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Just A Joke Quotes By Demetri Martin: Some of them relate to farts but they

Some of them relate to farts but they are not fart jokes. They would just be a fart in the joke but it's about something else ... — Demetri Martin

Just A Joke Quotes By L. Ron Hubbard: Living is a pretty grim joke, but a

Living is a pretty grim joke, but a joke just the same. — L. Ron Hubbard

Just A Joke Quotes By Scott Westerfeld: High school wasn't a trial by fire or

High school wasn't a trial by fire or some ordeal that had to be survived. It was all a big joke. You just had to provide the laugh track. — Scott Westerfeld

Just A Joke Quotes By Randy Newman: The best of my songs are more than

The best of my songs are more than just a joke. There's something else going on - a character, or it's not just a plain joke. — Randy Newman

Just A Joke Quotes By Carol Burnett: I can't tell a joke to save my

I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes. — Carol Burnett

Just A Joke Quotes By Emo Philips: It's amazing where a joke might come from.

It's amazing where a joke might come from. I find a lot of humour just by metaphorically turning things upside down or literally like my wife's cat. — Emo Philips

Just A Joke Quotes By Dee Lestari: What if it's just a big, cosmic joke?Then

What if it's just a big, cosmic joke?
Then ... laugh!
.85. — Dee Lestari

Just A Joke Quotes By Anne Lamott: The basic formula for drama is setup, buildup,

The basic formula for drama is setup, buildup, payoff - just like a joke. The — Anne Lamott

Just A Joke Quotes By Jerry Seinfeld: A lot of times, you could play me

A lot of times, you could play me just the laughs from my set, and I could tell you, from the laugh, what the joke was. Because they match. — Jerry Seinfeld

Just A Joke Quotes By Louis C.K.: Fuck it ... That's really the attitude that

Fuck it ... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man. — Louis C.K.

Just A Joke Quotes By Norman Wisdom: I can never tell a joke, I've always

I can never tell a joke, I've always found it easier to just fall over. — Norman Wisdom

Just A Joke Quotes By Grace Anthony: Pan took the joke good-naturedly, probably deciding it

Pan took the joke good-naturedly, probably deciding it wasn't a good idea to argue with a fifteen-year-old who had just pulled two people up ten feet. — Grace Anthony

Just A Joke Quotes By Keith Senior: Crusaders have just f-ked me over what a

Crusaders have just f-ked me over what a bas-rd joke, excuse my language I'm absolutely furious. — Keith Senior

Just A Joke Quotes By Max Brooks: To even call them "units" is a joke.

To even call them "units" is a joke. These were just mobs of men in uniforms, clerks — Max Brooks

Just A Joke Quotes By Kim Harrington: You know where you can shove your joke.

You know where you can shove your joke. Just get me a new drink and try not to include and of your STD-laced body fluid in it this time. — Kim Harrington

Just A Joke Quotes By Sarah Silverman: Sometimes a joke that doesn't work just needs

Sometimes a joke that doesn't work just needs a breath or a little word or the tiniest little change to be fixed. — Sarah Silverman

Just A Joke Quotes By David Rees: Just because something makes you smile or laugh

Just because something makes you smile or laugh ... doesn't mean it's a joke. — David Rees

Just A Joke Quotes By Cass McCombs: You can't just explain a joke. Either it

You can't just explain a joke. Either it isn't funny, or the person just totally missed the punchline. — Cass McCombs

Just A Joke Quotes By W.S. Gilbert: Life is a joke that's just begun.

Life is a joke that's just begun. — W.S. Gilbert

Just A Joke Quotes By Noel Fielding: I don't really like jokes in a way.

I don't really like jokes in a way. I mean gags are fine but I like weird moments where what you have isn't really a joke, just tiny moments. — Noel Fielding

Just A Joke Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: Dessert was an over baked chocolate chip cookies

Dessert was an over baked chocolate chip cookies the size of a hockey puck and just about as tasty. — Carl Hiaasen

Just A Joke Quotes By John Lennon: The idea of beetles came into my head.

The idea of beetles came into my head. I decided to spell it BEATles to make it look like beat music, just a joke. — John Lennon

Just A Joke Quotes By Katie Kacvinsky: Comedy and tragedy are basically the same thing.

Comedy and tragedy are basically the same thing. Comedy is just the art of making light of life's sufferings. Turning all your pain into a joke. — Katie Kacvinsky

Just A Joke Quotes By Michael Lehmann: I think you make better jokes when you

I think you make better jokes when you don't break logic for the joke, unless you make a movie just about jokes. — Michael Lehmann

Just A Joke Quotes By Jayde Scott: You just haven't found the right girl," Clare

You just haven't found the right girl," Clare said. "She'll come along." "And then she'll make a run for the hills." Cass laughed at her own joke. — Jayde Scott

Just A Joke Quotes By Michael Lewis: He still had the Dutch habit of laughing

He still had the Dutch habit of laughing at whatever you told him, just in case it happened to be a joke. — Michael Lewis

Just A Joke Quotes By Veronica Roth: Did you just make a joke, Tris? We

Did you just make a joke, Tris? We should have you on painkillers more often if your going to start cracking jokes. — Veronica Roth

Just A Joke Quotes By James A. Owen: If I can't joke about imminent death, then

If I can't joke about imminent death, then I might as well just resign. — James A. Owen

Just A Joke Quotes By Dave Chappelle: After a while, a joke, if you say

After a while, a joke, if you say it too much, just becomes contrived, or fake-sounding. — Dave Chappelle

Just A Joke Quotes By Glenn Frey: Some people, they just don't get a joke.

Some people, they just don't get a joke. — Glenn Frey

Just A Joke Quotes By Ann Coulter: We need somebody to put rat poisoning in

We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice Stevens' creme brulee. That's just a joke, for you in the media. — Ann Coulter

Just A Joke Quotes By Jerry Seinfeld: Why would you want to work for a

Why would you want to work for a living if you could just joke around? Being a celebrity expands your commercial possibilities. — Jerry Seinfeld

Just A Joke Quotes By David Byrne: When things get so absurd and so stupid

When things get so absurd and so stupid and so ridiculous that you just can't bear it, you cannot help but turn everything into a joke. — David Byrne

Just A Joke Quotes By Joe Hill: Charlie Manx laughed, the big, hoarse hee-haw of

Charlie Manx laughed, the big, hoarse hee-haw of a country shithead who has just heard a joke involving a kike, a nigger, and a feminist. — Joe Hill

Just A Joke Quotes By Andrea Portes: I know a lot of people think that

I know a lot of people think that whole God thing is a joke but I just get a feeling he's up there somewhere. — Andrea Portes

Just A Joke Quotes By Stephenie Meyer: Or maybe it was just that my life

Or maybe it was just that my life was a big, cruel joke, and there was no escape from the punch line. — Stephenie Meyer

Just A Joke Quotes By Stephen King: Luck was a joke. Even good luck was

Luck was a joke. Even good luck was just bad luck with its hair combed. — Stephen King

Just A Joke Quotes By Matt Haig: Everyone is a comedy. If people are laughing

Everyone is a comedy. If people are laughing at you, they just don't quite understand the joke that is themselves. — Matt Haig

Just A Joke Quotes By Paul Feig: A lot of comedies fall apart because they

A lot of comedies fall apart because they just go from joke to joke, and the characters are all sort of being crazy off on their own. — Paul Feig

Just A Joke Quotes By Julian Clary: I get just as much of a thrill

I get just as much of a thrill out of constructing a good sentence that gets a laugh at the end as I do from a joke. — Julian Clary

Just A Joke Quotes By Milton Berle: I never stole a joke in my life.

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. — Milton Berle

Just A Joke Quotes By Elliott James: Sometimes, the universe just does what the universe

Sometimes, the universe just does what the universe wants to do, and screw you if you can't take a joke. I — Elliott James

Just A Joke Quotes By Frank Zappa: The whole Universe is a large joke. Everything

The whole Universe is a large joke. Everything in the Universe are just subdivisions of this joke. So why take anything too serious. — Frank Zappa

Just A Joke Quotes By Jimmy Buffett: What if life is just a cosmic joke,

What if life is just a cosmic joke, like spiders in your underwear. — Jimmy Buffett

Just A Joke Quotes By Nancy Sinatra: I didn't just want to be Frank's daughter

I didn't just want to be Frank's daughter who sang Boots. I take my music very seriously and studied very hard. It's not a joke to me. — Nancy Sinatra

Just A Joke Quotes By Ron Shock: I can't write a joke. I could never

I can't write a joke. I could never write. I do a lot of stories and I call them stories, but they're just comedy recitals on a given subject. — Ron Shock

Just A Joke Quotes By Pell James: I feel like a lot of comedies out

I feel like a lot of comedies out are just the same consistent joke. — Pell James

Just A Joke Quotes By Demetri Martin: Stand up is really fun because if I

Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. — Demetri Martin

Just A Joke Quotes By Casey Spooner: I think a lot of people misinterpret what

I think a lot of people misinterpret what I'm doing because they think of it as just a joke or they think of it as disposable. — Casey Spooner

Just A Joke Quotes By E.B. White: You can dissect a joke just as you

You can dissect a joke just as you can a frog. But it tends to die on you. — E.B. White

Just A Joke Quotes By Jimmy Fallon: [Writing a joke] there is no team of

[Writing a joke] there is no team of writers. It's just you in an office, staring at yourself in the mirror. — Jimmy Fallon

Just A Joke Quotes By Britney Spears: I have "come back" [to music scene] so

I have "come back" [to music scene] so many times, people are just like, Is this another one? ... It's kind of like a joke to me now. — Britney Spears

Just A Joke Quotes By Eliza Lentzski: No, I will not make out with you."

No, I will not make out with you." Her red lips curled up. "Did you just try to make a joke, Madam Prosecutor?" I smirked. — Eliza Lentzski

Just A Joke Quotes By Peter Jackson: I make cameos in all my movies for

I make cameos in all my movies for no particular reason other than a joke. It's just a Hitchcock thing. — Peter Jackson

Just A Joke Quotes By Yulia Tymoshenko: I just heard the latest joke about my

I just heard the latest joke about my hair: 'Do you know what that is on her head? It's a steering wheel to drive the state.' — Yulia Tymoshenko

Just A Joke Quotes By Lish McBride: I didn't want to think about the fact

I didn't want to think about the fact that she could smell me, or that she just joked about eating me. At least I hoped she meant it as a joke. — Lish McBride

Just A Joke Quotes By Lorrie Moore: Nothing's a joke with me. It just all

Nothing's a joke with me. It just all comes out like one. — Lorrie Moore

Just A Joke Quotes By Andrea Cremer: Don't mind us, Shay." Mason flashed him a

Don't mind us, Shay." Mason flashed him a smile. "We're just a bunch of wild animals.
"No joke." Dax flexed his arms. — Andrea Cremer