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And I'm not a poet: but never despair!
I'll madly live the poems I shall never write. — Aldous Huxley

That's how we spent the day
drizzling sarcasm over the truth
dropping bad jokes like f-bombs ... — Sarah Tregay

If all the economists in the world were laid end to end, it wouldn't be a bad thing. — Peter Lynch

A humorist tells himself every morning, "I hope it's going to be a rough day." When things are going well, it's much harder to make the right jokes. — Alan Coren

The deadening part of Bible study is when you think you've already got it all figured out. — Philip Yancey

If you are reading this then you have wasted another day of your life day dreaming, rather than planning the life God intended you to live. — Shannon L. Alder

I would write 100 jokes a day. Most of them were terrible. But I just said, 'I'll write more than everybody else, and that's how I'll get better.' — Anthony Jeselnik

I think the jokes would have been a bit broader and a bit more obvious in terms of the day-to-day of country life. — Simon Pegg

I bullshit on the phone all day with a variety of people discussing various projects, and occasionally write jokes. — Al Madrigal

Another day gone and no jokes. — Flann O'Brien

The simplest and shortest ethical precept is to be served as little as possible ... and to serve others as much as possible. — Leo Tolstoy

Garan snorted. Now that we know about his indigestion, we can torture him with cake. — Kristin Cashore

You have no idea what's going on until you can't ignore it any longer. — Rebecca Donovan

Every child's bedroom is as important as a telescope orbiting the planet earth or a philosopher's study. — Jerry Spinelli

The rain keeps up throughout the next day. "Lovely English summer we're having," everyone jokes. — Gayle Forman

But few sabacc players had learned the game from Han Solo and Lando Calrissian. — Claudia Gray

Allah says, "The broken ones are my beloved. — Shaikh Abu-Saeed Abil-Kheir

Man, after all my grandma put into me learning the piano, that was a hard day, telling her I was telling jokes for a living. — Jamie Foxx

A joke a day keeps the gloom away! — Cesar Romero

You can write jokes at any point of the day. Jokes are not that hard to write, or they shouldn't be when it is literally your job. — John Oliver

Those who are scandalized by a naked body
thinks the Devil
are easy prey: they are already doomed. — Jose Bergamin

shouldn't have no problem — Chad Woods

The day I understand what's going on in her psychotic little brain they'll have to lock me in a psych ward. — J. Gabriel Gates

I was always Armie. There couldn't be a 90-year-old Armand and a 9-day-old one. And I heard enough jokes about baking soda. — Armie Hammer

But, in my opinion, if I am not formed for love, it follows that I am not formed for marriage. — Charlotte Bronte

Jesus was crucified for doing nothing
And God is worshiped for even less. — Porcupine Tree

When you are in a room and your job is to write jokes 10 hours a day, your mind starts going to strange places. — Seth MacFarlane

On Anzac Day, coffee and jokes with a Turk might be the most meaningful and fair dinkum dawn service you could possibly have. — Michael Leunig

Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day. — Seth MacFarlane

I love inside jokes. I hope to be a part of one some day. — Michael Scott

Where there is no accountability, there will also be no responsibility. — Sunday Adelaja

All day my mind drifts off into fantasies and little stupid jokes. — Jean-Pierre Jeunet

My daughter and I are very close, we speak every single day and I call her every day and I say the same thing, "pick up, I know you're there." — Joan Rivers

I love jokes as much as anyone, but I don't want to hear my snail jokes every day. But I might want to hear a good song every day. — Neil Peart