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I never write anything without humor, just because I like humor, but at the same time, it is a way for anything fantastical to become relatable. — Joss Whedon

A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend — Joss Whedon

Lies. The great human weapon. Pathetic.
I'd say "pathetic" would be falling for them. Especially Kitty's. — Joss Whedon

Loneliness is about the scariest thing out there. — Joss Whedon

Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. We live in a space ship, dear. — Joss Whedon

I still believe that even though 'The Empire Strikes Back' is better in innumerable ways than 'Star Wars,' 'Star Wars' wins. — Joss Whedon

Shakespeare is the Joss Whedon of his generation. — Alexis Denisof

He's like Super Librarian, y'know? Everyone forgets, Willow, that knowledge is the ultimate weapon. — Joss Whedon

Science fiction is like a blender - you can put in any historical experience and take influences from everything you see, read or experience. — Joss Whedon

Mal: We're still flying.
Simon: That's not much.
Mal: It's enough
- from Firefly — Joss Whedon

Every writer loves the idea of being able to go in and fix a problem and then leave without obligation. It's fun! — Joss Whedon

I don't want the giant ego. I don't want to become Kevin Costner, singing on the soundtrack to The Postman. — Joss Whedon

Angelus: Now that's everything, huh? No weapons ... No friends ... No hope. Take all that away ... and what's left? Buffy: Me. — Joss Whedon

I don't have a particular ambition in any medium. I just want to keep telling stories. If somebody pays me, also good. — Joss Whedon

Do you love me? What? Do you? I love you. I don't know if I trust you. Maybe you shouldn't do either. Maybe I'm the one who should decide! — Joss Whedon

I never wanted to take a job because I needed money, and I never have. — Joss Whedon

I've often said there's no such thing as a track record in TV. I seen people who created things much more successful than mine treated like dirt. — Joss Whedon

'The Sixth Sense' is fine the second time around, but honestly, the first time around, it's dazzling. — Joss Whedon

I'm totally cool. I'm totally calm, and I'm totally cool. My calm is exceeded only by my cool. Which is total. Here we go. — Joss Whedon

In other news, it's been far too long since I gloated massively about the fact that I know what's going to happen on Buffy and you all don't. — Joss Whedon

If you can't run, you crawl. If you can't crawl
you find someone to carry you. — Joss Whedon

You give my regards to St. Peter, or whoever has his job, but in Hell. — Joss Whedon

I also don't trust Caribou anymore. They're out there, on the tundra, waiting ... Something's going down. I'm right about this. — Joss Whedon

Life's a show and we all play a part
And when the music starts
We open up our hearts — Joss Whedon

We have done the impossible. And that makes us mighty. — Joss Whedon

Dr. Banner, your work is unparalleled. And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous, green rage monster. — Joss Whedon

I don't understand why or how anyone ever pulled off the whole idea of 'women are inferior.' — Joss Whedon

Someone else's loss is my chocolatey goodness — Joss Whedon

There's a fine line between support and stalking and let's all stay on the right side of that. — Joss Whedon

I'll always protect what I'm working on. Which is why more and more of it is stuff only I can ruin. — Joss Whedon

Beautiful revelations of power are often written by the guy who got kicked around and didn't have any power. — Joss Whedon

I write to give myself strength. — Joss Whedon

Even in the darkness, every color can be found. And every day of rain brings water flowing to things growing in the ground. — Joss Whedon

Kristen Stewart is kind of captivating; she can just stare at stuff and it works because I still want to watch it. — Joss Whedon

As we all know, blinking lights means science. — Joss Whedon

"'Come on, guys, I'm the leader of a whole movie ... !' I tell when I want people to fear and respect me. Not wildly effective." — Joss Whedon

I kept telling my mom that reading comic books would pay off. — Joss Whedon

I was a little bit ashamed of American TV because I thought, 'None of the shows my father works on are as funny as my father.' — Joss Whedon

I gave Joss Whedon and Judd Apatow their first writing jobs, as well as many other untried writers who went on to great success. — Roseanne Barr

That's the great thing about 'The West Wing:' you really felt like you were in the thick of it. — Joss Whedon

I always said that, when I grow up, I want to be like Joss Whedon : I want to have my own world. — Amber Benson

The greatest expression of rebellion is joy. — Joss Whedon

Okay. So...serious wedgie... — Joss Whedon

The only way to real mature love is to get past the tropes of what we consider 'romance.' — Joss Whedon

Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing. — Joss Whedon

I'm a science fiction geek from birth - that's just who I am. — Joss Whedon

My favorite part of Comic-Con? The groupies. — Joss Whedon

You can't just throw people at all your problems, dear. — Joss Whedon

To me, Joss Whedon is a god. I'm just a huge fan of his work; I love his work on TV. — Jonathan Nolan

You can't take the sky from me. — Joss Whedon

I've been to two festivals in my life, and I've never been to Toronto. I haven't really been making festival movies. This is new territory for me. — Joss Whedon

Don't go bigger, go deeper. — Joss Whedon

Angel, when I look into the future, all I see is you! All I want is you.
I know the feeling. — Joss Whedon

I've never met a well-adjusted person. It's weird. — Joss Whedon

I always want to make sure I'm telling a story about people that I care about. — Joss Whedon

I get recognized just often enough to keep my ego bouncing along, but not so much that I can't go places. — Joss Whedon

Never sit at a table you can't walk away from." -Joss Whedon — Violet Blue

I am a leaf on the wind - watch how I soar — Joss Whedon

In the future, when Joss Whedon and I are best friends and hanging out together in my tree fort, I hope Neil Gaiman comes over too. — Patrick Rothfuss

You can either watch TV or you can make TV. — Joss Whedon

I believe we are the only sentient beings in the universe, and I believe that 500 years from now, we will still be the only sentient beings around. — Joss Whedon

When I was a kid, maybe 11, I remember saying, 'When I grow up I wanna have enough money to buy a really cool car, because I won't.' — Joss Whedon

Movies were always the goal, but I had a lot of goals. Twelve-year-old me wanted to do everything: act and sing and paint and dance. — Joss Whedon

The English Language is my bitch. Or I don't speak it very well. Whatever. — Joss Whedon

Every day's a negotiation and sometimes it's done with guns. — Joss Whedon

Part of making TV is the process - you just have to churn it out. — Joss Whedon

At last we've seen the first installment of Joss Whedon's new web series, 'Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog,' and it's sweeter than we'd ever imagined. — Annalee Newitz

Vampire Willow: "Bored now. — Joss Whedon

I was raised by a hardcore feminist. — Joss Whedon

You take people, you put them on a journey, you give them peril, you find out who they really are. — Joss Whedon

You get hurt, hurt 'em back. You get killed, walk it off. — Joss Whedon

I respect the rules of TV, the rules of keeping things commercial and interesting and pop-y and fun. — Joss Whedon

Back in my day, which was about a week and a half ago, we took our lumps and we got back up and we cried like babies and quit and then put on weight. — Joss Whedon

There's not going to be a 'Buffy' season nine on television. — Joss Whedon

I wanted to drag Shakespeare from obscurity. I've been a fan my whole life. — Joss Whedon

I'm working on Buffy: Deep Space Nine . It will be dark and badly received. — Joss Whedon

Casting is storytelling. — Joss Whedon

I don't believe in creating exclusionary art. — Joss Whedon

If the apocalypse comes...beep me! — Joss Whedon

Can't stop the signal — Joss Whedon

All worthy work is open to interpretations the author did not intend. Art isn't your pet
it's your kid. It grows up and talks back to you. — Joss Whedon

There's no fuzzy middle ground. You either believe that women are people or you don't. It's that simple. — Joss Whedon

I'm not big on regret. It's not on my schedule. — Joss Whedon

That wouldn't be a first, now would it?"
"Jean."
"Jean Grey is dead, Agent."
"Yeah, that'll last. — Joss Whedon

If I had created reality television I would have had a much greater influence, but then I would have had to KILL MYSELF. — Joss Whedon

River Tam (Summer Glau): No power in the 'verse can stop me. — Joss Whedon

I eat 'The Walking Dead' like its made of brains. Can't even watch the show, I love the book so much. — Joss Whedon

Spike: Bloody hell, woman, you're cutting off my circulation!
Buffy: You don't have any circulation.
Spike: Well, it pinches — Joss Whedon

Something like 'Much Ado' happens, and even 'Avengers' happens because of the years of building connections and doing the work and proving yourself. — Joss Whedon

If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do. — Joss Whedon

Ultimately what I end up writing about is helplessness and the flipside of that, empowerment. — Joss Whedon

The musicals that I love on stage are generally meant for the stage. — Joss Whedon

The news isn't there to tell you what happened. It's there to tell you what it wants you to hear or what it thinks you want to hear. — Joss Whedon

The thing about changing the world ... Once you do it, the world's all different. — Joss Whedon

Peace comes from the acceptance of the part of you that can never be at peace. — Joss Whedon

Mercy is the mark of a great man! (stabs defeated opponent) I guess I'm just a good man. (stabs opponent again) Well ... I'm alright. — Jane Espenson

Joss Whedon who created 'Buffy The Vampire Slayer,' 'Angel,' and all that ... he is a genius. — Christian Kane

Buffy Anne Summers 1981-2001 Beloved sister Devoted Friend She saved the world A lot — Joss Whedon

They come. Sooner than I'd thought, more than I'd even begun to fear. They come looking for death.
And Death is psyched to see 'em. — Joss Whedon

Mal: [closing the doors] Good day! — Joss Whedon