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I'm not going chic, I swear. The geek endures. But, I mean, a snazzy cool suit looks good. — Jon Heder

With everyone else, he was chipped ice on a mountain. With her sister, he was a summer breeze across the sea. Alas, — Renee Ahdieh

The problem is that relativism provides no sure foundation for a safe and orderly society. — Charles Colson

I know at some point I would like to take on more dramatic roles. — Jon Heder

What we did in our childhoods makes us who we are now. — Jon Heder

Normally I avoid movies where the aliens look like humans. It's cheesy. — Jon Heder

You become a man by knowing both victory and defeat, by running and crying. It's ok to cry..!! You can overcome — Eiichiro Oda

I love movin'. I was observant growing up, watching Michael Jackson and John Travolta. I'd close my eyes, see the moves. — Jon Heder

Just tell them that their wildest dreams will come true if they vote for you. — Jon Heder

Build a rocket ship and leave the earth! — Jon Heder

Skaters are very much like peacocks. — Jon Heder

Martyrdom is the only way a man can become famous without ability. — Arthur Schopenhauer

I'm Iranian and no matter what I do, I'm dealing with politics because especially my music, that it's a music that talks about peace, love, unity. — Hafez Nazeri

Live a little, love a lot. — Kenny Chesney

I would much prefer that they take me as I am, that way the experience is genuine between the both of us. — George Duke

When I was young, I told my sister that she had chunky thighs. She slapped me and I cried. She feels bad about it to this day, but I feel worse. — Jon Heder

I want to get up there and tell entertaining stories but that are also to a certain extent clean. — Jon Heder

Most busy people want to mentor someone great — Ramit Sethi

I always love messing with my own hair as much as I can; I don't normally like to wear wigs. — Jon Heder

Just as long as something is gained, a lesson is learned. I do like those. The more quiet victories are always great. — Jon Heder

Quadratic reciprocity is the song of love in the land of prime numbers. — Kato

I loved my childhood. They had the coolest toys back then. Star Wars, Transformers, laser-tag gun sets. Toy companies have really gone downhill. — Jon Heder

There is nothing more important in my life than being a father. I will never allow any of my career choices or aspirations to threaten this bond. — Corey Hart

I relate to most of the characters I play, because I do feel like an outsider. — Jon Heder

I just did an ad with Microsoft. I'm dressed as Napoleon, and I get to slap Bill Gates. — Jon Heder

I'm not that into reading. If I'm gonna read, I'm gonna read some cool sci-fi book or something, not some stupid self-help book. — Jon Heder

That's what protagonists do. They work hard, they have a conflict, they overcome the obstacles. — Jon Heder

Are the people who run for president really the best in a country of 240 million? If so, something has happened to the gene pool. — Bob McKenzie

Wherever something is "pinned down" there's a little hole - at least one - more likely many. — Laura Mullen

I've always liked Kate Winslet. She's pretty, smart, and talented. — Jon Heder

Aaarrggg, ahoy me matey, thars a great grand vagina over yonder. Penises talk like pirates when I'm drunk. — Tara Sivec

Some people want to fill the world with silly love songs — Paul McCartney

I don't think I ever will do a sex scene because of my religion and my personal standards. — Jon Heder

I never read a self-help book except for the Bible. — Jon Heder