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Some of them relate to farts but they are not fart jokes. They would just be a fart in the joke but it's about something else ... — Demetri Martin

Living is a pretty grim joke, but a joke just the same. — L. Ron Hubbard

High school wasn't a trial by fire or some ordeal that had to be survived. It was all a big joke. You just had to provide the laugh track. — Scott Westerfeld

The best of my songs are more than just a joke. There's something else going on - a character, or it's not just a plain joke. — Randy Newman

I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes. — Carol Burnett

It's amazing where a joke might come from. I find a lot of humour just by metaphorically turning things upside down or literally like my wife's cat. — Emo Philips

What if it's just a big, cosmic joke?
Then ... laugh!
.85. — Dee Lestari

The basic formula for drama is setup, buildup, payoff - just like a joke. The — Anne Lamott

A lot of times, you could play me just the laughs from my set, and I could tell you, from the laugh, what the joke was. Because they match. — Jerry Seinfeld

Fuck it ... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man. — Louis C.K.

I can never tell a joke, I've always found it easier to just fall over. — Norman Wisdom

Pan took the joke good-naturedly, probably deciding it wasn't a good idea to argue with a fifteen-year-old who had just pulled two people up ten feet. — Grace Anthony

Crusaders have just f-ked me over what a bas-rd joke, excuse my language I'm absolutely furious. — Keith Senior

To even call them "units" is a joke. These were just mobs of men in uniforms, clerks — Max Brooks

You know where you can shove your joke. Just get me a new drink and try not to include and of your STD-laced body fluid in it this time. — Kim Harrington

Sometimes a joke that doesn't work just needs a breath or a little word or the tiniest little change to be fixed. — Sarah Silverman

Just because something makes you smile or laugh ... doesn't mean it's a joke. — David Rees

You can't just explain a joke. Either it isn't funny, or the person just totally missed the punchline. — Cass McCombs

Life is a joke that's just begun. — W.S. Gilbert

I don't really like jokes in a way. I mean gags are fine but I like weird moments where what you have isn't really a joke, just tiny moments. — Noel Fielding

Dessert was an over baked chocolate chip cookies the size of a hockey puck and just about as tasty. — Carl Hiaasen

The idea of beetles came into my head. I decided to spell it BEATles to make it look like beat music, just a joke. — John Lennon

Comedy and tragedy are basically the same thing. Comedy is just the art of making light of life's sufferings. Turning all your pain into a joke. — Katie Kacvinsky

I think you make better jokes when you don't break logic for the joke, unless you make a movie just about jokes. — Michael Lehmann

You just haven't found the right girl," Clare said. "She'll come along." "And then she'll make a run for the hills." Cass laughed at her own joke. — Jayde Scott

He still had the Dutch habit of laughing at whatever you told him, just in case it happened to be a joke. — Michael Lewis

Did you just make a joke, Tris? We should have you on painkillers more often if your going to start cracking jokes. — Veronica Roth

If I can't joke about imminent death, then I might as well just resign. — James A. Owen

After a while, a joke, if you say it too much, just becomes contrived, or fake-sounding. — Dave Chappelle

Some people, they just don't get a joke. — Glenn Frey

We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice Stevens' creme brulee. That's just a joke, for you in the media. — Ann Coulter

Why would you want to work for a living if you could just joke around? Being a celebrity expands your commercial possibilities. — Jerry Seinfeld

When things get so absurd and so stupid and so ridiculous that you just can't bear it, you cannot help but turn everything into a joke. — David Byrne

Charlie Manx laughed, the big, hoarse hee-haw of a country shithead who has just heard a joke involving a kike, a nigger, and a feminist. — Joe Hill

I know a lot of people think that whole God thing is a joke but I just get a feeling he's up there somewhere. — Andrea Portes

Or maybe it was just that my life was a big, cruel joke, and there was no escape from the punch line. — Stephenie Meyer

Luck was a joke. Even good luck was just bad luck with its hair combed. — Stephen King

Everyone is a comedy. If people are laughing at you, they just don't quite understand the joke that is themselves. — Matt Haig

A lot of comedies fall apart because they just go from joke to joke, and the characters are all sort of being crazy off on their own. — Paul Feig

I get just as much of a thrill out of constructing a good sentence that gets a laugh at the end as I do from a joke. — Julian Clary

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. — Milton Berle

Sometimes, the universe just does what the universe wants to do, and screw you if you can't take a joke. I — Elliott James

The whole Universe is a large joke. Everything in the Universe are just subdivisions of this joke. So why take anything too serious. — Frank Zappa

What if life is just a cosmic joke, like spiders in your underwear. — Jimmy Buffett

I didn't just want to be Frank's daughter who sang Boots. I take my music very seriously and studied very hard. It's not a joke to me. — Nancy Sinatra

I can't write a joke. I could never write. I do a lot of stories and I call them stories, but they're just comedy recitals on a given subject. — Ron Shock

I feel like a lot of comedies out are just the same consistent joke. — Pell James

Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. — Demetri Martin

I think a lot of people misinterpret what I'm doing because they think of it as just a joke or they think of it as disposable. — Casey Spooner

You can dissect a joke just as you can a frog. But it tends to die on you. — E.B. White

[Writing a joke] there is no team of writers. It's just you in an office, staring at yourself in the mirror. — Jimmy Fallon

I have "come back" [to music scene] so many times, people are just like, Is this another one? ... It's kind of like a joke to me now. — Britney Spears

No, I will not make out with you." Her red lips curled up. "Did you just try to make a joke, Madam Prosecutor?" I smirked. — Eliza Lentzski

I make cameos in all my movies for no particular reason other than a joke. It's just a Hitchcock thing. — Peter Jackson

I just heard the latest joke about my hair: 'Do you know what that is on her head? It's a steering wheel to drive the state.' — Yulia Tymoshenko

I didn't want to think about the fact that she could smell me, or that she just joked about eating me. At least I hoped she meant it as a joke. — Lish McBride

Nothing's a joke with me. It just all comes out like one. — Lorrie Moore

Don't mind us, Shay." Mason flashed him a smile. "We're just a bunch of wild animals.
"No joke." Dax flexed his arms. — Andrea Cremer