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I enjoy making people laugh. The trick is to tell them jokes against yourself. If you praise yourself, your stories aren't funny. — Michael Caine

Without love no life left on earth. — Donna Lewis

Militant mothers hiding in the basement using pots and pans as their shields and their helmets. — Alice Cooper

I don't care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, I'll laugh because they'll probably be funny. — Paula Deen

If your ratings are high and there's money being made, you're allowed to be a perfectionist in television. — Dan Harmon

Death isn't funny."
"Then why are there so many jokes about death? Jill, with us - us humans - death is so sad that we must laugh at it. — Robert A. Heinlein

I don't laugh so much at jokes and premises as I do at a guy who goes onstage and starts twitching and acting funny. — Harland Williams

... a woman's loyalty, or devotion, or intelligence isn't measure by the number of cocks that have fucked her, but rather who she is as a person — Al Daltrey

We all know showbiz isn't easy, but being a comic - especially being a female comic - can be quite punishing. — Judy Gold

and yet to every bad, there is a worse — Thomas Hardy

My interest in community is what fuels my work as a writer, more than just wanting to write or just wanting to have a TV show. — Jill Soloway

You know you've reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

An action of God may be the only thing that can save the Church today. — Ralph Martin

The more you practice, the better. But in any case, practice more than you play. — Babe Didrikson Zaharias