrote you this poem because i was afraid/ To come out and tell you i want to get laid. — Jake Wizner

Just Get Laid Quotes By Mike Tyson: I sacrifice so much of my life, can

I sacrifice so much of my life, can I at least get laid? — Mike Tyson