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Judah Friedlander Quotes & Sayings

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I don't consider lacrosse a sport. To me that's just a frat activity that got out of hand. — Judah Friedlander

I don't live in a fancy neighborhood. — Judah Friedlander

The key to practicing levitation is simple. Practice jumping up - but not jumping down. — Judah Friedlander

Valentine's Day is definitely one of those days where it's either awesome or it's a downer. — Judah Friedlander

My act's not heavy on pop culture or stories, just lots of jokes. — Judah Friedlander

I like hanging out at non-showbizzy places. — Judah Friedlander

Sometimes '30 Rock' was a struggle because I'd be doing the show and still be doing stand-up full-time. — Judah Friedlander

It wasn't like I just woke up and said, 'Here's my gimmick; I'll wear a hat and put something weird on it.' — Judah Friedlander

If you are doing stand-up comedy, you have to be confident in what you are doing. That doesn't mean just because you are confident you are funny. — Judah Friedlander

I am the greatest marital artist in the world. — Judah Friedlander

I became a wrestling fan in college. So, I was more of a wrestling fan as an adult than when I was a little kid. — Judah Friedlander

There's a lot of thought that goes into every single thing I wear. — Judah Friedlander

Keith Powell and Judah Friedlander are like brothers to me. — Katrina Bowden

As a comedian, I think you need to keep things real. — Judah Friedlander

I've been doing stand-up since '89. — Judah Friedlander

I'm an extra dark black belt in ping pong. — Judah Friedlander

Let's say there was a fat guy heckling me. I would rip him to shreds, but I would never go for the obvious, never talk about how he's fat or anything. — Judah Friedlander

I'm actually banned from the Himalayas, because I'm too good at yoga. — Judah Friedlander

Tina Fey is really cool. She's so mellow and laid back. — Judah Friedlander

Math and reading are my only weaknesses - other than that, I'm perfect. — Judah Friedlander

Paul Verhoeven might be my favorite director, and I'm serious. — Judah Friedlander

I sort of have to self-censor sometimes. — Judah Friedlander

In Manhattan, I often do two or three or more shows a night, so I'm always working on new material. — Judah Friedlander

I do uphill skiing; I don't do downhill skiing. I think that's for nerd amateurs. — Judah Friedlander

I'd like to work with John Waters. I grew up in Maryland, so I'm a huge Waters fan. — Judah Friedlander

You jump on a bike and start peddling. You fall down and you get up again. I've always been a 'learn by doing' kind of guy. — Judah Friedlander

Stand-up comedy is the most relaxing thing I do. If I want to unwind and de-stress, I go out and do stand-up, often several shows in a night. — Judah Friedlander

I never got into things to be famous. Sometimes it's fun, sometimes it's annoying. — Judah Friedlander

I get hecklers all the time! — Judah Friedlander

Soccer and ping-pong are my two favorite sports to play. — Judah Friedlander

I actually went to film school, but I didn't like it. I'm basically self-taught. — Judah Friedlander

I'm a big Pacino fan. He's a great actor: so much passion and intensity. — Judah Friedlander

As the World Champion, every day is pretty much like Valentine's Day for me - as far as hooking up with the ladies. — Judah Friedlander

I never really planned on doing a television series. — Judah Friedlander

Stand-up is kind of like my home base, and doing stand-up in New York is what I like doing most. — Judah Friedlander