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There are moments of the most crazy all-encompassing joy. What a phenonenally beautiful kid. A funny, dear child. Kind and open and loving. — Elisa Albert

When I was born I brought no joy, my father said he wanted a boy! — Rodney Dangerfield

In Paris, choosing a dress is a monumental decision. In Milan, it's a kick. — Chris Dee

I think acting is a gift. I think certain people for some reason just have a gift that they were meant to perform. — Jonathan Jackson

A better thing to grow up with is to be funny I think, and if I had, if I had my choice I would still pick that. — Joy Behar

I get up between 6:30 and 7 A.M., and my morning routine is always the same: hot water and lemon, eggs on toast and rose oil on the face. — Alice Temperley

If you are reading this then you have wasted another day of your life day dreaming, rather than planning the life God intended you to live. — Shannon L. Alder

Show me an Irishman who can't tell a story - I don't think they exist. — Patricia Polacco

Lack of respect could make you angry. Lack of trust could get you killed. — DiAnn Mills

We break off obsession by laughing at ourselves, by learning to be funny, by just seeing the joy in life and by having a terrific love for this world. — Frederick Lenz

The first pan-European peace organization was established in Geneva in 1830, but — Mark Kurlansky

I do note with interest that old women in my books become young women on the covers ... this is discrimination against the chronologically gifted. — Terry Pratchett

If You Want To Rebel Against Society, Don't Dull The Blade — Ian MacKaye

It's funny to think that Christmas - a time known for its joyful togetherness - can be the loneliest time of the year for some. — Giovanna Fletcher

Comedians usually are rooting for the underdog. I mean to take a shot at an underdog I think is really stupid and low and not funny. — Joy Behar

Emma was doing something nice for Simon? Hell must be enjoying the snow day. — E.J. Stevens

Unless each day can be looked back upon by an individual as one in which he has had some fun, some joy, some real satisfaction, that day is a loss. — Dwight D. Eisenhower

Life in Beverly Hills is a game, and I make the rules. — Lisa Vanderpump

The repetition of a catchword can hold analysis in fetters for fifty years or more. — Benjamin Cardozo

I've always been attracted to humor and funny people in general. It's a joy to make people laugh, but it's not as fun as laughing yourself. — Jennifer Garner

Video games paid for my house. What am I saying? Go ahead and keep playing! — Ernest Cline

Life is so funny sometimes that you just have to laugh. — Rebecca McNutt

Without the story - in which everyone living, unborn and dead, participates - men are no more than bits of paper blown on the cold wind. — George Mackay Brown

Pure joy is rare. That's why for every meal I eat a really bloody steak. — Bauvard

Laughter is the only medicine, without side effects. — Shannon L. Alder

And remember, it's also very funny, because side by side with grief lies joy. — Fran Drescher

You may think of me as an object of desire and I'm going to tell you that I can be in front of you naked and not be erotic. — Emmanuelle Beart

An annoyed and joyless Christian is the devil's greatest billboard. — Mark Hart

Poems for children help them celebrate the joy and wonder of their world. Humorous poems tickle the funny bone of their imaginations. — Charles Ghigna

Your gift is not what you do but what you are — Sunday Adelaja