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In 1978, when I was 17 and in my first year at university, I read approximately 3,500 pages of Dickens. — Michel Faber

It's funny how everyone hates witch hunts ... until they see a witch. — Jon Stewart

If we had to tolerate in others all that we permit in ourselves, life would become completely unbearable. — Georges Courteline

A lot of people do what we call neurotic things in order to repair their childhood. — Laura Schlessinger

The essence of a free government consists in an effectual control of rivalries. — John Adams

Jon Stewart hires people that he thinks are funny. That's it. That's the only requirement. — Olivia Munn

Liberty is the proper end and object of authority, and cannot subsist without it; and it is liberty to that which is good, just, and honest. — John Winthrop

I grew up kind of fast. I had a lot of responsibilities-cleaning the house, going to school on my own, making good grades on my own — Hines Ward

I'll never have enough time to paint all the pictures I'd like to. — Norman Rockwell

It is amazing that you now have a bus company in Ballymena producing world class buses for Hong Kong, Singapore, London and Las Vegas. — Martin McGuinness

Yesterday, the president met with a group he calls the coalition of the willing. Or, as the rest of the world calls them, Britain and Spain — Jon Stewart

My favorite album would have to be something from The Beatles. — Liam Gallagher

It's always funny until the hooker mentions her son. — Jon Stewart

We declared war on terror-it's not even a noun, so, good luck. — Jon Stewart

You wonder sometimes how our government puts on its pants in the morning. — Jon Stewart

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. — Jon Stewart

That's the beauty of our show. Comedy or politics. We're sort of a mix. A space age polymer of both. A synthetic comedy-like material. — Jon Stewart

Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates. — Jon Stewart

I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character. — Jon Stewart

What matters is not the facts but how you discover and think about them. — Richard Dawkins

I've always run by the hierarchy of 'If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If not bizarre, break something. — Jon Stewart

Jeff Ross has a new show on Comedy Central where he roasts the news. It'll be perfect for people who find Jon Stewart too handsome and funny. — Seth Green

This world is made for the living, Dan. Death, and accepting death, is a part of life. — Karen McQuestion

I thought maybe she was trying to be funny but then realized this was impossible to do without a sense of humor. — Chelsea Handler

Being funny in life is a lot more like judo. It's using the energy ... — Jon Stewart

I have to tell you I enjoy Jon Stewart. That's the truth. I actually think he's very funny. I've paid to see him do his stand-up routine. — Megyn Kelly

Who wants to be around someone that can change them? Too much power to let another person have! — Karen Marie Moning