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And I'm not a poet: but never despair!I'll madly live the poems I shall never write. — Aldous Huxley
That's how we spent the day drizzling sarcasm over the truth
dropping bad jokes like f-bombs ... — Sarah Tregay
The deadening part of Bible study is when you think you've already got it all figured out.
— Philip Yancey
If you are reading this then you have wasted another day of your life day dreaming, rather than planning the life God intended you to live.
— Shannon L. Alder
I would write 100 jokes a day. Most of them were terrible. But I just said, 'I'll write more than everybody else, and that's how I'll get better.'
— Anthony Jeselnik
I think the jokes would have been a bit broader and a bit more obvious in terms of the day-to-day of country life.
— Simon Pegg
I bullshit on the phone all day with a variety of people discussing various projects, and occasionally write jokes.
— Al Madrigal
Another day gone and no jokes.
— Flann O'Brien
The simplest and shortest ethical precept is to be served as little as possible ... and to serve others as much as possible.
— Leo Tolstoy
Garan snorted. Now that we know about his indigestion, we can torture him with cake.
— Kristin Cashore
You have no idea what's going on until you can't ignore it any longer.
— Rebecca Donovan
Every child's bedroom is as important as a telescope orbiting the planet earth or a philosopher's study.
— Jerry Spinelli
The rain keeps up throughout the next day. "Lovely English summer we're having," everyone jokes.
— Gayle Forman
Allah says, "The broken ones are my beloved.
— Shaikh Abu-Saeed Abil-Kheir
A joke a day keeps the gloom away!
— Cesar Romero
Those who are scandalized by a naked bodythinks the Devil
are easy prey: they are already doomed. — Jose Bergamin
shouldn't have no problem
— Chad Woods
The day I understand what's going on in her psychotic little brain they'll have to lock me in a psych ward.
— J. Gabriel Gates
I was always Armie. There couldn't be a 90-year-old Armand and a 9-day-old one. And I heard enough jokes about baking soda.
— Armie Hammer
But, in my opinion, if I am not formed for love, it follows that I am not formed for marriage.
— Charlotte Bronte
When you are in a room and your job is to write jokes 10 hours a day, your mind starts going to strange places.
— Seth MacFarlane
On Anzac Day, coffee and jokes with a Turk might be the most meaningful and fair dinkum dawn service you could possibly have.
— Michael Leunig
Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.
— Seth MacFarlane
I love inside jokes. I hope to be a part of one some day.
— Michael Scott
All day my mind drifts off into fantasies and little stupid jokes.
— Jean-Pierre Jeunet
