Joking Quotes
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Joking Quotes & Sayings
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Never call a girl fat, even if you're joking.
— Demi Lovato
One of the greatest gifts in this world is the ability to make others smile. - The Unauthorized Autobiography of Jonathan Fisher
— J.E.B. Spredemann
Bulletproof is about the fact that I was shot in the face and survived. Nah I'm joking that'd be grisly and awful.
— Thom Yorke
I flew into New York for the Raising Arizona audition, and we just started joking around.
— John Goodman
Immediately I give myself a little mental slap. Fishing for compliments is a cardinal sin. "Never mind, I was only joking.
— Sally Thorne
[To reporter who telephoned with news of her Oscar:] If you are joking me, I will get up immediately and kill you wherever you are.
— Anna Magnani
Sometimes When You Are Serious, People Thought You Were Joking, But Sometimes When You Are Joking, People Thought You Were Serious
— Harry Toh Jun Shen
If I'd been joking I would have said, a blind guy walks into a bar. And a table. And a couple of chairs.
— Anonymous
You aren't angry ""You must be joking " she said dryly. "I'm alive Nicholas. And I'm immortal like you. This rocks — Lynsay Sands
Joking apart, now let us be serious.
— Horace
Don't, Ginny, we'll send you loads of owls.We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat.
George!
Only joking, Mum. — J.K. Rowling
Life can be a waste by jesting and joking away their time.
— Sunday Adelaja
Joking with somebody's emotions makes you cold person.
— Deyth Banger
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.
— George Bernard Shaw
I love Twitter. My favorite thing to do these days is to tweet things that seem very questionable as to whether I'm joking or not.
— Max Greenfield
Lightness, jesting, and joking, can only be indulged at the expense of barrenness of soul, and the loss of the favor of God.
— Ellen G. White
God? Nope." requel's smile told me she was joking around to make this easier for me "santa clause? No again.
— Claudia Gray
I'm not joking you. I never joke people. Joke people and you make enemies. That's what I always say.
— Ernest Hemingway,
It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or whether I am serious, just as it is not necessary for me to know it myself.
— Salvador Dali
joking. A slave needs privileges to keep him quiet.
— Robert A. Heinlein
I never trained in any acting, other than just joking around and doing my own dinky little videos.
— Dylan O'Brien
I steal, Winkle said, with a smile that said I'm joking and a glint in his eye that said I'm not.
— Orson Scott Card
Mahlke couldn't joke. He sometimes tried. But everything he did, touched or said, became solemn, significant, monumental;
— Gunter Grass
I would always be the kid that got in trouble in school, that's for sure, for joking around.
— Matthew Perry
Of course, I'm only joking," he says, studying me. "The reason they're staring is because I am extraordinarily good looking.
— Penelope King
It seems rather prophetic. We were just joking about this the other day.""I know. Fate has annoying timing. — Kate Noble
Journalists never make it clear when you are joking.
— David Bailey
I've seen 'Pride and Prejudice' about 4,000 times. I'm not joking: I know every single line.
— Claire Foy
I can't imagine not joking even at the worst of times. And for me, it's sort of automatic.
— Elizabeth McCracken
Boris come himself?" Vanov laughed. "Surely you're joking. Preparations for his wedding.
— Eric Van Lustbader
Don't think that people hate you, strongly dislike is a better word for it.
— Sarah Van Waterschoot
The happiness and the joy that I see in the eyes of the children. They saved my life so I want to, give it back. I'm not joking.
— Michael Jackson
When the humours were handed out, Ankh-Morpork got the one for joking and Quirm had to do make do with their expertise in fine dining and love-making.
— Terry Pratchett
I'm joking, it's not really hell," the voice went on. "It's worse than hell, not that I've ever actually been there. You're in Villete.
— Paulo Coelho
I like working solo and it was a lot of fun joking around with the audience, saying things. I'm only just learning how to do certain things.
— Art Garfunkel
My dad keeps joking about sneaking into my grandparents' house and switching out their HBO for PBS so they think I'm on 'Downton Abbey.'
— Allison Williams
Kidding?" He asked; rolling the foreign word over in his mouth like he tasted something sour."Yeah, you know. Joking. Ha ha ha." I said. — Micalea Smeltzer
The Doctor: I've seen bigger.Clara: Really?
The Doctor: Are you joking? It's massive! — Steven Moffat
Steady had always suspected Ethan "Ozzie" Sykes, despite his constant joking and bad taste in eighties music, was one tough motherfucker.
— Julie Ann Walker
When god made man, she was only joking.
— Unknown
This is your one chance. Tell me where the key is.""Okay."
Serpine raised an eyebrow. "Really?"
"No, only joking. Do your worst. — Derek Landy
Joking is a barrier between man and the world. Joking is the enemy of love and poetry.
— Milan Kundera
Sometimes I wish that I hadn't learned how to crochet, I say, and Alice laughs. Obviously she thinks I'm joking, which is maybe for the best.
— David Nicholls
Anyone willing to do what is required to become president of the United States is thereby barred from taking that office. I'm only half joking
— Alan Greenspan
I try to visit people in hospitals when I can, smiling and joking while I'm there. But when I leave, I just start crying.
— Loretta Lynn
How do you know when a woman wants to kill you?" Rand mused. "When she knows your name?" Dobraine did not sound as if he were joking.
— Robert Jordan
I've been joking that 'On the Road' is the prequel to 'The Road.' I don't know if that's a very good joke.
— Kodi Smit-McPhee
The cybernetic operation?""No, the sex change."
The doctor's smile faltered.
"I'm joking. — Marissa Meyer
I worry about my nan. If she's alone and falls, does she make a noise? I'm joking, she's dead.
— Jimmy Carr
But enough joking. I am singing. This is all my life.
— Placido Domingo
Don't worry, Jet. Just as long as we don't get into any situations that require grenades, we'll be fine." Indy said this like she wasn't joking.
— Kristen Ashley
It's hard for a comic to be joking when your lines can't be funny.
— Steven Michael Quezada
![Joking Quotes By Tarik Shah: I could be joking and smiling [with infidels]](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/joking-quotes-by-tarik-shah-680069.jpg "Joking Quotes By Tarik Shah: I could be joking and smiling [with infidels]")
I could be joking and smiling [with infidels] and then cutting their throats in the next second.
— Tarik Shah
Black Mage: I was joking.Red Mage: OH. See, I was confused by the total lack of comedy. — Brian Clevinger
A good Catholic boy like myself? You must be joking. Anyway, it kind of changes things when your equipment's used for business instead of pleasure
— Tabitha McGowan
I never stopped joking around long enough to realize you weren't laughing anymore.
— Alexandra Potter
When Henry Ford said, "The customer can have a car in any color as long as it's black," he was not joking.
— Peter Drucker
The thought of seeing Malcolm and JB, of interacting with them and smiling and joking, seemed suddenly excruciating.
— Hanya Yanagihara
Because friendship is about laughing when the other person is joking to make you feel better. Even if you don't find her joke all that funny.
— Padma Venkatraman
Love is such a confusing word. You think I'm joking but I'm not.
— Michael Showalter
You're joking, Perce! You are actually joking, Percy ... I don't think I've heard you joke since you were-
— J.K. Rowling
Don't be too nice to him," I teased. "He'll never leave.
— Juliet Blackwell
When you see people say crazy things on our show, they mean this stuff,and that's easy to forget: They're not joking.
— John Oliver
Life is too short not to do a little practical joking.
— Krista Allen
When you're given the gift of truth, you spend a lot of time trying to tone it down because it is already offensive enough.
— Shannon L. Alder
Ingra just kept a straight face he hoped Vilenthe was joking. "Anyway." Ingra tried to bring the topic full circle
— Charon Lloyd-Roberts
When I write on 'SNL,' I've found I'm most productive while collaborating and joking with friends and not being firmly attached to any one idea.
— Cecily Strong
Is this some exercise in keeping a straight face?
— Neal Stephenson
