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I love working on the fly when the writers come up with new jokes on show nights. It's exciting. I love it so much.
— Allison Janney
Whether you like it or not, I am.
— Harriet Showman
I love to breathe. Oxygen is sexy!
— Kris Carr
Great rationalizations. All of which her adrenal gland middle-fingered and then carried right on.
— J.R. Ward
That is the trouble with flying: We always have to return to airports. Thank of how much fun flying would be if we didn't have to return to airports.
— Henry Mintzberg
Everybody that knows me knows I have a temper.
— Gonjasufi
I will not feed your hunger, instead, I'll bite the pain.
— Chuck Schuldiner
Stay away from me so I don't feel anything for you anymore.
— Rachel Gibson
Quickness is the essence of the war.
— Sun Tzu
I should start charging uncomfortable thoughts rent. Except what would they pay me in? Probably something even worse.
— Lilith Saintcrow
I don't like jokes about sex or bodily functions or drug use or the difference between New York and L.A. I never do any of that.
— David Letterman
We can influence people for bad or good.
— Johnny Hunt
I'm from New York, I make kind of somewhat maybe lewd, at times - maybe some would say dirty - jokes. But in jest.
— Sarah Michelle Gellar
I just love that part of comedy, where you see somebody's jokes develop. They try something new to see what works, and I just love that part.
— Maria Bamford
I used to wonder why people made New Jersey jokes. I don't anymore.
— E.J. Copperman