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If they can't hum it after we play it, it's not for us. — Lawrence Welk

Friendship and money: oil and water. — Mario Puzo

Introspection and self-awareness were the enemies of contentment, — James Runcie

Unexpected money is a delight. The same sum is a bitterness when you expected more. — Mark Twain

I don't know whether my husband is a genius or not, but he certainly has a dirty mind. — Nora Barnacle

Anyone who doesn't speak English isn't worth speaking to — Bernie Ecclestone

I'm not too keen on jokes that are one-liners. I want the situation to be funny. — Philippe Falardeau

The facts of religion were convincing only to those who were already convinced. — Simone De Beauvoir

The beginning is the promise of the end. — Henry Ward Beecher