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I thought everybody was in on the joke. But I was the joke.
— Billie Joe Armstrong
You need to be my wife to win with me.
— Pawan Mishra
I guess the tone of jokes is often, at best, irreverent, but it always comes from a place of deep love.
— John Oliver
What I say is stupid. Who takes a comedian seriously? I'm doing sophisticated knock-knock jokes.
— Carlos Mencia
Don't threaten me with a good time.
— Michael Anthony
They're in trouble, Kaz had thought. Or you were dead wrong about Matthias, and you're about to pay for all of those talking tree jokes.
— Leigh Bardugo
Sometimes in the studio movies I've been working in, you'll put a joke in a movie because the crowd loves it - not because I love it.
— David Gordon Green
I aspire to bean old man
with an old wife
laughing at old jokes
from a wild youth. — Atticus Poetry
I did see the Soul Train picture. That was interesting. I've heard all the jokes. I had it coming.
— Mike Tomlin
That sun is lookin' good ... and hot! Get it? Hilarious! My joke writers are awesome.
— Tom Bergeron
Two preppies from the University of South Florida tried to hit on her with cocaine jokes. Sharon
— Tim Dorsey
You start out wanting to change the world through language, and end up thinking it's enough to tell a few good jokes.
— David Nicholls
With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke.
— Will Rogers
Time for black jokes, what's the time??Can you handle it! — Deyth Banger
Some jokes are stupid and useless, if you can't get it. It's to stupid to go in it, but whatever!- Make your choice! — Deyth Banger
Jokes that are gratuitously offensive are synonymous with bad writing to me. I'm offended as a writer first and as a person second.
— Rachel Bloom
I really like being able to laugh at my own jokes.
— Neil Gaiman
Be nice to everyone and tell jokes.
— Gary Busey
The State trained us to make other people's terrible jokes work, which is the other part of the game when you're here.
— Robert Ben Garant
Mahlke couldn't joke. He sometimes tried. But everything he did, touched or said, became solemn, significant, monumental;
— Gunter Grass
Medicine is a very old joke, but it still goes on.
— Andre Maurois
Who decides which defects are funny and which ones are tragic? Nobody laughs at blind people or makes iron lung jokes.
— David Mitchell
in this society, things you'd think could only be bad jokes actually happen all the time.
— Banana Yoshimoto
I care more about making sure the story is correct and the characters are behaving in character than I do about the individual jokes.
— Michael Schur
All crises, once averted, become jokes.
— Edan Lepucki
Not every single way of saying the right thing is right.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
I am not so secretly a comedian. I write a lot of my own material if you've seen videos I've done. I write jokes.
— Laura Benanti
Yeah, Silver and his math are jokes, because math has a liberal bias. After all, math is the reason Mitt Romney's tax plan doesn't add up.
— Stephen Colbert
Mom, how come you never go outside?""I told you, I'm a vampire. — Alison Bechdel
A good joke doesn't necessarily need appreciation from others. One can freely laugh at one's own deserving jokes.
— Pawan Mishra
I'll be 50 years old tomorrow and that means, among other things, that now Bob Dole can start telling jokes about me.
— David Letterman
I would write 100 jokes a day. Most of them were terrible. But I just said, 'I'll write more than everybody else, and that's how I'll get better.'
— Anthony Jeselnik
Most practical jokes, I'll feel too bad for the other person so I'll stop just before the punchline.
— Larry David
I'll never forget you. I'll never forget your voice or your face or your dumb jokes. And i'll never forget your love.
— Jeri Smith-Ready
The day I understand what's going on in her psychotic little brain they'll have to lock me in a psych ward.
— J. Gabriel Gates
I love my jokes.
— Dave Chappelle
I don't really write jokes. I wait for stuff to happen in life, and then I tell it on stage.
— Kathleen Madigan
My English is closer to the literary English, and I'm not very familiar with jokes in English or with, you know, with small talk in English.
— J.M.G. Le Clezio
I've never written jokes. I mean, I'll write things on a piece of paper and riff on them onstage.
— David Cross
All right, I'll wait another two thousand years to make jokes about my evilness.
— Tui T. Sutherland
All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
— Mitch Hedberg
All day my mind drifts off into fantasies and little stupid jokes.
— Jean-Pierre Jeunet
No jokes, no banter. No pre-mission
— Lee Child
Fate does not play jokes.
— Gamal Abdel Nasser
Q: What do Jesus and Nicole Brown Simpson have in common? A: They were both killed by the Joooooooose.
— Helen Thomas
I used to wonder why people made New Jersey jokes. I don't anymore.
— E.J. Copperman
In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.
— Frank Dane
Nurse: "You look like a pharmaceutical rep. you can leave samples in the closet."Joe: "I'm actually a lawyer."
Nurse: "My condolences. — Jodi Picoult
I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard.
— Kathy Griffin
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[The people that worked on The Simpsons] just had good taste. They knew how to execute absurd jokes.
— Eric Andre
I wouldn't have the slightest interest in running for public office. I'd rather make jokes about politicians than become one of them.
— Johnny Carson
Popular men who laugh at your jokes pose a threat which blatant villains can never command.
— Lindsey Davis
A friend of mine jokes that I have a painstaking royalty complex. Like maybe I was a duke in a past life.
— Frank Ocean
Come. We must go deeper with no justice and no jokes.
— Michael Ondaatje
Yes, my mom does keep making references to marriage, like all mothers do, but it's only in a lighter mood ... she just jokes.
— Saina Nehwal
Sometimes I use my jokes as building blocks for larger bits. I like to draw and play music, so sometimes I do those things along with the jokes.
— Demetri Martin
I'm not the type of guy who's funny in the room. I'm the guy who's funny late at night on a computer, trying to construct jokes.
— Scott Aukerman
If they invent a car that runs on stupid jokes, you could go far.
— Haruki Murakami
The main jokes in this film are about big things, love and life and zombies - we all get that.
— Simon Pegg
All the great story lines are great practical jokes that people fall for over and over again.
— Kurt Vonnegut
Democrats are like a big tortoise that's on its back and can't get up; you can't make jokes about that.
— Lewis Black
The man who acts as his own lawyer has a fool for a client.
— Joseph Hansen
If parents snicker at racial and gender jokes, another generation will pass on the poison adults still have not had the courage to snuff out.
— Marian Wright Edelman
A joke is like building a mousetrap from scratch. You have to work pretty hard to make the thing snap when it is supposed to snap.
— Kurt Vonnegut
I took my girl to dinner, and she laughed so hard at one of my jokes that she dropped her tray.
— Jack Benny
I conjured for him electric skies and iridescent seas and evenings full of laughter and silly jokes.
— Jojo Moyes
I love life in spite of all that mars it. I love friendship, jokes and laughter.
— Tahar Ben Jelloun
I don't think my film style has changed. I'm doing the same kind of jokes I did when I was younger.
— Woody Allen
She laughed at bad jokes, stayed out too late, and overslept too often. Charity Hill loved holidays and she hated budgets and the alarm clock.
— Elizabeth Jane Howard
One of my biggest problems with comedy was that I did not understand some of the jokes.
— Desi Arnaz
I think writers have become hypnotised by the number of jokes on the page at the expense of character.
— Sherwood Schwartz
It feels amazing to just be here and be able to share my jokes with the world. It's not so much about being a girl, it's about being a funny comic.
— Iliza Shlesinger
Never joke at funerals, or during business transactions.
— Herman Melville