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Jokes One Liners Quotes By Lawrence Welk: If they can't hum it after we play

If they can't hum it after we play it, it's not for us. — Lawrence Welk

Jokes One Liners Quotes By Mario Puzo: Friendship and money: oil and water.

Friendship and money: oil and water. — Mario Puzo

Jokes One Liners Quotes By James Runcie: Introspection and self-awareness were the enemies of contentment,

Introspection and self-awareness were the enemies of contentment, — James Runcie

Jokes One Liners Quotes By James Dyson: The Web is fascinating and transformative, but it's

The Web is fascinating and transformative, but it's an easy, flashy, get-rich-quick option to the hard graft of proper industry. — James Dyson

Jokes One Liners Quotes By Mark Twain: Unexpected money is a delight. The same sum

Unexpected money is a delight. The same sum is a bitterness when you expected more. — Mark Twain

Jokes One Liners Quotes By Nora Barnacle: I don't know whether my husband is a

I don't know whether my husband is a genius or not, but he certainly has a dirty mind. — Nora Barnacle

Jokes One Liners Quotes By Bernie Ecclestone: Anyone who doesn't speak English isn't worth speaking

Anyone who doesn't speak English isn't worth speaking to — Bernie Ecclestone

Jokes One Liners Quotes By Michelle Lynn Brown: Life is a mess, there is trouble around

Life is a mess, there is trouble around every corner. But Jesus gives us peace and rest in the good and the bad times. — Michelle Lynn Brown

Jokes One Liners Quotes By Philippe Falardeau: I'm not too keen on jokes that are

I'm not too keen on jokes that are one-liners. I want the situation to be funny. — Philippe Falardeau

Jokes One Liners Quotes By Simone De Beauvoir: The facts of religion were convincing only to

The facts of religion were convincing only to those who were already convinced. — Simone De Beauvoir

Jokes One Liners Quotes By June Jordan: The first function of poetry is to tell

The first function of poetry is to tell the truth, to learn how to do that, to find out what you really feel and what you really think. — June Jordan

Jokes One Liners Quotes By Henry Ward Beecher: The beginning is the promise of the end.

The beginning is the promise of the end. — Henry Ward Beecher