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Why can't ladies like nice guys?
— Jorma Taccone
Limerence is an obsessive, unrequited love. It is actually a disorder. A disease if you will.
— Elizabeth Cohen
It wasn't until I got 'SNL' that my parents told me they were a little bit worried, like that I would have food to eat.
— Jorma Taccone
'MacGruber' came to life mostly because we just liked saying 'MacGyver.' 'MacGyver' this. 'MacGyver' that. It's a great word.
— Jorma Taccone
How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
— Steven Wright
The captain of a ship is not chosen from those of the passengers who comes from the best family.
— Blaise Pascal
Something I always admire, especially in female comedians, is that they're willing to make themselves look terrible.
— Jorma Taccone
When we came out with 'Lazy Sunday,' the greatest compliment I heard was that Questlove had it on his iPod.
— Jorma Taccone
Justin Timberlake puts you to shame, having that much talent.
— Jorma Taccone
Every good leader is part manager and every good manager is part leader.
— Condoleezza Rice
Ladies seem very intrigued by a guy who is ultra confident and acts like he doesn't need you.
— Jorma Taccone
We must teach our children that the real measure of their success in life is how much they'd be worth if they had absolutely nothing.
— Walt Mueller
I'm on the toilet at the 9:30 Club and I'm wondering how mermaids pee.
— Becky Albertalli
I went to the doctor recently and she actually prescribed that I go out for ten minutes a day, I'm so depleted on vitamin D.
— Jorma Taccone
I'm probably the most excited about 'Turtleneck & Chain.'
— Jorma Taccone