Jon Stewart Funny Quotes
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In 1978, when I was 17 and in my first year at university, I read approximately 3,500 pages of Dickens.
— Michel Faber
If we had to tolerate in others all that we permit in ourselves, life would become completely unbearable.
— Georges Courteline
A lot of people do what we call neurotic things in order to repair their childhood.
— Laura Schlessinger
Jon Stewart hires people that he thinks are funny. That's it. That's the only requirement.
— Olivia Munn
Liberty is the proper end and object of authority, and cannot subsist without it; and it is liberty to that which is good, just, and honest.
— John Winthrop
I'll never have enough time to paint all the pictures I'd like to.
— Norman Rockwell
It is amazing that you now have a bus company in Ballymena producing world class buses for Hong Kong, Singapore, London and Las Vegas.
— Martin McGuinness
My favorite album would have to be something from The Beatles.
— Liam Gallagher
It's always funny until the hooker mentions her son.
— Jon Stewart
I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days.
— Jon Stewart
What matters is not the facts but how you discover and think about them.
— Richard Dawkins
This world is made for the living, Dan. Death, and accepting death, is a part of life.
— Karen McQuestion
I thought maybe she was trying to be funny but then realized this was impossible to do without a sense of humor.
— Chelsea Handler
