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We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not by what happened or is happening to us but by being felt sorry for. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

You couldn't be satisfied with being an amateur asshole, could you, Jimbo! You had to go and turn pro on me! — Susan Elizabeth Phillips

The slight sense of degeneracy induced by reading novels before luncheon — Elizabeth Bowen

The case against vivisection is the same as that against war and all other forms of cruelty - that violence does not produce long-term solutions. — Jon Wynne-Tyson

Gratuitous fat jokes always hurt, no matter what. — Josh Peck

If you want me to sing this Christmas song with the feeling and the meaning, you better see if you can locate that check. — Mahalia Jackson

I still haven't found the humor in getting hit by a cement truck. My knees still hurt when I think about it, so no jokes about that yet. — Adam DeVine

We can't say what we would do in other circumstances. We can only know what we will do with the ones we face. — Taylor Jenkins Reid

I favor a picture which arrives at its destination without the evidence of a trying journey rather than one which shows the marks of battle. — Charles Sheeler

You can live with me in this house I've built out of writers blocks. — Pete Wentz

Please use anger for something positive like hurting people that deserve it or writing jokes. — Dov Davidoff

I think this goat must have been fed on old boots,' Stubble complained as he chewed the last scraps of flesh from the bones littering his stew. — Carl Sargent