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Jokes Not Being Funny Quotes By Mitch Albom: So many times I feel I'm using the

So many times I feel I'm using the same words over and over, like a woman wearing the same dress every day. So boring! — Mitch Albom

Jokes Not Being Funny Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not

We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not by what happened or is happening to us but by being felt sorry for. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Jokes Not Being Funny Quotes By Marty Rubin: A scale can tell what a body weighs,

A scale can tell what a body weighs, but not its value. — Marty Rubin

Jokes Not Being Funny Quotes By Jaime Lerner: I always try to say, 'If you want

I always try to say, 'If you want to help the environment, try to do just two things. One, use less of your car. Second, separate your garbage.' — Jaime Lerner

Jokes Not Being Funny Quotes By Lysa TerKeurst: Instead of always looking to get fulfillment from

Instead of always looking to get fulfillment from my loved ones and the other blessings in my life, I can simply enjoy them for what they are. — Lysa TerKeurst

Jokes Not Being Funny Quotes By Alain De Botton: One's doing well if age improves even slightly

One's doing well if age improves even slightly one's capacity to hold on to that vital truism: This too shall pass. — Alain De Botton

Jokes Not Being Funny Quotes By George Carlin: The first obligation I have is to be

The first obligation I have is to be funny; it's my first impulse and an instinct. I like being funny and finding the jokes. — George Carlin

Jokes Not Being Funny Quotes By Bruce Robinson: I like situational comedy when people are being

I like situational comedy when people are being completely serious and yet you can find something extremely funny, not jokes. — Bruce Robinson

Jokes Not Being Funny Quotes By Ron Funches: Being nice can be funny. A lot of

Being nice can be funny. A lot of my jokes are like, 'Let me take a bad situation and try to put the best spin on it.' — Ron Funches

Jokes Not Being Funny Quotes By Carl Einstein: We are no longer so lacking in fantasy

We are no longer so lacking in fantasy as to uphold the existence of a god. — Carl Einstein

Jokes Not Being Funny Quotes By Sreesha Divakaran: How is the duration of a relationship relative

How is the duration of a relationship relative to what those involved in it feel? — Sreesha Divakaran

Jokes Not Being Funny Quotes By Paul Merton: When I turned about 12 or 13, I

When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasn't about remembering jokes. It was about creating them. — Paul Merton

Jokes Not Being Funny Quotes By Richard Flanagan: It's only our faith in illusions that makes

It's only our faith in illusions that makes life possible...It's believing in reality that does us in every time. — Richard Flanagan

Jokes Not Being Funny Quotes By H. Rap Brown: See, it's no in between: you're either free

See, it's no in between: you're either free or you're a slave. — H. Rap Brown

Jokes Not Being Funny Quotes By P.G. Wodehouse: What magic there is in a girl's smile!

What magic there is in a girl's smile! It is the raisin which, dropped in the yeast of male complacency, induces fermentation. — P.G. Wodehouse

Jokes Not Being Funny Quotes By Steven Redhead: Infinite potential exists for what actions can be

Infinite potential exists for what actions can be taken. — Steven Redhead

Jokes Not Being Funny Quotes By Zoe Cruz: I don't give sick days if you're playing

I don't give sick days if you're playing in the snow." He's being funny, or trying to be funny. I can never tell which. — Zoe Cruz

Jokes Not Being Funny Quotes By Jimmy Carr: I think being successful in comedy is being

I think being successful in comedy is being funny and making jokes - anything beyond that is the icing on the cake. — Jimmy Carr

Jokes Not Being Funny Quotes By Iliza Shlesinger: It feels amazing to just be here and

It feels amazing to just be here and be able to share my jokes with the world. It's not so much about being a girl, it's about being a funny comic. — Iliza Shlesinger

Jokes Not Being Funny Quotes By Mitt Romney: I love practical jokes and humor. That there's

I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. I love practical jokes, but I don't like being scared. — Mitt Romney